(S6) - Weekend PT 5 - Out of Ideas

[Oles]

Requirements

Written: Must Include 150 Words. Plain and simple I'm out of ideas, just write something NSFL related, that is family friendly. Rebrand a team, write about a team going 0-14, anything as long as it is NSFL related.

Graphic: Again, just gotta be NSFL related. Make a sig for someone, rebrand a team, make a new stadium, just gotta be something. Include a render, logo, at least 2 NSFL related items.


Note: DSFL counts as NSFL related

Full Payout = 2 TPE

Do not claim this TPE until a post is made in the claim thread.

Deadline: Sunday Night, March 18th, 11:59 PST

P.S.

If you have any ideas PM them to me

[Oles]

Written: Must Include 150 Words. Plain and simple I'm out of ideas, just write something NSFL related, that is family friendly. Rebrand a team, write about a team going 0-14, anything as long as it is NSFL related.

Like I said, I’m out of ideas. I don’t know what to write for this, but a few things have happened since I made this PT. PDX will no longer be Portland GM after this season apparently. AdamS is stepping down as Outlaws GM, Asipi is taking over, with Run_CMC as his co-gm. Where do we begin. PDX took the Pythons from bottom of the DSFL to arguably the best team, especially with skillful drafting and great management. PDX was a huge part of this and was arguably the best GM ever in the DSFL. I’ve tried poaching PDX several times, I’ve tried making him my co-gm and he always said he wanted to stay in the DSFL, PDX is a great asset to have and I would love to leave him in charge of the Liberty when I eventually step down. The Outlaws changes are a little less impactful to me personally, as I’m sure Adam is still going to be a part of decisions, helping out when needed. They aren’t going to just cut him out of decisions. (180 words)

[White Cornerback]

I've been thinking alot about my next player, granted Lavelle will probably play the full 15 legal seasons (16 including my waiver season) and is realistically only a couple seasons away from having the career interceptions and pass deflections record, as well as the defensive touchdowns record too I hope.

Lavelle should in my mind should hopefully finish with the most kick and punt return yards in NSFL career history through the sheer longevity of his career. I don't want to be anywhere but Yellowknife and I'm sure that my contract extension next season will raise quite a few GM eyebrows.

Regarding my future player I'm really unsure with just what position to go into at this moment of time. I've had some interest in possibly playing as again a CB because as three days grace famously sang " Pain without love, Pain can't get enough, Pain I like it rough cause i'd rather feel pain than nothing at all." Then again I could opt for a more traditional route of QB or RB just for the fun of it, maybe even a safety or out and out fullback.

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[124715]

i think I'm going to talk about my recreate for this one. I'm not going to be able to play more than 10 seasons I think; it's hard enough to get TPE without it being devoured every offseason by the regressers. So I'll just stick it out long enough to beat out of the wave of S1/2 recreates. In terms of my recreate, who will it be? i'm going to make a RB. he's going to be good at catching; a real versatile player. how am I gonna build him? that's secret. I know i'm writing this wit hreally poor grammar, spelling etc but idgaf, I just need my tpe. plus it's late at night. so i'm going to retire right before the trade deadline; try to be at 120-ish TPE before DSFL draft. I hope to be able to go ham during my dsfl season and hit 249. that way i'll be at around 300 in time for the nsfl draft. honestly, a 300 tpe rookie is super enticing to gms. I hope I'll go 1st OA, but I doubt it. Itll be a tough challenge for sure! Looking forwards to the next chapter in my NSFL career.

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[Raven]

So in the spirit of NSFL related point tasks I would like to take a moment and talk about those very NSFL related topics. So I`m going to rebrand a team. Like the Colorado Yeti are just a bunch of nobodies right. When was the last time you heard good things about the Yetis? Right like last year in June or something. This team needs some drastic changes and that's where I come in.

Rebrand the fuck outta the Yeti. I`m moving this team up north, to my hometown of Kalamazoo, Michigan. Rename the team to the Foxes. Boom, there we have it. The Michigan Foxes ready to kick ass and chew bubble gum and we all outta bubble gum fool.

We bring in legendary shite kicker Turkleton, who will lead the team to victory. Every scoring attempt will be a field goal, no matter how far away the attempt is from. We might lose a few games here and there, but this strategy is bound to win us some cups.

[Daybe]

bovo is er multi

[Mongoose87]

I re-wrote the first paragraph and a half of Homer's Odyssey to be about my player:

Tell me, O pundit, of that ballin’ safety who covered far and wide after he had strip-sacked the Coyote quarterback of Kansas City. Many stadiums did he visit, and many were the teams with whose players and playbooks he was acquainted; moreover he was blocked much by linemen while trying to recover his own strip sack and bring the ball safely to the endzone; but do what he might he could not recover this fumble, for it bounced through its own sheer rolling into the white line of the out-of-bounds; so the rules prevented him from ever recovering the ball. Tell me, too, about all these plays, O talking head, from whatsoever replays you may see them.

So now all who shed blocks at the line or by receivers had got lined up in their gaps except Harrison, and he, though he was longing to tackle the quarterback and ball, was detained by the lead blocker fullback, who had held him by his jersey and wanted to pancake him.

[adam2552]

[Beaver]

So after discovering the vast NSFL conspiracy to mass retire the Las Vegas Legion by weaponizing Connor Tanner Blackford Oakes' next step was to investigate this conspiracy fully which he has begun to do since he has a lot of time on his ends considering New Orleans is losing most of their games and he sucks anyway so it's not like he needs to focus in practice or anything so he plays hooky a lot in order to investigate Dermot and get to the bottom of this earth shaking conspiracy and he'll have even more time soon because Week 14 is the last week of the NSFL season and that is soon because we just had predictions for it so that means the season is over soon and New Orleans has been eliminated from the playoffs so he won't be playing in the playoffs and will instead have lots of free time to investigate Dermot to find out exactly when, where, why, how, and who Dermot forced Connor Tanner to blackmail, cajole, and extort ~TOTALLY ACTIVE AND CONTRIBUTING MEMBERS OF THE LEAGUE~ into retiring en masse.

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[iamslm22]

Lets talk about a quick and dirty ranking of the cities in NSFL to live.

8 - Yellowknife. I mean who the hell decided to place a team here. Absolutely terrible idea.

7 - Baltimore. Um Love Love Love the Hawks. Have absolutely ZERO desire to move to Baltimore. No thank you.

6 - Arizona (phoenix). Great city. Love it. Have friends who live there. Just couldn't deal with the heat. I just can't live in a dessert

4 - TIED - San Jose and Orange County. If I had a ton of money sure - but now there's this thing in California called van life? I have zero interest in living in a van. Sounds terrible and depressing. The Bay Area and Orange County are bother super expensive. Not something that sounds appealing to me at this moment.

3- Philadelphia . I hate their sports fan with a fiery passion but Philly is a great city. Lots of history, pretty good food, lots of different shit to do. Props to philly.

2 - Colorado. Great skiing. Fun town. Good weather mostly. Great place to live

1 - New Orleans. No explanation necessary. One of the best places I've ever been.

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