The Sylphreni Show: After Hours Questions

[Attopax]

If the league awarded a "Most Improved" award for the team that made the largest swing in standings or otherwise made themselves significantly better season to season... wait a minute...

Question 1) Bex, thoughts on adding team awards like the above to the league?

...ok... main question...

Question 2) If the league awarded the above... which team would you expect to get it next season after considering retired players, regression, and recent draft selections?

Question 3) Will you please take a gulp of your alcoholic beverage of choice? Thank you.

Question 4) What is your favorite NFL Player of all Time? Eliminate any and all players that have played for your NFL Team of choice.

Question 5) Will you please finish the drink you just sipped from earlier and grab a new one? Thank you.

Question 6) What are your thoughts on the Portland Python's recent rebranding?

Question 7) Will you please take a gulp of your alcoholic beverage of choice? Thank you.

Question 8) What is the most underrated aspect of keeping this league running? Meaning, what aspect of keeping this machine chugging along takes a lot more work and time than people probably think?

Question 9) Will you please finish the beverage you have been drinking before moving on to any more questions? Thank you.

Question 10) Steg, will you please provide updates to the League as to the fallout/follow-up of your borrowed laptop fiasco?

[The_Kidd]

1. Obviously the defending champs got the 1st pick and a stud player, but who do you feel won the draft?

2. Are there any players you felt were a surprise to land with the team they did? Or any sleepers in general?

3. With the recent free agent situation in Arizona, a player scorned by having a low draft stock, and teams scared about losing a quality player before their peak --- how does the league feel about this type of drama and roster movement?

4. I'll sell Steg my old Sony Vaio so he doesnt have to Netflix and Chill with a different girl every month until he figures out how to stop breaking his computers.

5. Where's my commission cut Sly? [cue Stewie and Brian money exchange]

[Starboy]

- What’s an upcoming controversy you see coming in the league that could cause a major rule change?

- Where would the next expansion teams be if there’s another large reddit class?

- Mostly for Bex as a member of HO, what were the best expansion team ideas that didn’t make it?

[thevoicelesscreator]

For Kyle: Give a 60 second hot take on Honda Edmonds - try not to get fined

For Stegs: Why does TVC follow you everywhere? Also why do you love him, and where will you take him on your first date?

For Bex: How did TPE Dominatrix come about?

[Daybe]

What about the draft surprised you the most?

When did you know you were going #1?

Is a hot dog a sandwich?

Why is Colorado better than Austin and New Orleans?

[Memento Mori]

There’s loads of questions so if one of mine is too similar to another feel free to skip it. And congrats on back to back 1st overall!

1) Favourite 1st round draft pick?

2) Least favourite 1st round draft pick?

3) Which pick surprised you the most (could be for positive or negative reasons)?

4) Which team’s draft class do you like the most?

5) Which team’s draft class do you like the least?

[HalfEatenOnionBagel]

What's your favorite type of frog?

C'mon Steg give us those juicy details, baby

[PMoney]

Hopefully this late in the questions you've had a couple of drinks

1. Who's had the least to drink so far? They should take a drink

2. Strawberry or chocolate milk?

3. If you could each steal 1 player from another NSFL team to join your team, who would you choose?

4. What's been the most positive thing in your life in the past couple of months?

5. For Bex, could we please get the dulcet tones of "Sylpherni" on future streams? Syl has no say in this, give the people what they want!

6. Could you please all join in singing a group karaoke song? You can pick the song amongst yourselves if you wish (but if you cant decide, Breaking Free from High School Musical is my suggestion)

[sapp2013]

What's your favorite shape?

If you could combine two animals as a pet, what would they be, what would be the new combined animals species name, and what would you name your new pet?

What are your thoughts on a athlete/jack of all trades/Swiss army knife archetype in the NSFL? Can play any position, but not fantastic any any one specific position.

Have any of you travelled outside of the country, and if so, where?

If you had to chop off one finger, which one would it be?

If you could choose to have your tongue one inch longer, would you?

Were there any positions you debated playing before settling down on your current one?

What's your thoughts on teams intentionally tanking?

What's your favorite number between 13 and 41?

[Philliesphan96]

Ok, I've got a question for each of you.
Since Syl went first in the draft, you'll go last here. Can't let it get to your head.
First question is for steg. Is there a Mrs. Steg?
Second question is for Bex. Who is your favorite Copperhead and why is it not Steg?
Third question is for steg. I'll ask a non-love life question for you. Are you really a dinosaur?
Fourth question is for Syl. Being drafted 1oa in both drafts, are you afraid you won't be able to live up to the pressure?
Fifth question is for Bex. If you had to fight 10,000 pounds of any type of animal (i.e. lots of a small animal like an ant or a fewer amount of a larger animal like an elephant) in a thunderdome type setting. Which animal would you choose?
Sixth question is for Syl. How drunk did you get celebrating the draft?
Last question for steg since I gave him some lame questions. What is the worst purchase you've ever made?