(S27) PT4 - Superstar

[IsaStarcrossed]

Making Adelie de Pengu famous outside of the football world would be absurdly easy for any would be producer were they paying attention. It is not secret that Adelie loves food and he has been driven to bring the wonderful flavors of his people to the world. After all, he already has a patented krill flavored ice cream that gets sold during Yeti games. So it is clear he has a passion for food. That is why a producer should get Pengu into a kitchen and start filming immediately. Adelie could teach the world everything there is to know about fish. They could even do a From The Sea To The Plate series where Adelie shows everyone how to fish first and then goes directly from the seas to the kitchen. The wide variety of seafood that Adelie could work with is mind boggling as he'd even be able to prepare different foods that the majority of viewers had never even heard of or seen in their life. After all, being a Penguin certainly has its perks and knowing about new, unique flavors is certainly one of those. His knife skills in the kitchen, his ability to turn almost anything into a meal. It basically writes itself. Adelie: The Flavors of the Arctic!

[ddrector]

Seeing as I myself am a famous producer and director who would approach me about making a movie? None other than the Quentin Tarantino reached out to his old directing buddy Sir Peter to produce a show chronicling his journey from famous film maker to pancake extraordinaire. The show will start with Sir Peter packing up his life in New Zealand to move to the states where he begins training to become a football player. For the first few episodes he struggles to grasp the footwork footwork strength needed to be a good offensive lineman. However he starts to improve and get stronger and about halfway through the first season he starts visiting colleges to try and become a walk on for a team. He keeps getting rejected by the big name schools and eventually finds himself in Raleigh where he gets accepted to play for NC State. From there we see him dominate during his first season at NC State and the season ends with Sir Peter declaring for the ISFL and getting the call that he got picked up by the Tijuana Luchadores. The first thing he does is pick up the phone and he says, "Hey Guillermo, party in Tijuana" and then he hangs up the phone and credits roll on the first season. The next season would start with his initial stint in Tijuana followed by the DSFL draft. Obviously Guillermo del Toro would become a regular cast member in season 2.

[JuOSu]

SHL PT

[excelsior]

So, Disney was thinking about making a 2nd version of Moana, or even possible a live-active film, and they wanted me in it, because, as everyone knows, my name is extremely similar to one of the protagonists of the Moana movie, Maui, the demigod voiced by The Rock. They wanted me for a little cameo or something, but they want me to grow my hair out. I recently got a haircut, like almost a buzzcut essentially, because that long hair is a liability as a defensive end. That's the first big deal that Maui has received recently. Being the only first rounder out of Dallas and the only defensive player from his class to play in the ISFL in their first season, he's attained a little bit of a stardom and some following around him. His play hasn't been great but he's a rookie, you can't expect much. His next big blockbuster deal was, yes, a show about chocolate. Yeah, you heard that right. Maui loves chocolate, even though he can't eat much because of his strict diet, he loves a nibble of dark chocolate here and there. Which is why during this offseason he will be traveling to tropical areas around the world to try and find the best chocolate in the world, and not that sugary, milky chocolate, but bitter, pure, chocolate. Tune in to the food channel this offseason 2 hours before the draft for the premier episode!

[EricNCSU]

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[Dallypole]

A movie producer is looking to make an action movie based on surviving in a deserted island. They needed someone known to star in the main role. Absolutely no one famous volunteered. Instead they got the kicker for the Dallas Birddogs. They flew over to the set which was a literal deserted island. I immediately thought "wow, maybe this is an awful idea." As soon as the cheap helicopter dropped the movie crew and myself off we begun filming. They wanted a big linebacker, which I am very much not. Instead of fighting the "animals" they wanted me to kick them. Kind of an odd request, but I did it nonetheless. They were made of a flimsy material as they wanted to save as much money as possible. It was a horrible movie at the end. A mountain lion attacked some of the crew during filming. The final title of the movie was "Kicking through the wilderness." A week after the release the whole world held a "burn that god awful movie" day where they set up burning machines where they burnt every single copy of that movie. It got 1 star reviews on every major review site. The director and producer were banned in every major country from producing any more films. For me? I am never ever going to star in any films ever, ever again.

