[div align=\\\"center\\\"]The Poopy Pigskin Season 1 - Week 7
Poopy Pigskin Index and Rules - Season Index
After a close defeat at the hands of the Yellowknife Wraiths which saw the Orange County Otters snatch defeat from the jaws of victory we have a rematch between the two teams. The NSFC is once again at risk of conceding the Poopy Pigskin to its conference. The question is which team will rise to the occasion in this rubber match.
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Week 7
Game Score:
24 - 0 
Offensive Lineman of the Game: Hamilton, C. Like last game Hamilton is the Offensive Lineman of the Game. As a team the Orange County Otters didn't allow a single sack. Hamilton had the most pancakes in the game with 4 and didn't cause a single penalty.
Poopy Pigskin Owner Before Game: Orange County Otters
Poopy Pigskin Owner After Game: Yellowknife Wraiths
Poopiest Player of the Game: Orosz, C. You might see this pick and say "Cal why did you choose Orosz? He didn't throw any interceptions and he didn't fumble the ball." Well to you I say because his job is to effectively distribute the ball to his backs and receivers. If you don't get a single 1st down (that's right ZERO first downs for Yellowknife this game) in a game then you have absolutely failed as a quarterback. That is 13 drives where you could have made something happen but went down in three plays. Honestly I'm surprised this was even possible, what an awful display of what I think was supposed to be football.
Cleanest Wipe of the Game: Tomlinson, A.Orange County really won this game as a team. All three touchdowns were scored by different people, both quarterbacks made it into the game, 6 different receivers were involved in successful passing plays, and every defensive player contribute at least one tackle to the game. But the player who did the most was Tomlinson. 7 tackles and 5 sacks. I've never seen another player take over a game like that before, Yellowknife's offensive line was terrified every time they stepped onto the field and it clearly effected Orosz's performance.
The Story of the Dump: This is a tale of absolute domination. From the moment the two teams stepped onto the field Orange County was dominating the Wraiths. By the end of the game the score 24 - 0 in favor of the Otters, Orosz had been sacked 10 times and the entire Yellowknife squad was demoralized. It's been a while since I've seen such a poor performance from an offense as to not get a single first down, but there's a first time for everything I suppose.
[div align=\\\"center\\\"]The Poopiest Teams in the NSFL
With this victory the Orange County Otters save themselves from becoming the sole owners of The Longest Shit Thus Far. However they are still the Poopiest Team in the NSFL with 3 losses in Poopy Pigskin games.
Orange County Otters - 3
Baltimore Hawks - 2
Arizona Outlaws - 1
Colorado Yeti - 1
Yellowknife Wraiths - 1
San Jose Sabercats - 0
The Longest Shit Thus Far
2 Games - Baltimore Hawks
S1 - Week 2
S1 - Week 3
2 Games - Orange County Otters
S1 - Week 5
S1 - Week 6
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Poopy Pigskin Index and Rules - Season Index
After a close defeat at the hands of the Yellowknife Wraiths which saw the Orange County Otters snatch defeat from the jaws of victory we have a rematch between the two teams. The NSFC is once again at risk of conceding the Poopy Pigskin to its conference. The question is which team will rise to the occasion in this rubber match.
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Week 7
Game Score:
24 - 0 Offensive Lineman of the Game: Hamilton, C. Like last game Hamilton is the Offensive Lineman of the Game. As a team the Orange County Otters didn't allow a single sack. Hamilton had the most pancakes in the game with 4 and didn't cause a single penalty.
Poopy Pigskin Owner Before Game: Orange County Otters
Poopy Pigskin Owner After Game: Yellowknife Wraiths
Poopiest Player of the Game: Orosz, C. You might see this pick and say "Cal why did you choose Orosz? He didn't throw any interceptions and he didn't fumble the ball." Well to you I say because his job is to effectively distribute the ball to his backs and receivers. If you don't get a single 1st down (that's right ZERO first downs for Yellowknife this game) in a game then you have absolutely failed as a quarterback. That is 13 drives where you could have made something happen but went down in three plays. Honestly I'm surprised this was even possible, what an awful display of what I think was supposed to be football.
Cleanest Wipe of the Game: Tomlinson, A.Orange County really won this game as a team. All three touchdowns were scored by different people, both quarterbacks made it into the game, 6 different receivers were involved in successful passing plays, and every defensive player contribute at least one tackle to the game. But the player who did the most was Tomlinson. 7 tackles and 5 sacks. I've never seen another player take over a game like that before, Yellowknife's offensive line was terrified every time they stepped onto the field and it clearly effected Orosz's performance.
The Story of the Dump: This is a tale of absolute domination. From the moment the two teams stepped onto the field Orange County was dominating the Wraiths. By the end of the game the score 24 - 0 in favor of the Otters, Orosz had been sacked 10 times and the entire Yellowknife squad was demoralized. It's been a while since I've seen such a poor performance from an offense as to not get a single first down, but there's a first time for everything I suppose.
[div align=\\\"center\\\"]The Poopiest Teams in the NSFL
With this victory the Orange County Otters save themselves from becoming the sole owners of The Longest Shit Thus Far. However they are still the Poopiest Team in the NSFL with 3 losses in Poopy Pigskin games.
Orange County Otters - 3
Baltimore Hawks - 2
Arizona Outlaws - 1
Colorado Yeti - 1
Yellowknife Wraiths - 1
San Jose Sabercats - 0
The Longest Shit Thus Far
2 Games - Baltimore Hawks S1 - Week 2
S1 - Week 3
2 Games - Orange County Otters S1 - Week 5
S1 - Week 6
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