[This is ready to be graded and is about the draft so x2 media bonus. It is roughly 2570 words long and is part 2 on my post draft interview. I hope you enjoy this part too <3]
We come back to the interview and the crowd of random Hungarian fans, Tijuana Luchadores fans and the new Colorado Yeti fans who are already hyped to have the guest who is being interviewed at this time join the Yeti crew. The second part of Wide Receiver, Laszlo Forty-Two.
The crowd are chanting and signing and some look to be getting even more drunk if they were not drunk already.
The Interviewer: Ah, well hello there and a warm welcome back to the 2nd part of the post draft interview with the new Wide Receiver of the Colorado Yeti: Mr. Laszlo Forty-Two!
Crowd seem to get louder than previously if anything and at one point towards the end they begin to chant “Laszlo Forty-Two! Laszlo Forty-Two! Laszlo Forty-Two!” over and over again until Laszlo raises a hand and they stop instantly. Possibly due to fear or having him attack them or something. It is unsure.
Laszlo Forty-Two: Yes. Laszlo is still here getting interviewed. Laszlo have lovely glass of water. Hydration is very important children.
The Interviewer: Okay well in this part of the interview we are going to talk about the other Yeti draft picks that came after you. So to begin with the next pick up is the Tight End from the Kansas City Coyotes with the very last pick of the first round – Joshua Palmer. Laszlo, please tell us your thoughts about Joshua.
Laszlo Forty-Two: Mr. Forty-Two actually feels like this is very good pick up for the Yeti. The Laz thought he may go slightly higher overall but Laszlo is quite happy he will be joining him in Colorado. Laszlo has never actually spoken to him even we were facing each other on the field but believes he had good season.
Unsure how puny mentality is but remember reading some media from him as well so overall he could be very good pick up he feels.
The Interviewer: Well that finishes the Yeti with the first round. The next pick was the new Quarter back of the Colorado Yeti. Wolfie McDummy. What are your thoughts about the once 1st overall draft pick in the Development Simulation Football League draft?
Laszlo Forty-Two: Ah. Wolfie McDummy. Laszlo have a lot to say about individual. This will be public knowledge by now but Laszlo will state for the stupid or uninformed. When Laszlo first join and sign with Development Simulation Football League as Wide Receiver. All attention was on this person and Hugh Mongo who would also join Tijuana Luchadores.
He go first overall in the end. Projected to be close race between him and Mr. Mongo for which Wide Receiver would end up as the best. This motivate Laszlo Forty-Two. Laszlo see huge concrete wall in front of him. Only one thing to do for Laszlo. Begin to punch, scrape and claw at big wall into wall is destroyed!
Roughly half way through season give or take a bit of time. Mr. Forty-Two force Wolfie to become Quarter-Back in order to try to shine. He good player but was too little too late for him to try and go high in draft because of this.
Laszlo knows this is why Hugh Mongo and Wolfie McDummy fell so very far in draft was purely because when compared to the raw power and determination of this Hungarian cultist in front of you no-one at all wanted them until they were forced to take them.
The Interviewer: Really? You really think that is the only reason for both Wolfie McDummy and Hugh Mongo falling so far down the draft was because of you? Absolutely no other reason whatsoever like at all was at play past that?
Laszlo Forty-Two: That is what Laszlo just said yes. What other sensible and logical reason could be at play? Still both are good players and Laszlo believe they will do well in National Simulation Football League but it Laszlo got the better of them.
The Interviewer: So are you looking forward to playing with him?
Laszlo Forty-Two: The Laz is indeed in time when he finally comes up. As long as he knows how to aim and pass the pig of the skin to the people who need to catch it we will be perfectly fine. Is simple game at end of the day. But he better understand that Colorado Yeti poster boy will be Laszlo Forty-Two. Not him. Unsure if he can take on full grown Yeti. Would respect attempt regardless mind.
The Interviewer: I see, I see. Well, I am sure you two may become quite the combo and core for the Yeti in years to come. Moving a long with the very next pick that was made thanks to the Colorado Yeti's busy trades. Was at the 5th pick in the 2nd round and 15th overall pick. Defensive End Antonio Sandoval Jr. So Laszlo what are your thoughts on the Yeti picking him up?
