*Myrtle Beach Announces Scorp Sucks Day

[Hallmonitor_20]

After the breaking news that the Tijuana Luchadores announced their week 5 matchup against the Buccaneers as "Scorp Day" the Myrtle Beach ownership has fired back announcing the same day as "Scorp Sucks Day".

The Buccaneers will be coming out in uniforms in which every player's name will be "no u" and their Jersey will have a small "Scorp Sucks" patch.

When asked about the event this is what Myrtle Beach GM Derek Yeeter had to say, "Giving a guy like Scorp his own day is a disgrace not only to Tijuana but to the whole league. If we are going to give every coat riding GM their own day then this league is falling to [expletive]."

The week 5 matchup in Tijuana between the Luchadores and the Buccaneers is looking to be a must watch game after these announcements today.

[Dylandeluxe]

A must watch massacre you mean.

[Bigred1580]

This is the kind of media series I can get behind

[Hallmonitor_20]

A must watch massacre you mean.

Alamo 2: Electric Boogaloo

[Eco]

every player's name will be "no u"

It should be "no u (edited)"

[goodvsevil1275]

It should be "no u (edited)"

Lmap (edited)

[PDXBaller]

On this day, we are all Scorp sucks.

[Dylandeluxe]

On this day, we are all Scorp sucks.

We are all Scorp Typos

[Duilio05]

No U (edited)

[124715]

dknt

Scorp sucks lmap (edited)