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![[Image: LNPnmbs.gif]](https://i.imgur.com/LNPnmbs.gif) [OPTION]Waiver Claimed by Tijuana (S29)
[OPTION]Drafted: DSFL R4P26 Norfolk Seawolves (S30)
[OPTION]Drafted: ISFL R1P10 Austin Copperheads (S31)
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[OPTION]DSFL Regular Season Statistics
[OPTION]S29 (TIJ)| 0 Comp | 0 Att | 0 Yds | 0 TD | 0 Int | 0.0 Rtg || 0 Att | 0 Yds | 0.0 YPC | 0 TD
[OPTION]S30 (NOR)| 288 Comp | 501 Att | 3766 Yds | 19 TD | 12 Int | 84.0 Rtg || 52 Att | 260 Yds | 5.0 YPC | 4 TD
[OPTION]S31 (NOR)| 328 Comp | 510 Att | 4313 Yds | 29 TD | 12 Int | 100.1 Rtg || 56 Att | 261 Yds | 4.7 YPC | 4 TD
[OPTION]S32 (NOR)| 331 Comp | 515 Att | 3871 Yds | 30 TD | 16 Int | 93.4 Rtg || 51 Att | 276 Yds | 5.4 YPC | 4 TD
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[OPTION]ISFL Regular Season Statistics [OPTION]S33 (NYS)| 105 Comp | 158 Att | 1138 Yds | 7 TD | 3 Int | 94.3 Rtg || 17 Att | 97 Yds | 5.7 YPC | 3 TD [OPTION]==================================================================================
[OPTION]DSFL Playoff Statistics
[OPTION]S31 (NOR)| 26 Comp | 50 Att | 304 Yds | 3 TD | 2 Int | 74.1 Rtg || 0 Att | 0 Yds | 0.0 YPC | 0 TD
[OPTION]S32 (NOR)| 65 Comp | 94 Att | 771 Yds | 5 TD | 2 Int | 102.7 Rtg || 6 Att | 9 Yds | 1.5 YPC | 0 TD
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[OPTION]Trophy Case and Achievements
[OPTION]S31 DSFL Quarterback of the Year
[OPTION]S31 Offensive Performance of the Year
[OPTION]S31 DSFL Most Valuable Player
[OPTION]S31 DSFL Pro Bowl (NOR)
[OPTION]S32 Ultimini Champions (NOR)
[OPTION]S32 DSFL Pro Bowl (NOR)
  ![[Image: mcdavid_nys.png]](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/672606278173982730/793625844685078548/mcdavid_nys.png) [OPTION]Height: 6'5"
[OPTION]Weight: 310
[OPTION]Birthplace: Edmonton, AB
[OPTION]Number: 93
[OPTION]Drafted: DSFL S20 R7P40 Myrtle Beach Buccaneers
[OPTION]Drafted: ISFL S21 R2P12 San Jose Sabercats
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[OPTION]DSFL Regular Season Stats
[OPTION] S20 (MBB)| 45 REC | 445 YD | 2 TD | 18 Pancakes |
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[OPTION]ISFL Regular Season Stats
[OPTION] S21 (SJS)| 56 REC | 419 YD | 3 TD | 16 Pancakes |
[OPTION] S22 (SJS)| 49 REC | 405 YD | 1 TD | 27 Pancakes |
[OPTION] S23 (SJS)| 52 REC | 423 YD | 3 TD | 41 Pancakes |
[OPTION] S24 (SJS)| 62 REC | 416 YD | 0 TD | 60 Pancakes |
[OPTION] S25 (NYS)| 66 REC | 625 YD | 3 TD | 39 Pancakes |
[OPTION] S26 (NYS)| 54 Tck | 1 TFL | 0/0 FF/FR | 9 Sacks |
[OPTION] S27 (NYS)| 57 Tck | 4 TFL | 3/2 FF/FR | 7 Sacks |
[OPTION] S28 (NYS)| 35 Tck | 2 TFL | 1/0 FF/FR | 7 Sacks |
[OPTION] S29 (NYS)| 44 Tck | 3 TFL | 2/1 FF/FR | 7 Sacks |
[OPTION] Career (TE)| 285 REC | 2288 YD | 10 TD | 183 Pancakes |
[OPTION] Career (DT)| 190 Tck | 10 TFL | 6/3 FF/FR | 30 Sacks |
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[OPTION]DSFL Playoff Stats
[OPTION] S20 (MBB)| 8 REC | 85 YD | 0 TD | 2 Pancakes |
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[OPTION]ISFL Playoff Stats
[OPTION] S24 (SJS)| 7 REC | 51 YD | 0 TD | 7 Pancakes |
[OPTION] S26 (NYS)| 7 Tck | 0 TFL | 0/0 FF/FR | 1 Sack |
[OPTION] S28 (NYS)| 3 Tck | 0 TFL | 0/0 FF/FR | 0 Sacks |
[OPTION] S29 (NYS)| 6 Tck | 0 TFL | 1/0 FF/FR | 2 Sacks |
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[OPTION] Trophy Case and Achievements
[OPTION] S20 DSFL Pro Bowl TE (MBB)
[OPTION] S24 Ultimus Champion (SJS)
[OPTION] S26 ISFL Pro Bowl DT (NYS)
[OPTION] S27 ISFL Pro Bowl DT (NYS)
[OPTION] S29 Ultimus Champion (NYS)
[OPTION] S29 ISFL Pro Bowl DT (NYS)
 
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