Laszlo Forty-Two: Once again Laszlo never interact with puny man. Is hard to really say a lot about person you do not know and draft did not really have a lot of stars or depth compared to the previous season or the upcoming one. He could be something very talented if committed or a nobody that Laszlo will crush with one hand. Who is to say what will happen in the future.
The Interviewer: Speaking of the upcoming Development Simulation Football League draft. I just realised that at least 9 wide receivers will be in the draft. What are your thoughts on the talent?
Laszlo Forty-Two: Laszlo slightly happy not to be a part of that draft honestly. Although he would crush them it would take away spotlight from them. Whilst Wide Receiver is very popular position in both leagues The Laz believes they have potential to do very well if they also stay committed and want it badly enough. If truth be told Laszlo think is exact situation with the Junior version of Mr. Antonio Sanoval.
The Interviewer: Fair enough. I think you may be right about that. Well, the next person picked up is also a team mate of yours on the Tijuana Luchadores. He was drafted in the 3rd round and as the 3rd pick for said stated round. None other than the Tight End, Judas Iscariot!
Laszlo Forty-Two: Judas! Oh man. What can Laszlo say about Judas. Was one of first friends Laszlo make when he first arrive into Mexico. Laszlo can genuinely say he is one of the most trustworthy people he has ever met. Cannot ever picture him betraying nor backstabbing Laszlo in the back. Always a gentlemen!
The Interviewer: Oh that is just great and overall wholesome to hear! So I guess you would agree that this is a great pickup for the Colorado Yeti?
Laszlo Forty-Two: What? Oh god no. Laszlo 100% disagree. Is terrible pickup. Guy is terrible and weak. He kept whining about the regrets he had about his Mexican friend Hey-Zeus (Sidenote: Laszlo is saying Jesus the latino version of pronouncing.) and how he messed up. Because of that situation he could never focus and become good player.
No. Not at all. He is pretty terrible player and puny. Laszlo feel like he could crush him with a single finger. But he will definitely be great water boy or talker for morale!
The Interviewer: Oh. That is slightly sad to hear honestly. Well, the very next pick in the draft was also made by the Colorado Yeti in the 3rd round and as the 4th pick of the stated round. None other than the Safety Maxim Booth of the Portland Pythons! Laszlo Forty-Two, once again I ask for your thoughts on this pick.
Laszlo Forty-Two: Laszlo does not understand what makes him safe pick. Possibly inside information yet to be revealed to Laszlo.
The Interviewer: No, he plays as a Safety in the Safety position.
Laszlo Forty-Two: Laszlo not know what that is but he will publicly state he is glad they are safe as well as Maxim Booth. However he should be humble like Mr. Forty-Two or he will not longer be safe. Laszlo hope potential threat hidden as warning is understood by him. But Laszlo also welcomes him to Colorado Yeti. Hopefully he will live up to safe pick potential.
The Interviewer: Okay well. I did try at least. The final pick made by the Yeti in this draft was Kansas City Coyotes lineback player, Blaster Blade Jr. What are your final thoughts on this draft pick, Laszlo?
Laszlo Forty-Two: Don't know him at all. Laszlo hope to get to know him when he see him in locker room. Laszlo will befriend him like defenceless cub if nervous. Cannot remember see playing against him. Perhaps he is person Laszlo tank through to score touchdown which was against Coyotes and one of Laszlo's personal favourite moments of last split. Maybe not.
The Interviewer: Well, that is in fact the whole list. So overall what would you say the general feel of the Colorado Yeti draft is? How do you think it went?
Laszlo Forty-Two: In very humble opinion they have best draft. Mainly because they pick Laszlo. Is hard to argue. Laszlo said just before draft that draft would be won by teams that had strong 2nd round picks. So whatever team picked up Hugh Mongo for example can say they had good draft despite slightly weaker 1st round pick.
A lot of people will state Chicago Butchers had best draft of all teams. But this is wrong because they did not draft Laszlo Forty-Two. Therefore they had the 2nd place draft at best regardless of picking up two talented players. It will come to haunt them in time.
Mr. Forty-Two believe draft was fairly obvious from who to pick up quality player wise but just depended on what teams needed. Could argue that for Chicago but benefit of doubt is null and void for them now. Laszlo believe next draft is pretty important for National Simulation Football League teams and Colorado picking up draft picks is pretty good too.
