*Bad Ideas for Spending Money

[Pat]

Buy a multi for $50m

Only if your TPE applies to both. 

Actually, no, screw it. I'll do double PT and AC's.

Dear Head Office, I'll give you all my money to have a second account.

This was very seriously thrown around back in the day. Only myself and TC (and I think Oles?) had over $50M so we figured "lol no one will ever get this"

Might have to edit this to 100M now

Brb writing more articles for that $100 million

[Swanty]

Perhaps a way to incetivise veterans to part with their money is the ability to stave off regression. Each year at the point of regression, users could have the option to pay $10m to push back their regression % to whatever the value is one season earlier. So for example, instead of regressing 20% in their 7th season, a player could pay $10m to avoid it. Then in their 8th season, they could pay another $10 million to regress by 20% instead of 25%.

This would allow very wealthy players to keep their players stronger for longer, and likely push back retirement by a season, but at the cost of $60-70m or so, potentially helping with a HoF push. This would be a low impact way to take a significant amount of money out of the economy from the top earners.

[LancedJack]

Not gonna lie I'm furious you didn't include my SOLID GOLD assassination idea