12-09-2021, 03:52 AM
(This post was last modified: 12-16-2021, 11:11 AM by allbetsonjames. Edited 1 time in total.)
Adéla Diodoros Ashtad Laszlo "Double" Doink was born in the year 1983 to parents Bauer Doink and Dagumpa Doink in their loving marriage. Double Doink discovered a love in kicking when their kicked a man's ballsacks, rendering the guy infertile. As a result, every day has been leg day since.
Double doink likes hard drugs, long walks on the beach, blue sentences, and kicking things.
When Double Doink was a kid, double doink spent a bit of time in england. it was the worst years of their life. england is a depressing place where you have to deal with angry people like van.
as a kid, doink enrolled in a camp about football. they had a fun time kicking the ball into the net between the posts. they were about to get a real career kicking the ball.
doink, unfortunately, was banished after mispronouncing the town of frome, becoming a national laughing stock. doink was then forced to move to america where no one knows how to talk that much, especially in the south where they invented the word "y'all".
after getting studies in the state of georgia, doink was nearly elected governor of georgia after a successful write in campaign. however, doink was not elected due to widespread ballot manipulation. the reason the campaign was near successful was because people in the state of georgia thought the name was funny. political analysts are now debating if this is a result of voter apathy.
Double Doink is a long standing supporter of the environment. Doink constantly advocates for the development of a national rail system along with sustainable public transit as a way to help reduce emissions. This has been a issue within the fantasy, as this constantly goes against the ideals of father Bauer, who hates the environment and loves cars. There have been a large amount of protests against each other and both of them have testified in congress.
looking at many political careers in the southern united states, doink attempted to do the exact opposite and become a politician turned sports player. doink then proceeded to enroll in a well known college called "bishop sycamore" who was recently featured on ESPN for their fantastic football program. doink went on to rediscover their love of kicking by actually physically kicking high schoolers who paid to face this program.
to get more credibility, double doink would have a stint in the military to practice more kicking. this time, it's kicking bad guys.
doink served on the air force, gaining a love of flying. that's why they were so excited to become a birddog, as birds represent planes and dogs represent the dog tags doink was carrying in case of doinks highly likely untimely death
crowds were so excited to see the well known by now doink play on the field. that's why despite the fact that on their game two at home against norfolk, instead of running the ball down 14 in the third quarter on fourth and 1, due to popular demand from the crowd, doink was sent to go out there and punt. to the crowd's excitement, there was a touchback. despite the fact that the playcalling surely made the team likely to lose, however it was worth it for the crowd to see the world's favourite kicker one more time.
doink hates money because doink believes that the united states should not have abandoned the gold standard, hence the low amount of monetary earnings so far in this league
doink has many insecurities, and a strong sense of self hatred. that is why doink is currently writing this media out in yellow in a white text editor, rendering doink blind
looking to the future, doink hopes to kick more balls, preferably through the post. that is because as taught in england, one point must be good, therefore sometimes if you get three that's pretty cool right. however doink is extremely happy when the kick through the big slingshot at the end of the field yields just one point.
doink does not understand how touchdowns are 6 points. how dare they imply that throwing and running the ball is more important than kicking the ball.
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media aside, honestly if you draft me i dont think ill earn a lot of money but i think that is hopefully ok for a kicker. i do plan on making like every other PT hopefully. no, i will not move from being a kicker/punter. i would like an active clubhouse however so does literally like everyone else so whereever the wind takes me i guess.
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vins, bruce there it is, oogley boogley.
Double doink likes hard drugs, long walks on the beach, blue sentences, and kicking things.
When Double Doink was a kid, double doink spent a bit of time in england. it was the worst years of their life. england is a depressing place where you have to deal with angry people like van.
as a kid, doink enrolled in a camp about football. they had a fun time kicking the ball into the net between the posts. they were about to get a real career kicking the ball.
doink, unfortunately, was banished after mispronouncing the town of frome, becoming a national laughing stock. doink was then forced to move to america where no one knows how to talk that much, especially in the south where they invented the word "y'all".
after getting studies in the state of georgia, doink was nearly elected governor of georgia after a successful write in campaign. however, doink was not elected due to widespread ballot manipulation. the reason the campaign was near successful was because people in the state of georgia thought the name was funny. political analysts are now debating if this is a result of voter apathy.
Double Doink is a long standing supporter of the environment. Doink constantly advocates for the development of a national rail system along with sustainable public transit as a way to help reduce emissions. This has been a issue within the fantasy, as this constantly goes against the ideals of father Bauer, who hates the environment and loves cars. There have been a large amount of protests against each other and both of them have testified in congress.
looking at many political careers in the southern united states, doink attempted to do the exact opposite and become a politician turned sports player. doink then proceeded to enroll in a well known college called "bishop sycamore" who was recently featured on ESPN for their fantastic football program. doink went on to rediscover their love of kicking by actually physically kicking high schoolers who paid to face this program.
to get more credibility, double doink would have a stint in the military to practice more kicking. this time, it's kicking bad guys.
doink served on the air force, gaining a love of flying. that's why they were so excited to become a birddog, as birds represent planes and dogs represent the dog tags doink was carrying in case of doinks highly likely untimely death
crowds were so excited to see the well known by now doink play on the field. that's why despite the fact that on their game two at home against norfolk, instead of running the ball down 14 in the third quarter on fourth and 1, due to popular demand from the crowd, doink was sent to go out there and punt. to the crowd's excitement, there was a touchback. despite the fact that the playcalling surely made the team likely to lose, however it was worth it for the crowd to see the world's favourite kicker one more time.
doink hates money because doink believes that the united states should not have abandoned the gold standard, hence the low amount of monetary earnings so far in this league
doink has many insecurities, and a strong sense of self hatred. that is why doink is currently writing this media out in yellow in a white text editor, rendering doink blind
looking to the future, doink hopes to kick more balls, preferably through the post. that is because as taught in england, one point must be good, therefore sometimes if you get three that's pretty cool right. however doink is extremely happy when the kick through the big slingshot at the end of the field yields just one point.
doink does not understand how touchdowns are 6 points. how dare they imply that throwing and running the ball is more important than kicking the ball.
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media aside, honestly if you draft me i dont think ill earn a lot of money but i think that is hopefully ok for a kicker. i do plan on making like every other PT hopefully. no, i will not move from being a kicker/punter. i would like an active clubhouse however so does literally like everyone else so whereever the wind takes me i guess.
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vins, bruce there it is, oogley boogley.
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