Task 8
Perhaps there have been worse starts to a career than Sigismund Sternenstaub's, but I would imagine they are few and far between. Things kicked off decently - Ziggy collaborated on a popular editorial about the direction of the NSFL, to much critical acclaim. When he declared himself for waiver eligibility, the Minnesota Grey Ducks reached out and showed great interest in bringing Ziggy in for their final playoff push. The team and Ziggy seemed to be on the same page. Things were looking good.
He waited patiently, through the 48 hour waiver period, eager to hear the news of where he would be playing. He expected to hear from the Grey Ducks, since they were the only team to reach out to him, but knew there was a strong possibility another team could snag him.
The waiver deadline came and went. No one reached out to Ziggy. It was late at night, though, so he was willing to concede it was reasonable that he might have to wait until the next day.
So, he was patient. Morning came. Then it was afternoon. Silence.
Curious about what was going on, he reached out to the Grey Ducks. They informed him he'd been picked up by another team with higher priority, on a claim put in at the eleventh hour. Since he hadn't heard from them, the Grey Ducks put Ziggy in contact with his new team - the Myrtle Beach Buccaneers.
Ziggy was a little disappointed not to join the Grey Ducks, but he was excited to get on the field for his new team. He moved his equipment into his new locker room, and got to work cramming the new playbook. If he was going to be an immediate contributor, he'd need to catch up, and fast.
Game day arrived quickly. Ziggy checked the updated depth chart. He did a double take and checked again - he wasn't starting. Hell, he wasn't even dressing. What was going on?!
Ziggy worked patiently through more practices, until the time arrived for the next game. The updated depth chart was put out - and Ziggy was, once again, not on it. He was fuming! Why had he even been picked up?
The regular season concluded, and Ziggy hadn't seen the field at all. Myrtle Beach was on the outside looking in, for the playoffs. He hadn't played a single down. The team he had almost joined, the Grey Ducks, was now in the top seed for their conference. Ziggy cleared out his locker without a word to anyone.
Task 14
Sigismund Sternenstaub has to be considered a top tier prospect for the upcoming DSFL entry draft. Let's start with the physical assets he possesses. First, the man in strong as an ox. You'd be hard pressed to find another prospect that can power clean as much weight as this kid, and I think that will show up on the field in a big way. Remarkably, he balances out that impressive strength with very respectable speed. You're not likely to see any other defensive tackles outrun him, I expect him to be in the top three 40 times at his position. On top of that, Sternenstaub has a remarkable motor. You find a lot of guys coming into the DSFL can do it in bursts, but need to sub out frequently. Not this kid. He goes all day.
Worth mentioning is this kid's pedigree: his maternal grandfather is NOLA start safety William H Harrison. Not only does he have the genetic advantage this provides, but rumor has it that Harrison is bankrolling all of Sternenstaub's training.
Now, on the negatives. The biggest one is smarts, or lack thereof. I mean, this kid just doesn't have much in the way of football sense at all. He needs to be in a role where he has one job. His lateral mobility also leaves something to be desired.
Perhaps there have been worse starts to a career than Sigismund Sternenstaub's, but I would imagine they are few and far between. Things kicked off decently - Ziggy collaborated on a popular editorial about the direction of the NSFL, to much critical acclaim. When he declared himself for waiver eligibility, the Minnesota Grey Ducks reached out and showed great interest in bringing Ziggy in for their final playoff push. The team and Ziggy seemed to be on the same page. Things were looking good.
He waited patiently, through the 48 hour waiver period, eager to hear the news of where he would be playing. He expected to hear from the Grey Ducks, since they were the only team to reach out to him, but knew there was a strong possibility another team could snag him.
The waiver deadline came and went. No one reached out to Ziggy. It was late at night, though, so he was willing to concede it was reasonable that he might have to wait until the next day.
So, he was patient. Morning came. Then it was afternoon. Silence.
Curious about what was going on, he reached out to the Grey Ducks. They informed him he'd been picked up by another team with higher priority, on a claim put in at the eleventh hour. Since he hadn't heard from them, the Grey Ducks put Ziggy in contact with his new team - the Myrtle Beach Buccaneers.
Ziggy was a little disappointed not to join the Grey Ducks, but he was excited to get on the field for his new team. He moved his equipment into his new locker room, and got to work cramming the new playbook. If he was going to be an immediate contributor, he'd need to catch up, and fast.
Game day arrived quickly. Ziggy checked the updated depth chart. He did a double take and checked again - he wasn't starting. Hell, he wasn't even dressing. What was going on?!
Ziggy worked patiently through more practices, until the time arrived for the next game. The updated depth chart was put out - and Ziggy was, once again, not on it. He was fuming! Why had he even been picked up?
The regular season concluded, and Ziggy hadn't seen the field at all. Myrtle Beach was on the outside looking in, for the playoffs. He hadn't played a single down. The team he had almost joined, the Grey Ducks, was now in the top seed for their conference. Ziggy cleared out his locker without a word to anyone.
Task 14
Sigismund Sternenstaub has to be considered a top tier prospect for the upcoming DSFL entry draft. Let's start with the physical assets he possesses. First, the man in strong as an ox. You'd be hard pressed to find another prospect that can power clean as much weight as this kid, and I think that will show up on the field in a big way. Remarkably, he balances out that impressive strength with very respectable speed. You're not likely to see any other defensive tackles outrun him, I expect him to be in the top three 40 times at his position. On top of that, Sternenstaub has a remarkable motor. You find a lot of guys coming into the DSFL can do it in bursts, but need to sub out frequently. Not this kid. He goes all day.
Worth mentioning is this kid's pedigree: his maternal grandfather is NOLA start safety William H Harrison. Not only does he have the genetic advantage this provides, but rumor has it that Harrison is bankrolling all of Sternenstaub's training.
Now, on the negatives. The biggest one is smarts, or lack thereof. I mean, this kid just doesn't have much in the way of football sense at all. He needs to be in a role where he has one job. His lateral mobility also leaves something to be desired.
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