*Why Scorp Sucks, a history journal

Buttersqauch101 · (This post was last modified: 09-14-2019, 12:11 PM by goodvsevil1275.)

All throughout time, the universe has seen an infinite amount of Football Sim Leagues, some fail, some rise up to be all powerful. But there is always one similarity between every galaxies millions of Sim Leagues. ScorpXCracker. Ever since the beginning of the universe, Scorp has been known to be the only object that can be reborn into a different body and is older than time itself. Around 300,000,000,000 years ago something big happened, the Big Bang to be exact which caused the universe as we know it to be created from what we thought until recently to be humble beginnings, when actually it’s a horrific genocide. My studies have been able to prove that the first known Scorp destroyed a whole universe by becoming the Commissioner of an Internet sports league. Just that one harmless event killed one universe and created another. Which has led to our known history of Why Scorp Sucks.

Chapter 1 Tongue

re-Ancient Beginnings
The year is 345,404,098,271 BC. All that exists in the world is some left over dust from the mass genocide and of course, Scorp. This Scorp was known as TuyuScorp IV showing that he may have been the 4th Scorp to exist in the timeline. There was one thing that somehow had been unscathed in the genocide and that was the planet [REDACTED] with a population of 3 Trillion people. Scorp being the benevolent hatred being he his decided he needed some grub as he was hungry from making a explosion with the force of 12^72737 Black Holes. Scorp in only 5 years time took over the whole planets food supply and became Mega Scorp, dictator of the world. Sucking the way he does he ate the whole planets food supply in only a week, killing the planets population in only a span of three months after becoming dictator. Even with that TuyuScorp was bored of killing and decided to use left over skeletons from ancient senior centers, graveyards and other places of holyness that for legal reasons I must keep REDACTED. He used whatever he could on the planet, and the dust from the genocide in space to form a working American Football Simulation League and became a member of the Head Office creating another big boom this time for creation. He created the first galaxy, and then the second going on and on creating more galaxys so he could kill more people with sim leagues. The Scorp line had found its one fatal flaw, it became to eager to create. TuyuScorp created too many galaxies for himself to destroy and kill so he split himself into infinite versions of himself for each galaxy in hope to be able to cure his blood lust. Which leads us into our next chapter proving why Scorp Sucks.

Chapter 2: Scorp Split
Mega Scorp (TuyuScorp IV) had decided to split himself up into forms of himself that would randomly be reborn after death, just like the anti Christ. Fun fact the Christian Church based off Satan and the Anti-Christ after the first findings of an evil being that has reborn offspring. At this point history goes blank for billions of years due to the fact that this all power full event created cracks in the universe and fractures in time itself leading to different universe hopefully untouched by Scorp and his madness. Our little galaxy got a Scorp for itself which is believed to not have been first spawned on earth and Infact Alpha Centauri which is why we haven’t sent anything there, we are scared of what we will find. Our galaxys first Scorp was named ScorpYChip nicknamed that because of how he would chip off pieces of living beings body’s for his amusement. This Scorp created a civilization named [REDACTED] in the planet of [REDACTED] which lived for estimated 1000-5000 years before it was destroyed by “unknown” causes. ScorpYChip created this civilization as a place of harmony and peace to lure the people into a false sense of security and happiness. The only reason this happened is so Chip could build up power from being weak from the Scorp Split. The following passages tell stories of Scorp during his time in the [REDACTED] Civilization where I show you that Scorp sucks.

During these passages the year will remain unknown due to the fact that it IS unknown by us. In this unknown time in the city of [REDACTED] there is multiple neighborhoods with family’s growing and supporting the current republic and its freedoms. One of these families is the Gonut family who has had 3 current offspring while expecting another. What they didn’t know was that the 4th child was something that shouldn’t exist. Just 3 months ago ScorpYChipA died as the leader of the then great civilization. He was under a false name to protect his identity. When the child was born the family celebrated. For 15 years it was a normal time and nothing special going on. Until the 15 Year Old ScorpYChipB (then named Adolf Gonut) did something no other extremists had the guts to do. He assassinated the new leader of the republic and because of a loophole he had put in the laws in purpose he was the new leader of the then great republic. He changed and molded it into whatever he wanted. First he took away elections, then he got rid of the senate. Whenever an uprising happened he killed whoever involved himself showing off his mad power. Then the first Great War in the existence of our galaxy started. All because Scorp created a Sim Football League with the bordering civilization. Very illegal and was a war crime there. Scorp created a war on purpose just for his amusement as he knew he could easily win it just with a snap of his fingers, but no he didn’t do that. He wanted death the hard way. He Slaughtered every living being on the other side of the war and would kill his own people if they hesitated. He didn’t even have to be there. He just watched through his Football Sim League and laughed. This event changed the public’s opinion of Scorp majorly making it the first time people started to know that Scorp sucks. Entering a new chapter of history

Hello all. I’m working on this as the history of Scorp throughout history and why he sucks. I will be doing this in parts to reduce the workload on me at once. I’ve taken a small break on media and I’ll get back to doing it at once. And yes this is supposed to be kind of edgy because why not. I have no other ideas