(S2) - PT #4 - Primetime

[Archon]

At the start of the music video, Francois Lamoreux surveys the scene around him. He is disgusted by the inferior talent sharing the stage with him. He wishes he had not agreed to this endeavor but the slave drivers in the front office of the Legion were persuasive when it came to motivating their players. It was less of the Legion staff and more of the Las Vegas mob scene which provided significant financial backing for the team that was truly convincing. Ultimately, Lamoreux’s enjoyment of popping, locking, jamming, and breaking got the best of his impudence and he broke out into the Charleston, an impressive dance to be performed of a man of his size. Unfortunately, his limbs were a big too long to be flailing about in such a confined space and he ended up kicking a few Baltimore Hawks. When they turned to throw down, an errant elbow went flying into the face of Wraiths offensive lineman Mat Akselsen, shattering his nose. Blood was gushing everywhere as alarmed producers quickly shut off the cameras and called for medical staff to attend to the situation. Unfortunately the deposit for the league doctor had not been paid due to increasing financial corruption among the NSFL front office in order to fund Commissioner Ballerstorm’s “sugar habit.” Craft services brought some cold cuts to the stage to place on Akselsen’s nose to staunch the bleeding and the music video was postponed.

[Bafetimbi Gomis]

Thaddeus Bullard just got an invite to the NSFL Primetime video and only Thaddeus. You wanna know why? Thaddeus was the only one contacted for the role because the video producers didn't want to contact no scrubs. They wanted superstars. They wanted the Prime Time Player Thaddeus Bullard. The producers know Thaddeus can do everything they want him to do. Thaddeus got the charisma and the personality the producers need. Thaddeus will do everything from playing the trombone, dancing, doing the shuffle, eating a pizza, even doing his signature dog bark while doing the gator with his hands, URAH URAH URAH. This video is all about Thaddeus and they gotta show how Thaddeus can make it a win. They'll be showing his football skill too in order to show that he is making it a win. He'll be sacking sorry ass quarterbacks, diving for the fumble and going for the touchdown, destroying sorry ass offensive linemen, hell he'll even complete a hail marry touchdown pass to himself because he is the best URAH URAH URAH. At the end it'll show the title card which will read "NSFL FOOTBALL FEATURING THADDEUS BULLARD URAH URAH URAH #MakeItAWin" because this is all about Thaddeus and not about any sorry ass scrubs.

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#MakeItAWin

[Aenir]

As far as the primetime intro, Chris Orosz is doing quite a simple thing, while it goes through all the other players doing things like dancing, eating, and other football Chris is going to be set sitting on the couch, eating popcorn, the tv lights reflecting off the wall behind him, with a remote pointed at the TV, then for a moment, he looks shocked, he jumps up, excited and popcorn falls off, spilling everywhere. After that he leans over and clicks the rewind button, watching the play again, only then does he see the hint of yellow... a pause, then he drops to his knees in disbelief, there is a look of anguish on his face, as the dog in the background begins to eat the popcorn, he argues with the television, throwing pillows around, before he sighs, picks up the bowl, places it on the table, puts the pillows back down, sits down, and places his head in his hands looking forlorn. The Next play starts and you hear the sounds of football contact, and then quiet, then a small roar, growing louder and louder, when the crowd explodes, Chris looks up, disbelieving but nervous, then ecstatic.... TOUCHDOWN!!

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