*Miami; South Beach or Sweet Beach?

[SweetJamesJones]

SUC 4 News here with a breaking announcement:

Texas' own Sweet James-Jones is head down to Palm Beach,FLA, which is located right outside of Miami. With the first three teams making arguably the worst decisions of their careers and passing on THE Sweet, Palm Beach was able to make away with what is likely the best pick in this draft let alone any DSFL draft in all of recorded history.

Sweet is going to be paired with second round QB, Deondre Thomas-Fox. These two are primed to make major moves and help Palm Beach turn things around. They will also likely break records because that's what P-I-M-Ps do. Odds are this team will likely be very pass heavy adding offensive weapons for what could be a deadly air raid. Scratch that, Sweet will ensure this pass game is gonna be wanted FO MURDAAAAAAA.

Well folks, if you don't support a team in the DSFL, now is your time hop on the solar bear band wagon. Thanks for reading, SUC 4 NEWS out.

[Dylandeluxe]

smh can't even get his team name right.

[IsaStarcrossed]

The Sweet don't care where he plays. He's just gonna put up them 6s ya hear?

[SweetJamesJones]

Myrtle beach, Palm Beach, South Beach, or Sweet Beach, doesn't matter. Buccaneers winnin' the Ultimini in one and Sweet putting up numbers along the way.


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