Baltimore Resigns the Greatest Rookie Receiver

[retrospace111]

We’re adding new things to the contract ya stupid fuck heads. Back off my dude Butters. There was nothing for y’all to mock him for like this. There’s just new things coming out so we’d appreciate it if y’all don’t make assumptions

I’m sure everyone knows why we’re here. Yes, after the sim was completed, we made the stunning discovery that Rufio was not primary receiver. There’s been a lot of talk from from fellow players, especially fellow draftee Ben. I know not most of it has been good, only monitoring twitter while waiting for this press conference to come to order and seeing the issues people have. I would like to apologize to Ben, and every other player on the Tijuana. I know it can be a bit of a distraction on election eve to have an incredibly smart, articulate, and good looking user shitpost in a signing thread. I know some may see it as selfish, some may see it as a bad move to steal the spotlight, but for me I had a few reasons behind it. First and foremost the communication issue with the sudden change of strategy and franchise WR Rufio Rufenstien. The current GM was lacking communication and was seemingly getting back into the grove of being a GM after many seasons of letting their co-gm do most of the work. The next issue was the lack of stability, the QB trade plays into this a lot, it worries me that as soon as they get to a somewhat competitive level everything is going to fall apart again and the team hasn’t really shown to be stable.

Now I know everyone is wondering, am I legitimately mocking the Hawks, it has been a hot topic all throughout the night, with multiple messages from fellow draftees, and their GM. Put it simply, I was frustrated early on about Rufio not getting 49+ yards, he was very much worth 49+ yards in every sense of the stat line, and it was frustrating not to happen. Again, to everyone involved, sorry for causing trouble, but I will NOT stop mocking Baltimore and look forward to mocking them and others for multiple seasons. Why put my teammates through this? Simply put I wanted to get a message out and hopefully get the GM to be better at communicating in the future and help create a team that is able to really contend and be a dynasty with the great offense we’re bound to have.

I fucking love you

[Colabear]

Locking since this is no longer a contract thread and don't want it to descend into personal stuff.