Greetings Brothers and Sisters! My name is brother Jeffie, the disciple of Jeffrey and Gaston. Today, I want to introduce you to your real gods, Jeffrey and Gaston, and their church, the Church of Jeffrey. Jeffrey is our lord and savior. We are not worthy of Jeffrey. We must serve Jeffrey at all time, for we are in this world to serve him. Gaston is the god of all gods. He created our heaven, MBC, also known as Myrtle Beach Cove. That is where pure brothers go after having served the lord their entire life. Sinners can not enter MBC. Instead, they go rot in the firey halls of the false lord Gimmy. Gimmy is the devil, the anti-jeff, the false lord. He resides in a city that shall not be named, because it is a sin to pronounce its name, and it would be disrespectful to Gaston to do so. The false lord Gimmy is the one who tempts us. He wants us to bring us away of our gods. He's trying to get more people in his land, by making us believe we can live without Gaston and lord Jeffrey. This is obviously not possible, because Gaston created us to serve lord Jeffrey, so this is the only purpose of our lives. I know this can seem exaggerated or fake, but it's not. Why else would Jeffrey lead his class in tpe? The only explanation is that he's a god. So please, join the Church of Jeffrey. We are already over 15 and our church keeps growing (the number might be 20 now, we're growing too fast to keep track of it). If you don't join, the false lord Gimmy will take over the league and you won't be able to do anything about it.
Jeffs unite to fight the system
Overthrow the tyranny
And the false lord Gimmy - Brother Jeffrey420XXX69XXX360NOSCOPE
Here is a picture of our god, and we pray to this picture every night(I have a framed copy in every room of my house)
Jeffs unite to fight the system
Overthrow the tyranny
And the false lord Gimmy - Brother Jeffrey420XXX69XXX360NOSCOPE
Here is a picture of our god, and we pray to this picture every night(I have a framed copy in every room of my house)
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