(S31) PT 2 - Mistakenly Rich?

[ajtigger]

If I found an extra 4 million in my ISFL bank account, I would 100% spend it on new tier two equipment for my player. While I would love to be able to say I would tell my GM about that money, I just know that is not true. As my time has progressed in the ISFL, I have realized how important equipment is for player development. Despite not missing many point tasks over my 7 seasons, I find myself hundreds and hundreds of TPE behind the top members of my class. The simple explanation is that they are able to buy full equipment each season and I am not to buy the equipment. While I did start out purchasing that equipment, real life has got in the way of my ISFL ambitions. Now I am lucky if I write one or two articles a season, and thus the income has stopped flowing and with it, there is no equipment coming either. While the ten TPE from the equipment might not seem like much, it would just be another positive step towards my player hitting regression. I am hitting regression for the first time in my career this offseason and the more TPE I can acquire, the more useful I can be for my team on the field.

[CementHands]

SHL PT Claim

[unconfident]

If I, Travis Scott, tight end for the Austin Copperheads, found out that four million dollars had been mistakenly transferred into my bank account, I would for sure NOT tell my general managers of this error. They should have double checked the transfer and made sure I got the correct amount of money before making the transfer. I would not give the money back, who do you think I am? I only make 1 million per season from my contract, I can't pass up an extra four million, you know? In terms of using this cash, I could use it to fund my training for the season or maybe even improved equipment, but ultimately I am barely making enough money to have some fun in life, this money shall be used to fund my partying and jewelry that I want to wear. In addition, I would like to use this four million to purchase some new clothing and improve my wardrobe to appear more fashionable. Also, I'm tired of driving a Toyota Corolla. I am not sure what vehicle I would purchase but it would be better than a Toyota Corolla. And finally, I think I would purchase a nicer apartment so that when I host team dinners theres actually room for all the big football players.

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[Billybolo53]

shl PT

[Memento Mori]

If I found an extra 4 million dollars in my bank account following my GM posting my contract, I wouldn't tell my GM. This is actually for a very benevolent reason. Maybe it was my new GM's fault, maybe it was the banker's fault, maybe the budget team screwed up the contract post copy and paste on the budget sheet. Evidently, whoever made the mistake is overworked and needs more support and assistance. Either HO needs new members to help check GM tasks, the banking team needs additional bankers to spread the workload better, or the budget team needs some additional members to lighten the pressure. By not telling anyone and allowing the problem to only be noticed later, someone will no doubt lament that this mistake was made. It will be evidence that additional league jobs should be created, and as a result more legitimate league money will be created and eventually deposited into a lucky user's bank account in the form of a job salary. Enriching yourself by pocketing your ill-gotten gains to later spend on training and equipment is actually therefore the morally correct thing to do.

For legal reasons, the views expressed in this point task are purely fictional and do not represent the actual views of the user "Memento Mori". (215 words)

[DELIRIVM]

SHL Affiliate PT

[FootballIsCool]

SHL Affiliate 
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[sve7en]

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[Air Crou]

An extra four milly? Well, I know for a fact that someone is getting fired bruh. Whatever I do. But as my father taught me, I am wearing some pants for a damn reason. And being honest with your money is one of those reasons. So, obviously, I would bring it up to my general manager, so it gets looked up. Because there is one thing you have to build wherever you go, regardless of your skill or athleticism or fan favoritism. And that is your honor. Honor is what opens doors for you. It helps you get contracts, it lets people know that you can be trusted. Legacy follows fame and is built by it. If it ever happened to me, to be frank, I would think it was done intentionally, so that the general managers can see if I am trustworthy or not. If that is the case however, I know for a fact that the team I am on is run by shady people and signing there was a mistake. So, at the end of the day, they made the mistake, I am four million richer, and I am going to spend every penny in the casino. I already make enough as it is, so losing all that money within an hour in a casino is like throwing a penny in the toilet and flushing it down. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

[shadyshoelace]

If Dante King were to open his bank account app on his mobile phone, or potentially load up a bank website on his laptop computer - is that how rich people do it? Or do they just call their fancy Wall Street financial advisor and say "Hey Preston, how's the market these days? Short squeezes and dividends and all that," and then find out that they made 237k while they were taking their morning dump? - anyway, if Dante saw an extra 4 million dollars in his account, he would immediately report it to the federal government. IRS, FBI, all that good stuff. Because it's obvious that the Baltimore Hawks football organization is just an undercover mafia front. I mean, how else can you explain the team continuing to run as normal despite the utter lack of on-field success. It's like the local cash-only pizza joint that has been open for decades but never seems to have any customers. When you add in that GM @Frick_Nasty has almost certainly broken more than a few kneecaps, and @Hallmonitor_20 has a cushy position despite no one really knowing what he does, it is obvious that the team is simply a money laundering organization. And that's fine with Dante, until they implicate him by "accidentally" depositing a cool four Ms in his account. It's a shame his playing career has to end like this, as he'll certainly need to go into witness protection. Maybe he'll re-emerge someday under an alias in a secure location where no one would ever think to find an elite football player, like Chicago or San Jose.