[SirBongo]

Today I'm going to talk about how Benjamin Ankers is helping the local highschool go to state for the first time in the school's history for football.  He also records himself doing so for a TV show he hosts so that the people can watch how he coaches, and learn different techniques, kind of like a tutorial video on youtube, but a LOT more in depth. Ankers would work mainly with the defense means that is kinda where he is best, and he is currently developing the defense from being ranked the worst in the nation, to being in the top ten in just his first year with the team. He is also helping the team with their physicality, He spent some of his ISFL/DSFL money to build the HS team a gym that has everything a ISFL gym has, and he also pulled a few strings with the Colorado Yeti, and Norfolk Seawolves to allow the team to practice in their fields, and also to play their Homecoming game. He also brought them all tickets to the Norfolk Vs. Pythons game to show them how he plays, and why he is fairly impactful. He also helped the kids less fortunate by buying them gear that isn't given out for a season but is useful, like Girdles that they can keep, and gloves.

[treant]

Even though he is a young player in the league there are a lot of things that James Wilkinson would like to do after he has retired from the sport of Football and that also includes becoming a Television star!

He has spent a lot of time with a TV producer who is going to help James launch a TV series that follows him living his life! There are a lot of fans of the sport who are interested to know what happens behind the scenes. James and the producer of the show believe that the fans will be interested to watch it and to learn about what James does to make sure that he can play his best football and be a successful player in the league and the things that he does to relax too!

Because James plays in New York City he is know by a lot of people already so he thinks that this is a natural move for him to make! The show will be a lot of fun for him to make and he hopes that it is fun for all of the fans to watch too and that they are able to learn something about his life and what it is that he does!

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[OrbitingDeath]

So as you might have expected, my show will be named after me, Cobra Kai. The show will be about a rivalry with a punk ass kid from my youth who always thought he was better as me. The show will teach the world that he was actually a big bully and that I'm the good guy in the show. I will also make sure we have a lot of product placement in it, I already signed a deal with Coors to promote the Coors Banquet.

During the show I will teach some helpless kids to stand up for themselves, so they won't have to be bullied in life. This feel good project shows my commitment to bettering the lives of those around me, I'll help nerds and geeks show the world they matter aswell.

I might end up in jail once or twice, but that's part of life I guess. The punks had it coming ok? They are used to that in Honolulu as well. So ultimately the quest in my show will be for my students to win the all valley karate championship. If the Mighty Ducks kids can become an NHL team, my freaks can also make it to a karate championship. They just need to toughen up and everything will turn out okay. Cobra Kai will be a huge hit, i’ll promise you. Hopefully six seasons and a movie!

[StadiumGambler]

Saleem Spence had first come to the public consciousness of a lot of football fans via appearances on YouTube channel 3rdandLONG, a channel devoted to showcasing long shot prospects for success in the football world, showing videos of them doing drills, scrimmage games, and interviews with camp coaches and players. Upon seeing that, a streaming service negotiator agent got in touch with Spence's agent, and the idea for a full Netflix series called Two Minute Warning was conceived, with players such as Spence from unlikely football locations and backgrounds striving to make DSFL rosters and higher profile college programs.

The Netflix show is planned to feature several never before seen interviews with Saleem Spence that hit the 3rdandLONG cutting room floor, as well as some old high school footage of Spence that has surfaced and made the rounds in light of Spence's recent star making performances for Portland in the DSFL (where he currently leads the league in receiving yards). There will also be interviews with Ex-Manitoba Bison players detailing some unknown components to the feud between Spence and his college coach Drake Letterman, that led to Spence declaring early for the league.

The Netflix series might also see other longshot players, such as Portland late-season waiver pickup Janis Luz from Latvia, an unlikely source for football talent, but Luz is getting a shot as 4th receiver and we'll see if he makes it.