*Mr 42 on Jordan Jackson staying down to Luchadore

[C9Van]

[Ready for grading. It is about a player in the recent NSFL draft so x1.5 rate. It is roughly about 650 words long. Enjoy]

The Wide Receiver from the Colorado Yeti recently had a super quick interview today and this is what was said.

The Interviewer: First of all, thank you for joining me. It has been quite a long time since we heard from you at all Lazzy.

Laszlo Forty-Two: That is true. Laszlo Forty-Two focus more on the sports than the media. He does not get the money like he used to do.

The Interviewer: So what do you think about the Colorado Yeti's team in general.

Laszlo Forty-Two: Mr. Forty-Two believe team is finally coming together. At one point it was puny. Pathetic. Like new born baby lamb. Easily crushed under biceps Laszlo has, but now it has grown into strong ox! Finally looking like good team that Yeti fans have wanted for so long. The Bubba42 Effect.

The Interviewer: I see, I see. Well, you guys have had a few great drafts in a row and whilst you had a fairly quiet draft you did add Jordan Jackson to the roster. Your thought on this player.

Laszlo Forty-Two: The Laz enjoys watching The Jordan. He plays for best Development Simulation Football League team, the Tijuana Luchadores so of course he is good player. He will do very well for the Colorado Yeti and is important member of the Colorado Yeti core.

The Interviewer: But news recently hit that he has decided to stay down for an extra season to play for the Tijuana Luchadores rather than pop right up to the big leagues. How much does that sting you that you have to wait another season before he plays in Yeti colours.

Laszlo Forty-Two: Mr. Forty-Two believes Jordan is very smart! I encourage all Tijuana Luchadores players to stay down an extra season. To gun awards. To gun another championship. To laugh at the San Antonio Marshals for once again failing to win for the 15th or 500th season in a row!

The Interviewer: Errr...I do not know if you heard but that silly and in my opinion DISGUSTINGLY INHUMAN GIT of a General Manager relocated them to somewhere else! So he could not even do that if he tried.

Laszlo Forty-Two: Oh. That is good.

The Interviewer: What?!

Laszlo Forty-Two: The San Antonio Marshals were my bitch during my playing and scouting seasons. They are cursed. A fresh start is a smart decision. New identity. New fans. New competition. Competition for the Luchadores will give Jordan Jackson and others more character and competitiveness for major league. Only Portland Pythons have Laszlo's respect in Development Simulation Football League. Laszlo respect General Manager for making Marshal fans cry like baby wanting diaper change! Hopefully he make team challenge the Luchadores for more entertainment. Wish that new team well.

Going back to Jordan. Laszlo Forty-Two get why he stay down. Laszlo did the same thing to the Colorado Yeti. They really were in need of quality and improvements at the time. Laszlo go up to General Manager. Look him in eyes. Fear. Say "Laszlo Forty-Two staying down extra season." He shockingly agree to it. So having our new kicker and punter do same. Laszlo think very good idea!

Laszlo Forty-Two look forward to playing with him in near future.

The Interviewer: Oh, one final question whilst I have you. What about the more exciting free agents the Colorado Yeti have added into the league! Surely with those amazing players get you as hyped as the Colorado Yeti fans are for this upcoming season.

Laszlo Forty-Two: Mr. Forty-Two believe they are okay. Will see how it goes. One game at a time. Hoping Back of Quarters does not get scared to throw to Laszlo again this season or The Laz will break him. That is all.

The Interviewer: Well, that is all we have time for. We wish not just Jordan Jackson a good season but everyone stayiing down. Good bye for now!