The Interviewer: Very well then. I will just ask how you feel about certain other Tijuana Luchadore players getting drafted too. Starting with Hakuna Matata. How do you think he will do for the Outlaws?
Laszlo Forty-Two: He is little prince cub abandoned by father in time of need and forced to become Outlaw with meerkat and pig. Will probably not amount to anything like he did for the Luchadores. Laszlo Forty-Two will definitely give credit where it is due though. He is very cute and his big weakness is cute animals with cute eyes. So perhaps this will have affect with other players too.
The Interviewer: He really is cute. Okay well next up is Lars Fredricksen off to the current champions of the National Simulation Football League, Baltimore Hawks. How do you think he will do.
Laszlo Forty-Two: Only real interaction Laszlo have with big guy is at beginning. He come trying to mark territory like big grizzly bear. Mr. Forty-Two walk up to him. Look him in not cute or adorable eyes. See actual weak individual. He attempt to crush Laszlo. Laszlo then crush him in return. He behave ever since. Hope he does well for the champions though.
The Interviewer: And the final person who was drafted from the Tijuana Luchadores. The 1st pick of the 2nd round to be 11th overall. The Offensive Linemaan, Ben Tu'Inukuafe. What are your thoughts on him becoming a Chicago Butcher.
Laszlo Forty-Two: Laszlo must be honest. Genuine shock this individual did not go in 1st round. Actually believe this pick will be steal of whole draft. Is big shame he is going to Chicago but he will do very well for them and can see him being quite a big time player for that team. He was a lovely person to get to know in the Luchadore locker room.
Laszlo quite unsure which people are staying for another go but Laszlo is loyal and will make sure he performs for them next season.
The Interviewer: The pen-ultimate question of the night is this: How long do you expect to be at the Yeti for? Do you have any eyes on any other teams picking you up after your rookie contract expires?
Laszlo Forty-Two: Is rather dumb question in Laszlo's opinion. Laszlo is hopefully going to stay one man team for his whole career. Genuinely Laszlo wants to become legend with whatever team that drafted him and that team is the Colorado Yeti. Is not to say that Laszlo could not be persuaded if contract is very very spicy and appealing but Laszlo doubt any team would be dumb enough to offer that insane amount of money.
The Interviewer: For our last question of the night we actually have a twitter question that has been highly demanded to be asked of you. The question is have the Yeti asked you to change positions at all and would you?
Laszlo Forty-Two: Laszlo does not really want to change positions but for right price perhaps he would but his best position is easily Wide Receiver. Luckily, the Yeti have not asked Mr. Forty-Two to change positions and hopefully they do not. But we will see.
The Interviewer: Okay well, this is sadly the end of the other two part special interview with Laszlo Forty-Two people.
The crowd boo and flame the interviewer. Pretty harsh honestly.
The Interviewer: Hey! Blame the god damn television people for not booking a longer interview! I am just the messenger if anything! Laszlo Forty-Two now that your drafting experiences have ended, I have to ask you what is your final thoughts on it all and if you have any final messages for any type of fan whether Development or National Simulation Football League or Hungarian or American or any other nation for that matter.
Laszlo Forty-Two: Very well. Laszlo is humbled to talk to amazing people who made joining league a dream come true. He work very hard and commit every day to getting better which he feel he did pretty well. Laszlo never really needed an agent so hope he can become light to anyone to show you can be drafted highly just by individual talent and belief in ones self. He hope people in Hungary proud of him and hopefully inspire more people from Europe as a whole to attempt to join league and make something of themselves.
Laszlo would like to thank everyone who read or listened anything he ever said or anyone who ever believed in him and is sorry he did not get drafted higher but The Laz is proud of third place position.
The real work begins now. Mr. Laszlo Forty-Two will now aim to become one of the best Wide Receivers in the history of this world! It will begin in Tijuana Mexico for my beloved Tijuana Luchadores and then to Colorado to help build a great team with the Colorado Yetis.
Mr. Forty-Two hopes you continue to follow him and he looks forward to seeing you people in my upcoming post-draft presser he will be doing quite shortky.
