*Thudd Kassel Pre-draft presser

[Dylandeluxe]

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Ready to be graded!

Good morning everyone.

My name is Thudd Kassel as you may know and I am here to answer any questions you might have.

I understand some critics have questioned my commitment to the gridiron due to a player of my immense caliber playing at a small school.

Lets put those misconceptions to bed.


BB: 1) Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Easy. I see myself with one Ultimini ring, and four Ultima rings on my fingers.

BB: 2) Who would you compare yourself to the most?

As a Texas boy I grew up idolizing Jaylon Lee for sure. If I can accomplish half of what he has that would be amazing. I like to think I have modeled my game after his.

BB:3) Would Thudd Kassel draft Thud Kassel?

Thudd Kassel would draft 22 Thudd Kassel's.
I'm a warrior that will do anything to get the win

IsaStar: Are there any fellow prospects that you're excited to play with?

I can say its been a blast playing with Louisiana Purchase (@Modern_Duke) in the prospect bowl so far. He definitely makes the rest of our jobs easier with him locking down one side of the field. He is going to be a stud I have no doubt.

IsaStar: This is a huge class, what makes you stand out

Coming from a small conference I know I am getting overlooked quite a bit but nobody in this class studies and breakdowns their opponents before the game like I do.
You know that interception I had in the conference championship? Right before the snap I described to the QB his girlfriend's birthmark that's in a place only he should know. BAM game sealing interception. *Taps temple* I do my homework.

IsaStar: Squirrels or opossums?

Depends on how long you want the tail on your cap. I prefer possum. Easier to tickle an itch on the neck when you're out hunting.

Woelker11: Where in the DSFL are you most interested in playing?

Obviously I will be excited to get the opportunity to prove my abilities anywhere in the league. Whatever team drafts me will get the best me day in and day out. That being said it would great to get the opportunity to play in San Antonio, close to home.

Woelker11: Who are you most looking forward to tackling in this league?

Ashley Owens. I look forward to getting to the NSFL and going toe to toe with the best there is to offer.

Woelker11: What gives Thudd Kassel the creeps?

Honestly...... People who shit with the door open. It's diabolical. *Turns to his agent* Oh sorry I didnt mean to curse

RobCubed: Any tips for the new prospects heading into the DSFL draft, since you've been through the process already?

Well I am still going through it a little. But I will say don't take it for granted. Because you got guys like me gunning for your roster spot

RobCubed: If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be and why?

I'd be an Oak tree. Stout, imposing, and stong

Modern_Duke: What round do you think you will drafted in?

Well you always hope to go in the first round but realistically I have been seeing myself mocked to the 3rd or 4th round.

Modern_Duke: Will you be disappointed if you fall below that?

As long a I get an opportunity to show my talents I will be happy to get drafted in any round

goodvsevil1275: What are you most excited about in your upcoming career? Competing for an Ultimus? Getting drafted by your NSFL team? Something else maybe?

Oh for sure getting to compete for the Ultimus. Ive been dreaming about it since I was able crawl with a toddler football in my tiny toddler hands

goodvsevil1275: If you could create a new franchise in any city that you'd want, where would it be?

I would start a franchise in Fort Worth, Texas. No better football land than there

Hallmonitor_20: After a long day of football, what do you do to relax and reset?

I like to watch game film of my upcoming opponent. Always like to get the edge.
....No I am dead serious

Hallmonitor_20 :As a small school prospect, do you think you're more focused on winning or making a name for yourself?

You have to focus on winning first and foremost. I think if you put W's in the win column that making a name for yourself is just a side effect of it.

Hallmonitor_20: When fans are chanting Thudd, does it sound like a giant heartbeat?

You could say that....But I prefer to think it sounds like the Pontiac 400 motor from a GTO idling. And when the crowd erupts, that's me red-lining the engine

[Murtsi]

1) Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

2) Who would you compare yourself to the most?

3) Would Thudd Kassel draft Thud Kassel?

[IsaStarcrossed]

1. Are there any fellow prospects that you're excited to play with?

2. This is a huge class, what makes you stand out?

3. Squirrels or opossums?

[woelkers]

Where in the DSFL are you most interested in playing?

Who are you most looking forward to tackling in this league?

What gives Thudd Kassel the creeps?

[RobCubed]

1. Any tips for the new prospects heading into the DSFL draft, since you've been through the process already?

2. If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be and why?

[Modern_Duke]

What round do you think you will drafted in?

Will you be disappointed if you fall below that?

[goodvsevil1275]

What are you most excited about in your upcoming career? Competing for an Ultimus? Getting drafted by your NSFL team? Something else maybe?

If you could create a new franchise in any city that you'd want, where would it be?

[Hallmonitor_20]

After a long day of football, what do you do to relax and reset?

As a small school prospect, do you think you're more focused on winning or making a name for yourself?

When fans are chanting Thudd, does it sound like a giant heartbeat?