TPE Tracker Copypastas

[TeyonSchavari]

I almost hit Ryan Leaf Jr. while riding my bike in downtown Yellowknife once. I was turning left off Grand, onto Province, right in front of the Burial Grounds and he had just gotten out of a white SUV, standing in what would be the bike lane. I slammed on my brakes, about to yell "Hey douche! You don't look for bikes??," before realizing it was him. He looked at me with that smile... that fucking Ryan Leaf Jr. smile... and instantly my rage was gone. I don't really get star struck or anything, but it took a second to register that this was Ryan Leaf Jr. and he just stood there, smiling, and so I biked around him, and I was.. happy. It was so weird.

[Eco]

Updated

[YoungTB]

Oh wait. The common theme in this website is...all these 404 errors are the newbies lol. No wonder this website is so laughable.

Learn the TPE tracker ways boys before it hits you in the face.

[ValorX77]

There are 3 ways to be declared a bad player:
1. Have less TPE than Leaf
2. You don’t have a corporate sponsor
3. You have a bad GM

That’s all.

[Eco]

I'm tired of people hating on Baltimore's players!

Errol Maddox is LEGENDARY

Marquees Acho is RELENTLESS

Walt Green is a BALL HAWK

Dorfus Jimbo

Corvo Havran is CLUTCH


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[infinitempg]

@Eco is it possible to shuffle the 404s? I got them in order lol

[Eco]

@Eco is it possible to shuffle the 404s? I got them in order lol

I just changed it to be in order lol

[infinitempg]

I just changed it to be in order lol

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[Eco]

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ok

Fixed.

When you land on the error page it will display the next pasta. If you keep refreshing, it will keep fetching the next one (meaning it will keep cycling). If you hit the "Hit me!" button, it will fetch you a random one.

[SabaDonutMan]

"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bot? I'll have you know I graduated top of my draft class in the DSFL, and I've been involved in numerous secret games on Myrtle Beach, and I have over 300 confirmed tackles. I am trained in gorilla football and I'm the top tackling LB in the entire league. You are nothing to me but just another O-lineman. I will rush the fuck past you with handedness the likes of which has never been seen before in this game, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Discord? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Sisters and your LR is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your playoff hopes. You're fucking inactive, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can tackle you in over sixty-nine ways, and that's just with my bare handedness. Not only am I extensively trained in defense, but I have access to the entire playbook of the Chicago Butchers and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable little team off the face of the boxscore, you little shit. If only you could have know what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the TPE, you goddamn idiot. I will shit points all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, multi."