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So I’m sure by now some, or possibly a lot of you, have heard of the four horseman. They’ve been causing waves and rightly so. One of their members, Asked Madden, decided to recruit some more members to the league which turned out to be myself and three others (Tony Yeboah, Xmus Flaxon Jaxon-Waxon, Buster Bawlls and Jeeeeroy Lenkins).
As this league has the four horseman, I thought what other groups have four members and one came to me straight away.
Yeah that’s right, THE TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES.
So below I’m going to describe how the four of us are the teenage mutant ninja turtles(a sentence I’d never thought I’d write).
Raylan Crowder, @Asked Madden- Master Splinter
First off I think it’s only fair to mention the man that brought us together and helped us into the league. He’s guided us and dealt with a lot of questions, mostly stupid. He’s helped us grow into the players we are now so therefore I think it’s only fair that he is our Master Splinter.
Xmus Flaxon Jaxon-Waxon, @ConnorM123- Donatello
Xmus may have a low intelligence stat but don’t let that fool you. This man, even though he was hatched from a football, on Christmas day no less, is a creative genius. A week ago if you asked him to create a top trump card or a graphic he would have laughed in your face but now, he has that many orders to create graphics and top trump cards he can’t claim them all in a week.
He decided to wear the number 88 in high school as a tribute to his late father who was tragically killed in a shooting during a robbery. Noted throughout his college career for his versatility and determination, he excels at anything he puts his mind to whether that be his playing career or becoming a graphic ace in less than a week. Whichever team drafts him will be getting a true gem.
Buster “ Boulder” Bawlls, @Ryd029Aird13- Raphael
Buster. Freaking. Bawlls. I could just leave it there and that would be enough to say but there’s a lot more to him.
The man nicknamed “Boulder” because of his genius level knowledge of rocks and his rather rotund body was moulded in a burn (a river) and raised by a pack of vicious swans. He was forced to play American Football (as it’s known in the UK) because he was destroying the opposition in every sport (including golf where it shouldn’t even be possible).
He excelled in a sport where his aggression and strength could be used to good effect. He moved to the USA on a geology and football scholarship at Purdue University. After an injury to their starting running back, the boulder came out to play. And play he did. He wore down opposition with his hardnosed and take no prisoner style, so much so to the point that the opposition just couldn’t bring them selves to tackle him. This only angered Buster so he started to run straight at opposition players to make sure he got that contact he so craved.
Although his aggression sometimes got the better of him in practice which led to his scholarship being revoked. He took this time to go take part in his other passion, rocks. He went to Peru to take part in an archaeological dig. This time away indulging his passion for rocks let Buster if not calm down, at least learn to control his aggression. When he came back from Peru he declared for the DSFL draft and has been getting himself ready. Any team that drafts the boulder will get a aggressive, old school runner who will give his body and soul to his team.
Jeeeeroy Lenkins, @LewisMelville- Michelangelo
Jeeeeroy. Well a nicer guy you’ll never meet but it’s taking him a little longer to get into the swing of things with this league.
He forgot his username even though, yes, it is his own actual name.
Another person (Master Splinter) described him as a crayon eater.
If you look on his twitter here: https://twitter.com/jeeeeroy/status/1290...59077?s=20
You can see that like Michelangelo and the rest of TMNT is a big fan of pizza, which if you have seen anything about TMNT then you know that’s a big part of their life’s.
But he’s a hell of a football player. Well known throughout his college career for his ability to pick off the opposition and impact the game through big plays. Anyone that has seen his performance in the prospect bowl so far can admit to that. And he is only beginning to build on that which will eventually lead to him being a damn good football player for whatever team drafts him. Also, don’t worry we’ll still be there to answer all his questions (which can be a lot).
Tony Yeboah, @frazzle14- Leonardo
So finally, it’s Yeboah. The assassin as he is known. Even though it should probably be the smiling assassin as he never seems to be without a grin on his face even when he is crushing an opposing running back as he gets into open field.
Born to Ghanaian immigrants in Hicksville, New York. Yeboah was a two sports star at Hicksville High School, playing football and American Football. He was made team captain in his sophomore year and led his small school team to the state championship game. He played QB and DB for his high school barely coming off the field as he led by example. He fielded few D1 offers because of the small nature of his high school. The biggest offer he received was from Penn State to play exclusively as they felt he would be better suited to the position as well as their QB position was already stacked.
During his two years of college, he gained a reputation for making hard hits and big plays. He became a started halfway through his 1st season and he kept his position throughout the rest of his college career. He was named a team captain going into his second season, once again leading by example through consistent play and a hard hitting style. Usually setting the tone in the early minutes of a game with a crunching tackle.
He decided to forego the rest of his college career and declare for the DSFL draft.
Any team that drafts him will be getting a hard hitting, committed, quiet leader that can help take a team to the next level.
Well to be honest I didn’t think I would write this much but here we are.
I hope you enjoyed it and remember, you will be hearing of the TMNT for a while to come.
