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Anybody who knows anything about Bubba Thumper knows the legendary defensive tackle is in the twilight of his career. That, of course, means I think about what the future holds for the old man a little bit more than is probably healthy. But the answer is simple: Bubba Thumper loves food, and the next chapter for him has to indulge that love of food. Now, in theory, Bubba Thumper could be called on to endorse any number of brands, or even to take on a show the likes of Man vs. Food; however, I think the future is a little bit simpler for our old friend. This is a man who can ease out of the spotlight and take on a role with the journalism degree he earned from the University of Tennessee; Bubba Thumper is almost destined to become a world-galloping food critic. This would be the perfect opportunity for the old man to make the most of his retirement, traveling the country to spend time exploring the food cultures of not just the cities of the International Simulation Football League, with which he has become intimately familiar, but of the entire United States and perhaps even beyond. It also presents him a forum to share these findings with a wide readership, and certainly there are many fans of the future hall of famer who would love to hear his take on the best bites in their respective home state or country.
02-26-2021, 05:18 PM
(This post was last modified: 02-26-2021, 05:18 PM by Jay_Doctor.)
A producer recently reached out to the All-Pro FS for the New Orleans Second Line about a hit new show. The pitch was simple, former ISFL stars making moonshine. Almost like a celebrity cameo type of thing, but with the potential to turn into a longer running show depending on how the ratings come in. Everyone knows the name is a big part in the marketing of the show. In this came, the name has some simple yet clean alliteration. "Mason: Moonshiner" is a spin off of the original Moonshiners tv show, with the a couple twists. The first is that Mason would be more well known that any of the original moonshiners to a different. This could bring in a whole new group of viewers. The second twist, which really isn't so much a twist, is that Mason has no idea what he is doing. He'll have to learn quickly on his own or reach out to the professionals on how to get it done. The goal is to provide more of a comedic side of making moonshine with the touch of a few celebrities making appearances along the way. I don't want to spoil anything just yet, but there is a decent chance you might find a polar bear, an orc and a 6 sided geometric shape grace their presence at some point.
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World renown TV producer John “Famous Producer” Smith approached Killian Chambers to be the star in his TV show. The show's name is “Average Joes Versus A Pro”. The concept is that each episode will show Chambers facing off against average people pulled off the street in an athletic challenge. The entirety of the show would be filmed in the offseason. One concept for an episode is for Chambers to join an over forties flag football league. The show’s makeup artist would apply makeup to Chambers to give him wrinkles and make him look older. Then, he would join the flag football league and pretend to be just an everyday person. He would show up to his first game early and warm up with his teammates. During his warmups, he would purposely drop passes and pretend to have never played football before. Once he was in a game, he would show off his skills as a professional ISFL receiver and try to make his opponents look silly. The best part is, he would trash talk the whole time and play around with his opponents. There would be hidden cameras and microphones to pick up the reactions of everyone in the flag football game. At the end, Chambers would reveal his true identity.
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