*Thomas Passmann Frightens Children at the Combine

[StamkosFan]

Thomas Passmann made a splash at the combine, showing up in a gothic black hood and looking something like a necromancer out of Skyrim. The hood cast a grim shadow over his face, which witnesses report seemed to move and have a life of its own. Multiple children started sobbing inconsolably at the sight of him. A reporter hesitantly asked him about the attire, to which he replied with a devilish grin, "This is my helmet."

Scouts were impressed by this move surprisingly, and it has made his stock rise. That might not be what you would expect, but these cultist moves would not only scare his teammates, but also his opponents. Besides, if Thomas is a necromancer, there are no rules against resurrecting skeletons and having them run down the field, they technically do not count as players. So these rituals could give a team a major advantage.

"Look, an army of zombies may not be what teams thought they needed, but once they see it in action, they know that it's the right call. The NSFL is not wholesome and good, don't kid yourself. Embrace the darkness, become one with the darkness, you will realize it is you," said Thomas Passmann.

The US government was reportedly concerned with Passmann's activities, fearing that such actions on an influential stage with glorify Satanic cults and may even encourage more violent copy cat activity. Kids particularly would be susceptible to this influence, and it could change the league in ways that are less than desirable. Still, scouts are beginning to love Passmann's flair, and in such a deep class, it is making him stand out.

Pundits originally thought that nobody would dare to even consider taking Passmann, with the dangerous Satanic vibes and all, but reportedly at least four teams have reached out and some analysts are predicting that he could go pretty high. It seems that his crazy style may work out after all and that he could be viewed as a blue chip prospect.

"I think you all are judging me way too much. I am mostly a good guy, just with a few flaws like probably being a vampire and sacrificing a few fans in college (which the police could not prove, this is a joke, clearly, ha ha). I could do great things for a team, and I could be very helpful in eliminating and taking down opposing squads. Who knows, maybe a curse could make a few buses go off cliffs or a few players could mysteriously disappear, like I said very helpful!" said Thomas Passmann.

No players have disappeared from the combine yet, but a few prospects reported a tingling feeling and shivers up their spines before Passmann slunk out of the shadows, startling them. His stealth is unnerving, as he is often found lurking in the darkness and lying in wait for a player who is alone. The rookies are grouping together in packs and are begging the police for help. The cops claim that there is nothing they can do, as Passmann has technically done nothing wrong. At least nothing that they can prove.

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[Memento Mori]

I love this. Especially this line:

No players have disappeared from the combine yet

Please keep writing.

[AdamS]

I am so onboard for this character.