TPE Tracker Copypastas

timeconsumer · 04-24-2019, 08:51 AM

Here's some NSFL Copypastas that have come from some members over the years, starting with the most famous of them all, the Logan Noble pasta:

The simple and short answer is because I'm a fifteen year old QB/RB/DT who's too popular in his city. I've put myself up on a pedestal due to my popularity in Kansas CityNorfolk and so I carry it wherever I go. I'm the guy who I told myself I would never be and I hate it, so I'm trying to change it. I admit my wrongs, I attempt to correct my mistakes, and I'm listening to opinions while keeping myself open to critics. Honestly, the egotistical part just comes from, well, my inflated ego due to having 87 yard TDs, and being at the top in Kansas CityNorfolk. Twitch creates a platform of instant gratification for me, and so it's hyper ego inflation at it's finest.

And then we have the ckroyal pasta

You know what Ryan Leaf Jr, kiss my ass! I'm not normally one to engage with your childish tactics, but I've had more than enough of you. You wanna talk so much shit about me & my teams, brag about all the 87-yard TDs you have, but what have you ever actually done for any of those teams besides ride the coattails of the Rose Jenkins of the world?! You wanna come at me, fine, but you come at my team after I've put in countless hours making this team one that should be feared for seasons to come & that's when I take exception. You are scum & maybe you should take a look in the mirror at your own failed quarterback ventures before you take shots at mine.

How about a little Mike Boss-ta?

I spent my time to get the most money in the league and built my player exactly as instructed by my higher ups and then the "coach" turns his back on me. I didn't bust my balls to rack up all these 87 yard TDs just to be embarrassed by my "coach". He clearly has no idea what hes doing and without you and Terry Taffy hed be an even bigger joke than he already is. If he wants to publicly apologize to me down the line thats fine but otherwise im not spending a single TPE for this clown.

Perhaps some NSHL pasta?

Leaf too stronk, my player suck, resim !( Every loser ever)
You are playing with people who have over 86-yard rushing TD experience. Handle it like a man , understand you suck and improve or fuck off
This is litterally the prospect bowl and people whine. People who did nothing in their life and joined as a player and expect something completely done for fun for the first time to work properly
You are lucky Oles is so easy going. If I was the admin I would say fuck off and desert the fucking league and let every fucking whiner drown in their own tears

Eco · 04-24-2019, 10:01 AM

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**ValorX77** · 05-05-2019, 04:56 PM

“Well, the last time Ryan offered me some of his "secret stuff" I woke up in an alley behind the statium with no underwear and a tattoo scrawled across my back in a strange language I didn't recognise. All I heard about what happened was from Dorfus. Apparently, Logan caught me dancing inside the statium fountain with no pants on singing "Singing in the Rain." After that, Logan saw me climb over the fence and run off. I wasn't on the news, thank God, but I still have no idea what I did or what this tattoo means to this day. So yeah not really eager to try anymore of Ryan's "secret stuff" anytime soon.” -Apollo Reed Seawolves Teammate

**ValorX77** · 05-05-2019, 06:26 PM

Guys I really wanted to believe that NSFL was not the cesspool of morons all my fellow Leaf fans told me it would be. Unfortunately your sack totals, which I purposely made as easy as humanly possible, tanked harder than a Kardashian marriage. I personally apologise for expecting the bare minimum from you as players. If you look at your stat sheet you will notice that you all have gotten a 50 sack bump as 'extra credit' and no this was not because any of you deserved it but it was infact so I don't get my ass fired when the Commissioner asks me 'hey why the fuck did 50% of your draft class fail an introductory tackling class' to whom I will reply 'hmm I don't know maybe its because these klingons are 18 years old and still giggle every time I say the term 'contact'. I'd like to add that in fact one of you got a 5/100 on this stat sheet for which I salute you. Considering this was 100% bot OLs and the statistical probability of you missing more than 90% WALKING is actually higher than your chances of getting laid, which for this player would be an act of God (please stay out of the gene pool you know who you are). I could have actually taken a shit on the scoreboard, wiped it off on the grass, and I am pretty certain my feces could have picked up more QB pressures than you deliberately tried for. So congratulations, on making me lose faith in the DSFL system, and in humanity.