NSFL: Never Something Fun League?

[Bzerkap]

Hmmm. I'm sure the Hawks are a bit annoyed and have probably been in the spot light a bit more than they'd like due to the various "controversies" that took place last season. All of that sucks and a lot of the issues were out of your control. However, if you didn't have the TPE stuff and other issues, people would find other stuff to rag on you about because you guys won a lot of games last season.

Winning breeds content in pretty much everything where other people are losing. Just take your blows and dish em out too, because screw them you're winning! I've personally made several Hawks jokes, but I've made similar jokes about every other team in the league. Additionally, I probably make the most jokes about my own team and its players. I think the vast majority of Gibsongate jokes another other related things are good natured and people don't think the Hawks are cheaters, bad people, or anything else.

I'd recommend you take a step back and just realize people are just participating in standard friendly banter. Don't take it to heart and just keep doing your thing. Get more of your guys on discord and whenever Gibson or anything else comes up, just dish it out to other teams.

Here's a starter kit:

Legion-Holy shit. This team is literally garbage. They're so bad their GM bet another team he would go to their team if his team didn't win two games over the next two seasons. Now, the GM wanting out is bad enough. But get this, he might actually lose that bet and leave his team AND that would probably make his team better!

Yeti-Remember how bad the Legion are? The Yeti got knocked out of the playoffs by the very same team. Lol. The Yeti's locker room is so boring the rumor is there are only two pages of posts and they're all just big bot talking to himself.

Wraiths-Can you say choke artists? These guys are the Bengals of the NSFL. Great WR, solid OL, and a bipolar QB. Their star linebacker is always getting in fights with everybody and their CB won't shut up. Plus, they hype up a rookie WR and ship him off to Legion 2.0 in San Jose? Take your pick!

SaberCats-I think Legion 2.0 pretty much covers it. People are jumping off of this team like it's the Titanic. How many games did they lose in a row? Their best defender would rather play in Philadelphia.

Liberty-This team started with a holdout. That player made half of the players on their rival shitty paint "tshirt" sigs and some of them are still using them just to shit on the team. Their logo looks like Taco Bell and they're the most optimistic group of losers I've ever seen.

Otters-Their #1 pick and Lord and Savior, Master of the Sim, who forgot more than you could ever forget forgot his password to the site and founded a whole new league. Their QB throws interceptions faster than the Liberty FO serves up Tacos. Their next GMs stepped down for the following reasons: I'd rather GM a DSFL team, and I have school or something. The team is an EFL feeder team for fucks sake. Their mascot is an Otter and they had the shittiest player in the league hold out for them this season.

Outlaws-Where to begin. They only win cuz they sim. The whole team is 11 years old. King Bronko is trash. The offense is trash. Tim Pest might be illiterate. They traded their star WR1 and he almost retired and #Drama and then they did it again! Half their team is in the HO so that's got to be some form of cheating too. Lol Rashad couldn't tackle a scarecrow (also remember the player's union dictatorship!). And one GM is literally giving the other a blowjob in the front office RIGHT NOW (this is true!).

My point is. We're all here for fun, just dish it out. As the person that gets accused of cheating on a daily basis. If you're not cheating, who the hell cares?!

I'll leave you with some words of wisdom from @Bzerkap 's idol:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfWlot6h_JM

I can't believe I read this entire piece of shit only for it to end in TSwift

I'm done lol

[Merica]

Man, if your passes were half as accurate as your advice, Legion could easily be the seventh best team in the league.

It's hard to throw accurately when you've got a pounding hangover headache and your dick is on fire from whatever disease it contracted the night before. It's rough man.

[DeathOnReddit]

Hawks too sensitive, whats new.

[iamslm22]

This is the problem.  You are the problem.  We made fun of you for undeserved success, but you were SO unable to handle it that many (myself included) continue to make fun of you because we love seeing you absolutely fall the fuck apart from it.  You and one other teammate have accounted for 6 different reports of a total of ZERO rules violations because your feelings were hurt.  You specifically asked that Archon be BANNED for trolling you.

In most forums I've been on substanceless trolling is a banable offense.

[Merica]

This is the problem.  You are the problem.  We made fun of you for undeserved success, but you were SO unable to handle it that many (myself included) continue to make fun of you because we love seeing you absolutely fall the fuck apart from it.  You and one other teammate have accounted for 6 different reports of a total of ZERO rules violations because your feelings were hurt.  You specifically asked that Archon be BANNED for trolling you.

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Gawd what I have missed

[manicmav36]

Well, it took longer than I thought before the thin skinned comments came out, so good work all! Honestly, I'm a tad diasppointed no one busted out "snowflake" though.
@Merica I'll never turn down a hug from you.

[Archon]

The thing is Archon you brought it up constantly. There's no need to bring it up in every thread and beat a dead horse, especially when it was the opposing GMs fault. You didn't even make a joke! You just constantly bring up bull shit information. Your article on Sandoval today was funny, and whatever. That's not what I'm talking about. I'm talking about every thread for a few weeks the Hawks got shit for something that was the Updaters faults.

I am not opposed to your position. As you could see in Noble's reply to my deletegate thread I did not go to the league front office about Hendrix's actions because I legitimately did not seek to get him in trouble. I'm only using this word to apply to this specific circumstance and not to any of your actions, but it's because I'm not a snitch. I figured, hey well I obviously pissed off someone, so why not make some money off it and make a media piece? It's the same reason I made the Sandoval immigration status thread after reading the off-hand comment the other day in his interview about his parents being deported. As I've said to multiple people, I would absolutely love to see Hawks make media pieces (and make money) by trolling me and the Wraiths. It would be a lot of fun to see you guys roast me and my teammates and I think everyone would be legitimately entertained. Having said that, I'm taking more of a step back from trollish replies to threads, and working more to keep any insulting words in the OP in the media section so it's clear that I'm posting to get paid.

[Keyg_an]

This shit is so fucking soft it's unbelievable, cup your balls and take the insults, or better yet come to the Legion if you think the Hawks are the most shit talked team in the league. :')

[Merica]

Well, it took longer than I thought before the thin skinned comments came out, so good work all! Honestly, I'm a tad diasppointed no one busted out "snowflake" though.
@Merica I'll never turn down a hug from you.

Even a snowflake has thicker skin than the Hawks do. You really tried to have someone BANNED because they hurt your feelings? )

[Merica]

This shit is so fucking soft it's unbelievable, cup your balls and take the insults, or better yet come to the Legion if you think the Hawks are the most shit talked team in the league. :')

Please no. We don't want any cancerous softie unicorn milk suckers coming in and crying because Johnny said his hair was the same color as his shit.