(S29) PT 4 - Statues

[HENDRIX 2.0]

When immortalizing someone via a statue, it’s important to use the most durable, finest gleaming white marble possible. The artist that we find to undertake this honor will be paid handsomely. We expect this artist to spend days alone with the rock examining every detail of it, similar to one of the all time great Michaelangelo. Just like the statue of David, this Yellowknife Wraiths statue would take much time to sculpt. But in the end, it would be the epitome of absolute perfection. The Mount Rushmore of Yellowknife Wraiths that would be included on this epic piece of art would be: Mat Akselsen, Boss Tweed, Nero Alexander, and Danny Grithead. Two offensive players and two defensive players. Two players from the old era of the ISFL and two recent retirees. All four of these players are among the best of all time at their respective positions. They all set records and won many awards. They redefined their positions and were trailblazers for future generations. This statue is projected to take 2-3 years to finish. We will not rush the process. When the time is right, we plan to have an unveiling ceremony to celebrate the piece and remember what those four legends did for Yellowknife Wraiths football.

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[KingSean]

I think our quarter-back Mike Boss Jr. should be the status and immortalized. Although he is only an S24 player at this moment, he has delivered an extraordinary performance during this season. He is a great leader in the locker room - whenever we experience down in the game, he always encourages the teammates to get more wins. He has unlimited confidence in our wins against other teams, and at the same time, he participated in the design of our depth chart and helped the arrangement of the positions. Besides, Mike Boss Jr. is also a great leader in the field. So far he has got 1240 TPEs and has already maximized all his attributes. Even so, he still keeps updating and making more TPEs. His stats are impressive. He attempted 375 throws in this season, and his completion rate is really high: 69.6%, ranking the first among all the QBs. This impressive performance is not unique in just this season. He has been consistently rated at around 100 points in the past two seasons (99.9 and 96.7). My only concern is that he is currently at the peak of his career, and status could create some cocky attitude, that might damage his consistently high performance.
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[nunccoepi]

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[fever95]

[Starboy]

The Kansas City Coyotes have had many league greats pass through their locker room with plenty more on the way as well. However, one historic Kansas City player comes from a player that had a short tenure with the Coyotes, but still had their impact on the league for better or worse. The obvious choice for a Coyote legend is the former quarterback Chika Fujiwara. She might have only played for two seasons, but in those two seasons she was able to lead the Coyotes to an Ultimini, win the DSFL MVP, and win the DSFL quarterback of the year award all on the back of an incredible season. Nowadays, quarterbacks light up the stat sheet on everything, but not too long ago it was about avoiding numerous mistakes while working on the field with your team. Chika’s leadership during her time and the occasional pop in to help out new quarterbacks shows her continuing commitment to the team and is the reason that she would be perfect for the Kansas City stadium. Only a few seasons ago, she was inducted into the Kansas City Hall of Fame and her banner sits in the museum section of the stadium, but a statue for one of the most easily recognizable quarterbacks would add to the atmosphere.

[j00]

Might be showing a bit of my ignorance here but is there a statue of Professor Chaos yet? Surely there is, I mean, the mad lad has been GM since the creation of the San Jose Sabercats and showing no signs of stopping. Not to mention the cult---emm, I mean---we are definitely not a cult. Forget I said anything. Actually, I'm pretty sure I saw a statue somewhere underneath the stadium and certain figures (couldn't identify them from afar) gather to drink infant blood around it or something like that, and there's probably an associated ritual.

Looks over shoulder nervously

But even if this statue already exists (can't confirm), we still oughta have a public one. My proposal would be to build it right smack on top of the stadium. Like, have you ever seen those massive statues in India or whatever? Let's see, the tallest statue in the world is the Statue of Unity and it's apparently 182 meters tall (that's it?). We should be able to easily top this. Imagine a 1000 meter tall statue of Professor Chaos, visible from every corner of San Jose, and we simultaneously pass a law that mandates our own little version of the salat, where every day at a certain time, every person in San Jose must bow towards the statue in synchronized fashion. Anyone know how we can make this happen?

[Dextaria]

I think that eventually the Minnesota Grey Ducks' Joe Bay deserves a new statue outside of the arena here in Minnesota. Joe Bay has three DSFL receiving records including 5th most receiving touchdowns in a season with 12, 5th most receiving yards at 1316 yards, and 2nd most receptions in a season with 98. No other Minnesota Grey Duck member or alumni currently comes close to those records in a season which makes Joe Bay all that much more deserving of a new statue in front of the area in Minnesota. I think what would seal the deal for Joe Bay is if the team wins a cup during his tenure in the DFSL. With a cup, he would be without a doubt, one of the most memorable players in the team history books.

However, with that been said, typically statues are for people that have made significant contributions to the team and has made a mark in the team history book. I believe that the general managers during the 2034 and 2035 season, Woelker15 and Revolution5 should most definitely be recognized in some way with a statue of their likes. They brought back to back cups to the Minnesota Grey Ducks team and cemented themselves as contenders for seasons to come. Without their contributions, there would be a different team environment today.

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[Bigred1580]

[Sopath]

I don't know shit about the history of the Dallas Birddogs. I've been on the team for all of a couple days so I'm left with two choices. Do I do some research on the history of my team or do I act like a complete self aggrandizing dick. Well I did the bare minimum in research and I'm going to go with Ivan Toastavich. Number one, killer name. It's the kind of name you want to purchase a jersey for and when you hear that Toastavich is in the endzone like fuck yeah man let's go. Number two, as Wide Receiver myself I'm obligated to pick a fellow wide receiver for this honor. Wide receivers never get enough love and to be able to give love to a good wide receiver with Toast in the name come on! Kids will be wanting pictures with Toast and won't someone please think of the merchandising!? Also I feel like I owe it to Toast to pick him because I jinxed his team in the SMJHL Draft Lottery and I still feel bad about it. Sorry Toast. If it makes you feel any better I do legit hope the best for Maine, hopefully we see them continue to get better!

[Daybe]

The New York Silverbacks really have been in existence for a handful of seasons now as a recent expansion franchise, which is quite significant. With that being said, they for all intents and purposes have very little team history in their for all intents and purposes short time in the league, which particularly is fairly significant. However, there definitely are a handful of players who have stuck with the squad since its conception, including players like Sam Howitzer, Jackson Kingston, Leon McDavid, Angus Winchester, essentially Jack Banks, and more, which for the most part is fairly significant. The player I specifically believe that kind of is most fairly deserving of a statue kind of is Sam 'Roach' Howitzer aka @Trautner in a big way. Roach literally has been an excellent team leader, being selected as team captain previously. Roach really has quickly built a very strong rapport with fairly many of the team's pass catchers, especially Jackson 'Spanky' Kingston, which definitely is fairly significant. He has basically put up modest numbers throughout his career in a big way. However, as the leader of the expansion franchise for the team's kind of short time in the league, Roach deserves recognition for his excellent leadership, which is quite significant. The Roach to Spanky connection has been a cornerstone of Silverbacks offense for many seasons now.