The Interviewer: Very well then. Thank you all for reading and until the next time we see Laszlo we hope you enjoyed the interview. Goodbye.
We come back to the interview and the crowd of random Hungarian fans, Tijuana Luchadores fans and the new Colorado Yeti fans who are already hyped to have the guest who is being interviewed at this time join the Yeti crew. The second part of Wide Receiver, Laszlo Forty-Two.
The crowd are chanting and signing and some look to be getting even more drunk if they were not drunk already.
The Interviewer: Ah, well hello there and a warm welcome back to the 2nd part of the post draft interview with the new Wide Receiver of the Colorado Yeti: Mr. Laszlo Forty-Two!
Crowd seem to get louder than previously if anything and at one point towards the end they begin to chant “Laszlo Forty-Two! Laszlo Forty-Two! Laszlo Forty-Two!” over and over again until Laszlo raises a hand and they stop instantly. Possibly due to fear or having him attack them or something. It is unsure.
Laszlo Forty-Two: Yes. Laszlo is still here getting interviewed. Laszlo have lovely glass of water. Hydration is very important children.
The Interviewer: Okay well in this part of the interview we are going to talk about the other Yeti draft picks that came after you. So to begin with the next pick up is the Tight End from the Kansas City Coyotes with the very last pick of the first round – Joshua Palmer. Laszlo, please tell us your thoughts about Joshua.
Laszlo Forty-Two: Mr. Forty-Two actually feels like this is very good pick up for the Yeti. The Laz thought he may go slightly higher overall but Laszlo is quite happy he will be joining him in Colorado. Laszlo has never actually spoken to him even we were facing each other on the field but believes he had good season.
Unsure how puny mentality is but remember reading some media from him as well so overall he could be very good pick up he feels.
The Interviewer: Well that finishes the Yeti with the first round. The next pick was the new Quarter back of the Colorado Yeti. Wolfie McDummy. What are your thoughts about the once 1st overall draft pick in the Development Simulation Football League draft?
Laszlo Forty-Two: Ah. Wolfie McDummy. Laszlo have a lot to say about individual. This will be public knowledge by now but Laszlo will state for the stupid or uninformed. When Laszlo first join and sign with Development Simulation Football League as Wide Receiver. All attention was on this person and Hugh Mongo who would also join Tijuana Luchadores.
He go first overall in the end. Projected to be close race between him and Mr. Mongo for which Wide Receiver would end up as the best. This motivate Laszlo Forty-Two. Laszlo see huge concrete wall in front of him. Only one thing to do for Laszlo. Begin to punch, scrape and claw at big wall into wall is destroyed!
Roughly half way through season give or take a bit of time. Mr. Forty-Two force Wolfie to become Quarter-Back in order to try to shine. He good player but was too little too late for him to try and go high in draft because of this.
Laszlo knows this is why Hugh Mongo and Wolfie McDummy fell so very far in draft was purely because when compared to the raw power and determination of this Hungarian cultist in front of you no-one at all wanted them until they were forced to take them.
The Interviewer: Really? You really think that is the only reason for both Wolfie McDummy and Hugh Mongo falling so far down the draft was because of you? Absolutely no other reason whatsoever like at all was at play past that?
Laszlo Forty-Two: That is what Laszlo just said yes. What other sensible and logical reason could be at play? Still both are good players and Laszlo believe they will do well in National Simulation Football League but it Laszlo got the better of them.
The Interviewer: So are you looking forward to playing with him?
Laszlo Forty-Two: The Laz is indeed in time when he finally comes up. As long as he knows how to aim and pass the pig of the skin to the people who need to catch it we will be perfectly fine. Is simple game at end of the day. But he better understand that Colorado Yeti poster boy will be Laszlo Forty-Two. Not him. Unsure if he can take on full grown Yeti. Would respect attempt regardless mind.
The Interviewer: I see, I see. Well, I am sure you two may become quite the combo and core for the Yeti in years to come. Moving a long with the very next pick that was made thanks to the Colorado Yeti's busy trades. Was at the 5th pick in the 2nd round and 15th overall pick. Defensive End Antonio Sandoval Jr. So Laszlo what are your thoughts on the Yeti picking him up?
