*Ryan Leaf Jr Presser

[ValorX77]

Hello GM’s, Leaf here. As most of you know by now, I have resigned from my general manager position. With that being said, I’m currently on the trade block, looking for a contender to contribute for an Ultimus run. GM’s are allowed to talk to me about a trade.

I’ll be now taking questions

Why did you mortgage the Butcher’s future just to announce an expansion bid, step down, then request a trade? Is there something going on behind the scenes in Chicago we don’t know about?

1. It wasn’t my decision on those trades, we wanted to try and sneak into the playoffs this season by stealing a couple of peeps. 2. There’s a reason I want out, I want to end leaf’s career with an Ultimus win. 3. There’s nothing I Know of in this team rn.

Hey there Ryan. Tim Timmerson, ESQ. here to ask you a few questions.

If, given the opportunity, would you trade 4 first round picks for a player?

Why did you sleep with my wife?

What team(s) are you most looking to sign with during free agency? Is there a team that you prefer over the others?

Is my son, Tim Timmerson Jr., biologically mine? My wife won’t tell me.

Chili’s, Applebee’s, or TGI Friday’s? Why? I need a good place to serve my wife the divorce papers.

1. Absolutely not.

2. I had never slept with your wife.

3. I am currently under contract for another few seasons.

4. Tries best Maury impression You are the father.

5. Chili’s. No more than that.

Howmuch can you press?

If Net was the president of the united states would he be the PRESSident of the united states?

1. I can press 2000 pounds.

2. No, he’s just America’s main guy in the thing we call "Politics"

[NamelessNate]

Why did you mortgage the Butcher’s future just to announce an expansion bid, step down, then request a trade? Is there something going on behind the scenes in Chicago we don’t know about?

[ValorX77]

Why did you mortgage the Butcher’s future just to announce an expansion bid, step down, then request a trade? Is there something going on behind the scenes in Chicago we don’t know about?

1. It wasn’t my decision on those trades, we wanted to try and sneak into the playoffs this season by stealing a couple of peeps. 2. There’s a reason I want out, I want to end leaf’s career with an Ultimus win. 3. There’s nothing I Know of in this team rn.

[Warner]

Hey there Ryan. Tim Timmerson, ESQ. here to ask you a few questions.

If, given the opportunity, would you trade 4 first round picks for a player?

Why did you sleep with my wife?

What team(s) are you most looking to sign with during free agency? Is there a team that you prefer over the others?

Is my son, Tim Timmerson Jr., biologically mine? My wife won’t tell me.

Chili’s, Applebee’s, or TGI Friday’s? Why? I need a good place to serve my wife the divorce papers.

[ValorX77]

Hey there Ryan. Tim Timmerson, ESQ. here to ask you a few questions.

If, given the opportunity, would you trade 4 first round picks for a player?

Why did you sleep with my wife?

What team(s) are you most looking to sign with during free agency? Is there a team that you prefer over the others?

Is my son, Tim Timmerson Jr., biologically mine? My wife won’t tell me.

Chili’s, Applebee’s, or TGI Friday’s? Why? I need a good place to serve my wife the divorce papers.

1. Absolutely not.

2. I had never slept with your wife.

3. I am currently under contract for another few seasons.

4. Tries best Maury impression You are the father.

5. Chili’s. No more than that.

[Raven]

Howmuch can you press?

If Net was the president of the united states would he be the PRESSident of the united states?

[ValorX77]

Howmuch can you press?

If Net was the president of the united states would he be the PRESSident of the united states?

1. I can press 2000 pounds.

2. No, he’s just America’s main guy in the thing we call "Politics"