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Duilio05 · 04-22-2019, 03:03 PM

My girlfriend and I broke up because of Ryan Leaf Jr.'s 87-yard TD.

We got in a huge fight over it because I was saying how it was good that Leaf was bringing new talent to the NSFL. The fight eventually spilled into other topics and it got really heated. In the heat of the moment I called her a "TPE banker", and it was a wrap.

We dated for two years and were thinking about moving in together. At the time I thought she was the love of my life. And it ended over Ryan Leaf Jr.

And since all of my friends were also her friends, and she was closer friends with them than I was, they took her side. So I lost all my friends too.

My best friend called me a few hours after the argument and said he didn't want to hang out with me anymore because it would cause drama.

The only people I've talked to in like a week are my parents.
ok im done

Duilio05 · 04-22-2019, 03:06 PM

WOW kid you just got r/WOOOOOOSHED!!!! :joy::joy::eyes:

"Woooooshed" means you didn't get the bread, as in the sound made when the Ryan Leaf Jr "woooshes" past you. I bet you're too slow to get it, QUARTERBACK!! :triumph::triumph::joy:

My 87-yard TD run was so thoughtfully crafted and took me a total of 3 minutes, you SHOULD be clapping. ???? What's that? My run is bad? I think that's just because you failed. I outran you, nitwit.????

In conclusion, I am posting this to the community known as "#general" to claim my internet points in your embarrassment :smirk:. Imbecile. The Germans refer to this action as "Schadenfreude," which means "harm-joy" :grimacing::astonished:. WOW! ???? Another reference I had to explain to you. :face_palm:??????? I am going to cease this conversation for I do not converse with slow persons.:smirk::joy:

**BigKicks** · 04-22-2019, 03:23 PM

Handedness: Ryan Leaf Jr.

Eco · (This post was last modified: 04-22-2019, 04:34 PM by Eco.)

(04-22-2019, 12:37 PM)White Cornerback Wrote:something wrote in italics

It took me a while to get this.

**ValorX77** · 04-22-2019, 05:42 PM

Oh look, this had to come up before playoffs.. Puts on his noise canceling headphones

dizzyDC · 04-22-2019, 05:58 PM

Hey look guys! He did the italics thing!

**TomHanks** · (This post was last modified: 04-23-2019, 10:12 PM by TomHanks.)

“She got me,” Leaf Jr. said of Jenkins getting the starting role over him. “That f**king Jenkins boomed me.” Leaf Jr. added, “She’s so good,” repeating it four times. He then said he wanted to add Kansas City to the list of teams he relocates this summer.

TeyonSchavari · 04-23-2019, 10:33 AM

apology for poor english

when were you when ryan leaf run 87 yard?

i was sat in discord eating smegma butter when pdx ping

‘leaf is touchdown’

‘no’

**ValorX77** · 04-23-2019, 12:51 PM

I caught up with leaf last night at a dc bar. He was buff as usual, but he brags about the fumbles he caused and he rants about fake news, and of course the 87 yard td. Oh wait, he boomed me into the Potomac.

CalvinP · 04-24-2019, 08:40 AM

ALRIGHTY