Laszlo Forty-Two: Once again Laszlo never interact with puny man. Is hard to really say a lot about person you do not know and draft did not really have a lot of stars or depth compared to the previous season or the upcoming one. He could be something very talented if committed or a nobody that Laszlo will crush with one hand. Who is to say what will happen in the future.
The Interviewer: Speaking of the upcoming Development Simulation Football League draft. I just realised that at least 9 wide receivers will be in the draft. What are your thoughts on the talent?
Laszlo Forty-Two: Laszlo slightly happy not to be a part of that draft honestly. Although he would crush them it would take away spotlight from them. Whilst Wide Receiver is very popular position in both leagues The Laz believes they have potential to do very well if they also stay committed and want it badly enough. If truth be told Laszlo think is exact situation with the Junior version of Mr. Antonio Sanoval.
The Interviewer: Fair enough. I think you may be right about that. Well, the next person picked up is also a team mate of yours on the Tijuana Luchadores. He was drafted in the 3rd round and as the 3rd pick for said stated round. None other than the Tight End, Judas Iscariot!
Laszlo Forty-Two: Judas! Oh man. What can Laszlo say about Judas. Was one of first friends Laszlo make when he first arrive into Mexico. Laszlo can genuinely say he is one of the most trustworthy people he has ever met. Cannot ever picture him betraying nor backstabbing Laszlo in the back. Always a gentlemen!
The Interviewer: Oh that is just great and overall wholesome to hear! So I guess you would agree that this is a great pickup for the Colorado Yeti?
Laszlo Forty-Two: What? Oh god no. Laszlo 100% disagree. Is terrible pickup. Guy is terrible and weak. He kept whining about the regrets he had about his Mexican friend Hey-Zeus (Sidenote: Laszlo is saying Jesus the latino version of pronouncing.) and how he messed up. Because of that situation he could never focus and become good player.
No. Not at all. He is pretty terrible player and puny. Laszlo feel like he could crush him with a single finger. But he will definitely be great water boy or talker for morale!
The Interviewer: Oh. That is slightly sad to hear honestly. Well, the very next pick in the draft was also made by the Colorado Yeti in the 3rd round and as the 4th pick of the stated round. None other than the Safety Maxim Booth of the Portland Pythons! Laszlo Forty-Two, once again I ask for your thoughts on this pick.
Laszlo Forty-Two: Laszlo does not understand what makes him safe pick. Possibly inside information yet to be revealed to Laszlo.
The Interviewer: No, he plays as a Safety in the Safety position.
Laszlo Forty-Two: Laszlo not know what that is but he will publicly state he is glad they are safe as well as Maxim Booth. However he should be humble like Mr. Forty-Two or he will not longer be safe. Laszlo hope potential threat hidden as warning is understood by him. But Laszlo also welcomes him to Colorado Yeti. Hopefully he will live up to safe pick potential.
The Interviewer: Okay well. I did try at least. The final pick made by the Yeti in this draft was Kansas City Coyotes lineback player, Blaster Blade Jr. What are your final thoughts on this draft pick, Laszlo?
Laszlo Forty-Two: Don't know him at all. Laszlo hope to get to know him when he see him in locker room. Laszlo will befriend him like defenceless cub if nervous. Cannot remember see playing against him. Perhaps he is person Laszlo tank through to score touchdown which was against Coyotes and one of Laszlo's personal favourite moments of last split. Maybe not.
The Interviewer: Well, that is in fact the whole list. So overall what would you say the general feel of the Colorado Yeti draft is? How do you think it went?
Laszlo Forty-Two: In very humble opinion they have best draft. Mainly because they pick Laszlo. Is hard to argue. Laszlo said just before draft that draft would be won by teams that had strong 2nd round picks. So whatever team picked up Hugh Mongo for example can say they had good draft despite slightly weaker 1st round pick.
A lot of people will state Chicago Butchers had best draft of all teams. But this is wrong because they did not draft Laszlo Forty-Two. Therefore they had the 2nd place draft at best regardless of picking up two talented players. It will come to haunt them in time.
Mr. Forty-Two believe draft was fairly obvious from who to pick up quality player wise but just depended on what teams needed. Could argue that for Chicago but benefit of doubt is null and void for them now. Laszlo believe next draft is pretty important for National Simulation Football League teams and Colorado picking up draft picks is pretty good too.
