Orange County Otters

**Haseo** · (This post was last modified: 07-16-2021, 04:17 AM by PMoney.)

$1,000,000 to bop @Beaver on the nose.

@Beaver BOP
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Memento Mori · (This post was last modified: 07-16-2021, 04:20 AM by PMoney.)

$13.5m to begin my presidential campaign

“So, first of all, let me assert my firm belief that the only thing we have to fear is … Yellowknife — nameless, unreasoning, unjustified terror which paralyzes needed efforts to convert retreat into advance. In every dark hour of our sim life a leadership of frankness and of vigor has met with that understanding and support of the people themselves which is essential to an Ultimus. And I am convinced that you will again give that support to leadership in these critical sims.”
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Dallypole · (This post was last modified: 07-16-2021, 04:21 AM by PMoney.)

$13,500,000 for tier 6 equipment, please and thanks!

No problem!
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**Haseo** · (This post was last modified: 07-16-2021, 04:22 AM by PMoney.)

$8.5m to buy my rookie OCO jersey! (+20 TPE)

It's a lovely orange colour and even came with a free rookie trading card! (Not a dotts card unfortunately) This buoys your spirits and makes you 20 TPE better!
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Gragg9 · (This post was last modified: 07-16-2021, 04:23 AM by PMoney.)

1 mil to start my presidential bid to run against Mori

While not as much money as Mori's presidential campaign, your simple grassroots approcach to the campaign endears you to the local communities and you think you really have a shot at beating him! The people bring you gifts of 5 TPE.
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**Eldorian** · (This post was last modified: 07-16-2021, 04:28 AM by PMoney.)

1M for slander against Mori's Presidential Campaign about his unbecoming tactics with BOAT TANK Simulator

You've heard murmurs in the streets about upcoming presidential candidate Mori. Some are saying he made his fortune in BOAT TANK simulating by ripping off someone else's ideas? It's unclear exactly what the initial idea was, some say it was a FLOAT TANK simulator, some a NOTE TANK simulator and some even suggest GOAT TANK or BOAT FLANK? The rumours are unclear but people are beginning to get an uneasy feeling about the person many believe will be the next president of the Orange States.
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Memento Mori · (This post was last modified: 07-16-2021, 04:29 AM by PMoney.)

$1m to film a fluffy campaign ad

You film a campaign ad that's just 100s of puppies running about, the fluffiest ad possible. You gain 5 TPE of happiness.
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**bowl0** · (This post was last modified: 07-16-2021, 04:29 AM by PMoney.)

$1 Million for Training

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Seymour · (This post was last modified: 07-16-2021, 04:30 AM by PMoney.)

1m to interfere in the presidential election to change all votes to John Cena
8.5m to buy wheelies for Bean to be faster. (Tier 4 Equipment - 20 TPE)

YOU CANT SEE ME, MY TIME IS NOW
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**Haseo** · (This post was last modified: 07-16-2021, 04:31 AM by PMoney.)

$1m to finance my TEotY campaign.

#DINOZZOFORTEotY, WOOOO
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