08-07-2019, 06:33 PM
(This post was last modified: 08-10-2019, 02:13 PM by Quigonginger.)
Hey so this is my blog. I'm Max. Some call me Big Chungus. That's fine too.
A little about me and my story, and why I'm aiming big as Naropa University's only player ever to try to crack the NSFL.
First thing's first, most of you are thinking where the hell is Naropa University? Well funny story, I heard there was a school in Boulder, Colorado that was pretty aching for talent. Being the big dude I am, I decided to try and walk-on there. I didn't get any offers really, coming from a performing arts high school, so I needed to find a program that really needed a boost. Unfortunately, I went to the wrong campus and enrolled in Naropa University instead of CU. It's basically a hippy commune that you can get a degree at in universal studies and meditation science. Oops.
Well the first thing I noticed was, there was no real way to walk-on here. Because they don't have a football team. I decided to start a club, which was pretty easy, and found about 30 little hippies that had never heard of football. Now, it's an expensive sport and if it weren't for my dad making it big in real-estate (but not "buy my kid a spot at a real school" big) we wouldn't have stood a chance. But luckily we got the gear we needed, and started practice. The only faculty member that knew anything about football was Professor Mango, and she offered to coach us in the evenings as long as here star-sign was waning or whatever. Awesome, I have a team.
So the next thing we had to do was line up some games. Just about everyone had their schedules set, obviously, but I was able to land us a couple exhibition games versus local junior colleges. We set our first date for mid September when Lone Tree CC didn't have anything scheduled, and basically had our work cut out for us. Prof. Mango and I had to get these tree-hugging hippies in shape and only had 4 weeks to do it.
How did we fare? Well you're gonna have to wait for the next one. It's dinner time and this big boy gotsta EAT!
-Max
(Please grade)
A little about me and my story, and why I'm aiming big as Naropa University's only player ever to try to crack the NSFL.
First thing's first, most of you are thinking where the hell is Naropa University? Well funny story, I heard there was a school in Boulder, Colorado that was pretty aching for talent. Being the big dude I am, I decided to try and walk-on there. I didn't get any offers really, coming from a performing arts high school, so I needed to find a program that really needed a boost. Unfortunately, I went to the wrong campus and enrolled in Naropa University instead of CU. It's basically a hippy commune that you can get a degree at in universal studies and meditation science. Oops.
Well the first thing I noticed was, there was no real way to walk-on here. Because they don't have a football team. I decided to start a club, which was pretty easy, and found about 30 little hippies that had never heard of football. Now, it's an expensive sport and if it weren't for my dad making it big in real-estate (but not "buy my kid a spot at a real school" big) we wouldn't have stood a chance. But luckily we got the gear we needed, and started practice. The only faculty member that knew anything about football was Professor Mango, and she offered to coach us in the evenings as long as here star-sign was waning or whatever. Awesome, I have a team.
So the next thing we had to do was line up some games. Just about everyone had their schedules set, obviously, but I was able to land us a couple exhibition games versus local junior colleges. We set our first date for mid September when Lone Tree CC didn't have anything scheduled, and basically had our work cut out for us. Prof. Mango and I had to get these tree-hugging hippies in shape and only had 4 weeks to do it.
How did we fare? Well you're gonna have to wait for the next one. It's dinner time and this big boy gotsta EAT!
-Max
(Please grade)
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