The Interviewer: Very well then. I will just ask how you feel about certain other Tijuana Luchadore players getting drafted too. Starting with Hakuna Matata. How do you think he will do for the Outlaws?
Laszlo Forty-Two: He is little prince cub abandoned by father in time of need and forced to become Outlaw with meerkat and pig. Will probably not amount to anything like he did for the Luchadores. Laszlo Forty-Two will definitely give credit where it is due though. He is very cute and his big weakness is cute animals with cute eyes. So perhaps this will have affect with other players too.
The Interviewer: He really is cute. Okay well next up is Lars Fredricksen off to the current champions of the National Simulation Football League, Baltimore Hawks. How do you think he will do.
Laszlo Forty-Two: Only real interaction Laszlo have with big guy is at beginning. He come trying to mark territory like big grizzly bear. Mr. Forty-Two walk up to him. Look him in not cute or adorable eyes. See actual weak individual. He attempt to crush Laszlo. Laszlo then crush him in return. He behave ever since. Hope he does well for the champions though.
The Interviewer: And the final person who was drafted from the Tijuana Luchadores. The 1st pick of the 2nd round to be 11th overall. The Offensive Linemaan, Ben Tu'Inukuafe. What are your thoughts on him becoming a Chicago Butcher.
Laszlo Forty-Two: Laszlo must be honest. Genuine shock this individual did not go in 1st round. Actually believe this pick will be steal of whole draft. Is big shame he is going to Chicago but he will do very well for them and can see him being quite a big time player for that team. He was a lovely person to get to know in the Luchadore locker room.
Laszlo quite unsure which people are staying for another go but Laszlo is loyal and will make sure he performs for them next season.
The Interviewer: The pen-ultimate question of the night is this: How long do you expect to be at the Yeti for? Do you have any eyes on any other teams picking you up after your rookie contract expires?
Laszlo Forty-Two: Is rather dumb question in Laszlo's opinion. Laszlo is hopefully going to stay one man team for his whole career. Genuinely Laszlo wants to become legend with whatever team that drafted him and that team is the Colorado Yeti. Is not to say that Laszlo could not be persuaded if contract is very very spicy and appealing but Laszlo doubt any team would be dumb enough to offer that insane amount of money.
The Interviewer: For our last question of the night we actually have a twitter question that has been highly demanded to be asked of you. The question is have the Yeti asked you to change positions at all and would you?
Laszlo Forty-Two: Laszlo does not really want to change positions but for right price perhaps he would but his best position is easily Wide Receiver. Luckily, the Yeti have not asked Mr. Forty-Two to change positions and hopefully they do not. But we will see.
The Interviewer: Okay well, this is sadly the end of the other two part special interview with Laszlo Forty-Two people.
The crowd boo and flame the interviewer. Pretty harsh honestly.
The Interviewer: Hey! Blame the god damn television people for not booking a longer interview! I am just the messenger if anything! Laszlo Forty-Two now that your drafting experiences have ended, I have to ask you what is your final thoughts on it all and if you have any final messages for any type of fan whether Development or National Simulation Football League or Hungarian or American or any other nation for that matter.
Laszlo Forty-Two: Very well. Laszlo is humbled to talk to amazing people who made joining league a dream come true. He work very hard and commit every day to getting better which he feel he did pretty well. Laszlo never really needed an agent so hope he can become light to anyone to show you can be drafted highly just by individual talent and belief in ones self. He hope people in Hungary proud of him and hopefully inspire more people from Europe as a whole to attempt to join league and make something of themselves.
Laszlo would like to thank everyone who read or listened anything he ever said or anyone who ever believed in him and is sorry he did not get drafted higher but The Laz is proud of third place position.
The real work begins now. Mr. Laszlo Forty-Two will now aim to become one of the best Wide Receivers in the history of this world! It will begin in Tijuana Mexico for my beloved Tijuana Luchadores and then to Colorado to help build a great team with the Colorado Yetis.
Mr. Forty-Two hopes you continue to follow him and he looks forward to seeing you people in my upcoming post-draft presser he will be doing quite shortky.
The Interviewer: Very well then. Thank you all for reading and until the next time we see Laszlo we hope you enjoyed the interview. Goodbye.
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