(S18) - PT3 - Halloween

[PigSnout]

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[TomHanks]

I always love Halloween because I get to dress up in any costume I like and I get lots and lots of choclates. This year, I decided to dress up like my favourite coach in the world, Jimmy Dugan. People always talk about how we look real similar, I never really see it, but the costume was a big hit. I put on one of them old fashioned baseball outfits and wandered around drinkin from a whiskey bottle all night. Jimmy was at the party I went to too. He was dressed up as one of them astronauts from the Apollo 13 mission. Don’t really know why that specific mission rather than an ordinary astronaut, but it fit him. He didn’t seem to like my impersonation of him all that much, but everyone else there looked like they were having a real great time. At the party they had a huge table covered with all the candy you could eat. I ate so much that when I got home I could barely even walk much less run. Woke up the next morning feeling a little better, but that candy hangover didn’t go away all day long. Then we had to play against the Otters, and I think I could never get goin’ ‘cause I was weighed down by all the choclate. I’ll be back next game though.

[White Cornerback]

Written Option: Trick or Treat! What is your player or your teammate dressing as for Halloween? Why did you choose that character? What are you doing on Thursday night?

For Halloween Lavelle Jr. decided to dress up as one of the most disgusting things you could ever imagine. What he dressed up as is easily the most rancid, pathetic, incredibly distured and outright outrageous thing you could think of. No I'm not talking about dressing up as the history of the San Jose SaberCats historical record or even indeed the Las Vegas Legion's past members whos toxicity levels were off the chart, instead Lavelle Jr. dressed up as the S16 Chicago Butchers.

Yes the same Butchers team that in their first ever season in existence, sold the entire teams future and any worth it had past S17 for aging veterans in an ill fated attempt to win it big in the Ultimus Jackpot. This would in turn lead to the GM's literally high tailing it out of Chiraq as soon as their plan cocked up meaning the next guys to pick up the pieces... literally had no pieces to pick up because they traded them away.

Since this outfit is pretty fuckin abstract, I figured I'd have Lavelle Jr. flip things on its head and instead of trick or treating, I would go door to door tricking people in which I would give them candy and in return I'd receive compliments about what I'm doing is so unique and completely bucks the trend of what other trick or treaters have done in the past. I would sit there at the end of the night with next to nothing left to show for it but aTlEaSt wE mAdE iT.

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[ADwyer87]

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[goodfortunecoffee]

With a name like Fuzzy, Fuzzy Dotson has never been too fond of Halloween. There's always so much external pressure to follow through with his namesake on October 31st. Anything from a dust bunny, to a large bear. Or really most fluffy mammals really. And sometimes Dotson just wants to be a reptile. Sometimes he wants to be an alien. Or like a fruit or something. He was a peach one year. That went over well. Chicks were all over him that year. Enough to make him want to do that again this year, but no. This year he's gonna kick back, and he's gonna watch some Hocus Pocus, and he's gonna find himself weirdly attracted to Sarah Jessica Parker's witch character. And then maybe Fuzzy will think about adopting a cat, and naming him Binx. Which is actually a pretty cool name for a cat.

After watching Hocus Pocus, Dotson will drive to the grocery store later that night. He's looking for his deepest darkest vice. Something that he's quite ashamed to enjoy. And of course he's gonna wear a mask when he buys this. He'll wear his trusty unicorn mask, normal clothes on otherwise. And he's gonna buy several bags of candy corn. He won't even wait to get through the checkout before he starts nibbling away, slowly and guilt-ridden-ly.

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[Modern_Duke]

Louisiana Purchase was never really into Halloween. Most likely this is related to never having good costumes as a child. He distinctly remembered one Halloween when he was 11 or 12 when he was planning to just use the same cheap generic mask and thin black cloak that he wore the prior year. However, he couldn't even find the mask so he just went to school that day, and trick or treating that night as, well, a kid wearing a cheap cloak from Party City. It's not a matter of being entire against the holiday. Purchase likes candy as much as anyone, and is something of a fan of horror movies (later versions of his uninspired annual costumes included several consecutive years of just wearing a Scream mask). He just never got into it. The kind of guy who stops answering his door for treat or treaters at 8:00 so he can the rest of the candy for himself.

So when he was invited to the Yeti's team halloween party, he had to decide what to do. He thought long and hard and came to the sudden conclusion. "Hey, I take pride in my job of making opposing quarterbacks feel afraid to throw the ball in my direction. I'm always trying to be terrifying on the field. For Halloween I'm just going to dress as myself!" Then he realized how incredibly lame that was and quickly just picked up a cheap Pennywise mask from Party City.

[iamslm22]

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