Orange County Otters

[shrub02]

1M sacrifice to the sim gods

The sim gods take your sacrifice and in return give you 5 TPE. You could have gotten the same trade at the bank but without as many books on demonic rituals needed.
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[Dallypole]

1 Million for Weekly Training Please and Thank you

Thank You!
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[Memento Mori]

$1m to start pre-emptively organising my inauguration celebrations

You spend $1m on the best wall planner available. No seriously, its a million dollar wall planner, it's pretty sick, it has lasers and lights and touch screens. It will be the perfect companion for organising a John-Cena-Free event.
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[Eldorian]

1M Weekly Training

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[Haseo]

$1,000,000 to sabotage Mori's pre-emptive inauguration celebrations.

You hack the mainframe of his wall planner. Why does a wall planner have a mainframe? What even is a mainframe? You don't know but you type really fast and hack it. You add John Cena to the guest list.........
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[Seymour]

1m to investigate if the moon is real

It's not, case closed.
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[shrub02]

1M to fund research to find out if TPE actually does anything

I could have told you that it doesnt do anything for way cheaper than 1m but the research goes well and you find out the TPE does nothing if the sim decides it so. You take 5 TPE from me anyway as you're addicted to the TPE.
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[Nhamlet]

1M to change all sims to dice rolls

Nothing has changed.
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[Gragg9]

1m for 5 TPE

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[ReverendOReily]

1m to bribe the PPTeam to unlock the last two weeks of predictions so I can pretend I didn’t forget to do them

Oh would that this banking thread were a time banking thread! I've missed predictions twice this season as well but we don't want to get any more PPT heads fired so have 5 TPE here instead
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