So I’m sure by now some, or possibly a lot of you, have heard of the four horseman. They’ve been causing waves and rightly so. One of their members, Asked Madden, decided to recruit some more members to the league which turned out to be myself and three others (Tony Yeboah, Xmus Flaxon Jaxon-Waxon, Buster Bawlls and Jeeeeroy Lenkins).
As this league has the four horseman, I thought what other groups have four members and one came to me straight away.
Yeah that’s right, THE TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES.
So below I’m going to describe how the four of us are the teenage mutant ninja turtles(a sentence I’d never thought I’d write).
Raylan Crowder, @Asked Madden- Master Splinter
First off I think it’s only fair to mention the man that brought us together and helped us into the league. He’s guided us and dealt with a lot of questions, mostly stupid. He’s helped us grow into the players we are now so therefore I think it’s only fair that he is our Master Splinter.
Xmus Flaxon Jaxon-Waxon, @ConnorM123- Donatello
Xmus may have a low intelligence stat but don’t let that fool you. This man, even though he was hatched from a football, on Christmas day no less, is a creative genius. A week ago if you asked him to create a top trump card or a graphic he would have laughed in your face but now, he has that many orders to create graphics and top trump cards he can’t claim them all in a week.
He decided to wear the number 88 in high school as a tribute to his late father who was tragically killed in a shooting during a robbery. Noted throughout his college career for his versatility and determination, he excels at anything he puts his mind to whether that be his playing career or becoming a graphic ace in less than a week. Whichever team drafts him will be getting a true gem.
Buster “ Boulder” Bawlls, @Ryd029Aird13- Raphael
Buster. Freaking. Bawlls. I could just leave it there and that would be enough to say but there’s a lot more to him.
The man nicknamed “Boulder” because of his genius level knowledge of rocks and his rather rotund body was moulded in a burn (a river) and raised by a pack of vicious swans. He was forced to play American Football (as it’s known in the UK) because he was destroying the opposition in every sport (including golf where it shouldn’t even be possible).
He excelled in a sport where his aggression and strength could be used to good effect. He moved to the USA on a geology and football scholarship at Purdue University. After an injury to their starting running back, the boulder came out to play. And play he did. He wore down opposition with his hardnosed and take no prisoner style, so much so to the point that the opposition just couldn’t bring them selves to tackle him. This only angered Buster so he started to run straight at opposition players to make sure he got that contact he so craved.
Although his aggression sometimes got the better of him in practice which led to his scholarship being revoked. He took this time to go take part in his other passion, rocks. He went to Peru to take part in an archaeological dig. This time away indulging his passion for rocks let Buster if not calm down, at least learn to control his aggression. When he came back from Peru he declared for the DSFL draft and has been getting himself ready. Any team that drafts the boulder will get a aggressive, old school runner who will give his body and soul to his team.
Jeeeeroy Lenkins, @LewisMelville- Michelangelo
Jeeeeroy. Well a nicer guy you’ll never meet but it’s taking him a little longer to get into the swing of things with this league.
He forgot his username even though, yes, it is his own actual name.
Another person (Master Splinter) described him as a crayon eater.
If you look on his twitter here: https://twitter.com/jeeeeroy/status/1290...59077?s=20
You can see that like Michelangelo and the rest of TMNT is a big fan of pizza, which if you have seen anything about TMNT then you know that’s a big part of their life’s.
But he’s a hell of a football player. Well known throughout his college career for his ability to pick off the opposition and impact the game through big plays. Anyone that has seen his performance in the prospect bowl so far can admit to that. And he is only beginning to build on that which will eventually lead to him being a damn good football player for whatever team drafts him. Also, don’t worry we’ll still be there to answer all his questions (which can be a lot).
Tony Yeboah, @frazzle14- Leonardo
So finally, it’s Yeboah. The assassin as he is known. Even though it should probably be the smiling assassin as he never seems to be without a grin on his face even when he is crushing an opposing running back as he gets into open field.
Born to Ghanaian immigrants in Hicksville, New York. Yeboah was a two sports star at Hicksville High School, playing football and American Football. He was made team captain in his sophomore year and led his small school team to the state championship game. He played QB and DB for his high school barely coming off the field as he led by example. He fielded few D1 offers because of the small nature of his high school. The biggest offer he received was from Penn State to play exclusively as they felt he would be better suited to the position as well as their QB position was already stacked.
During his two years of college, he gained a reputation for making hard hits and big plays. He became a started halfway through his 1st season and he kept his position throughout the rest of his college career. He was named a team captain going into his second season, once again leading by example through consistent play and a hard hitting style. Usually setting the tone in the early minutes of a game with a crunching tackle.
He decided to forego the rest of his college career and declare for the DSFL draft.
Any team that drafts him will be getting a hard hitting, committed, quiet leader that can help take a team to the next level.
Well to be honest I didn’t think I would write this much but here we are.
I hope you enjoyed it and remember, you will be hearing of the TMNT for a while to come.
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