*Tyrone Biggums Pre-Prospect Bowl Presser

[Revolution5]

Ready to be Graded - Word Count 1,100

Tyrone Biggums agent (Tyler James) steps to the podium.

Good morning reporters, agents, scouts and fellow players. To begin with, some background to Tyrone Biggums can be found on his WIki Page

This pre bowl presser was initiated from the lack of respect and notoriety that Tyrone Biggum’s is receiving before he enters the DSFL. Tyrone is a quiet guy that leads by example and does not like to ruffle feathers. However, as his agent, I could not let this disrespect pass by without action.

A leak of the prospect bowl roster in the discord channel was released and not only did they use “Newbie” instead of his real name, but they also had him playing at RB (even though he is tough enough to do so. On top of that, they had my name wrong as seen here:




Three for three on information gathering by @frick_Nasty. His interns picked up the slack for the Official Roster

To focus on Tyrone, he’s been ready for the prospect bowl by living in the weight room and studying prospect CB tape such as Louisiana Purchase, DuQuarrion M’Wehwordson and Zach Bailey @Ocelot. It only increases Tyrone’s chances of a breakout that GOAT Gimmy Jaroppolo is throwing him the rock behind the wall of OL prospects on the Sun Tropics.

With that introduction I open the floor to Tyrone:
(Tyrone Biggums steps up to the podium)


Ready To Be Graded

What do you hope to accomplish during the prospect bowl?

@goodfortunecoffee - The prospect bowl hopes to solidify three areas:

1. Skills - I want the teams to see that to begin the season I'll be able to separate from CB's and catch the balls I'm supposed to, while not be the weak link on offense. That my base skills have the foundation to build on so that by the end of the season I'll be dominating CB's.

2. Mentality - That I'm a team player unlike what my Agent might have portrayed in this presser. I want the team to win and I'll do anything possible to accomplish that (cover punts, run blocking, and help around the community)

3. Future Considerations - To make a mark with the above traits so that DSFL teams take notice and NSFL put the name Tyrone Biggums in their backpocket for an end of Season 1 or 2 draft debut.

1) Your stats suggest you started out as a return specialist in your first full starting year back in college. If you got drafted by a team that already had a solid WR1 and WR2, would you be open to playing WR3/WR4 and also playing the role of a return specialist?

2) How do you think you'll adjust to the warmer weather down here? We already see northern teams have some performance issues when they head south into the heat, earlier in the season, and you're further north than they are.

1. I'd welcome the opportunity to help the team in any way; return specialist, wr 3/4 or even at a different position (I've already been in conversations with Front Office Team workers about the willingness to change positions. The competitor in me would use the reduced roll or change of rolls o my advantage and learn from the established veterans.

2. I've played in a few all-star games down south and can attest to the performance hit playing in the heat. To better acclimate with the heat I've learned that as a team we have to travel earlier in the week to away games to be used to the heat and secondly personally do training in simulated conditions such as biking or nordic track in a dry sauna the weeks leading up to the game. It is not a perfect solution but has definitely curbed the side effects of playing down south.

1. How do you feel about your fellow prospects? Anybody you're particularly hoping to play with or against?

2. Which DSFL teams are you most interested in playing for? Why San Antonio?

3. Y'all got any more of that sweet, sweet TPE?

1. I can't wait to play against safety @yousef JimJam FlimFlam in a real game once we get drafted in DSFL. Currently, we have a friendly rivalry on the tropics. We friends and all but during practice whenever I get the best of him he uses the excuse "If the GOAT Gimmy wasn't passing you the rock there is no way that ball would have got to you.". I'm eager to prove him wrong.

2. I'd be grateful to play for any team however I'd substantially help San Antonio's power run scheme and open the lanes for the RB by having a vertical threat on the outside. Currently, they do not have a WR faster than 76 and I am coming into the league with a minimum 81 and steadily improving.

3.

1. Which player in the NSFL do you want to model yourself after most?

2. What are your goals in the draft?

3. Squirrels or opossums?

1. I'd like to model my play after Josh Parker from the Yellowknife Wraiths. I've seen a few of his games up in Canada and he's been consistent while improving every season. He's seemed to have bounced around at the beginning of his career and hit waivers a bunch, however, I would like to have a more steady career and hopefully rack up the stats with only one or two teams.

2. #1 goal leading up to the draft is to show teams that they can trust my abilities; to get open, catch the ball and make the plays I'm supposed to. While shining through that I have the work ethic to become the #1 option by the end of the year. My experience in the CFL is taken as a negative and I need to wash away those doubts that a player can transition over to the american rules.

3. I think most people would pick a squirrel and an opossum is misunderstood. It is not the same as a Possum which people confuse their abilities.
- THEY CAN’T CHOOSE WHEN THEY PLAY DEAD - so I believe it was Ironside or someone on the Tropics that said " Why would I choose something that decides to play dead. I want something that fights. " The Opposum can't help it just like Ironside can't help walking past a BK and not ordering 100 Nugs for 10$.

[goodfortunecoffee]

What do you hope to accomplish during the prospect bowl?

[RobCubed]

1) Your stats suggest you started out as a return specialist in your first full starting year back in college. If you got drafted by a team that already had a solid WR1 and WR2, would you be open to playing WR3/WR4 and also playing the role of a return specialist?

2) How do you think you'll adjust to the warmer weather down here? We already see northern teams have some performance issues when they head south into the heat, earlier in the season, and you're further north than they are.

[woelkers]

How do you feel about your fellow prospects? Anybody you're particularly hoping to play with or against?

Which DSFL teams are you most interested in playing for? Why San Antonio?

Y'all got any more of that sweet, sweet TPE?

[IsaStarcrossed]

1. Which player in the NSFL do you want to model yourself after most?

2. What are your goals in the draft?

3. Squirrels or opossums?