Who does Mike Lee want to play with?
Coming into the DSFL draft, players usually can't make claims on who they want to play with. I do not give a rip though, so I will publicly declare the prospects that I would most want to play with that are coming into the draft.
Starting off with myself, Mike Lee, I will undoubtedly be one of the best, if not the best, receivers in this class. I have a hall of fame player here already and another 650 TPE LB next to that. Had I not gotten bored of seeing me get 8 tackles a game and no other stats before being kicked out of LB to S, I would have stayed around and been a bigger force than I already was. My loyalty to Arizona killed me in all honesty. My player now, though, is a stud. He is a 6'3 225 pound speed receiver. An absolute tank with rare dimensions will be able to change an offense. Throw on top of that that I know how this sim works, it only makes sense that I would be a player that I would want to play with. I am an absolute unit and there's no disputing it.
Ben Slothlisberger, QB
Ok basically, slothfacekilla is going to earn a lot of TPE and that just seems like a guarantee. Throw on top of it that he is a quarterback already? It makes sense for a wide receiver of my caliber to want to play with a guy that I know can throw me the ball. I remember Johnny Slothface coming into the league and me fearing that he could end up being a better player than me. I have no idea if he was because I left, but I know that he earned over 1k TPE. Slothlisberger is going to be a top tier QB in the DSFL sooner rather than later, so I would definitely be excited about pairing up on the same team. He is a lock to be a top two pick, it would seem, so I would have to slide to round 2 or 3 to allow this to happen. Who knows, only a few people probably actually remember me in the old ages.
Monterrey Jack, QB
Wow, honestly no idea who this guy's previously player was. It shows that he is a GM though, so it is pretty safe to assume that this will be another guy who earns a lot of TPE at the QB position. I would obviously love to play beside a guy who is building himself to be not just a DSFL quarterback, but an NSFL franchise quarterback. I will say that one con to a GM being the quarterback could be that he knows he is going to need a QB sooner than later and he could call himself up really early to start building the future, but I would assume I would get to play with him a decent amount and build a good rapport.
Colby Jack, QB
Another GM as a QB, whaaaat? I don't really know flyeaglesfly either, but I'm pretty sure he had a really good player before or at least was and is a high TPE earner. He is in the same tier as the other Jack and Sloth because they have similar positive attributes about them. A gunslinger to get me the ball when I'm open (all the time). I would have no issue with any of these three quarterbacks and because I don't really know the difference between Monterrey and Colby Jack, it is pretty much an obligation to put them on this list. Plus I really like cheese even though it makes my stomach hurt.
White Goodman, RB
This guy gucci was formerly Brock Landers. Teammate and champion with Leighton Lee I believe. I know he is a really high TPE earner and him in the backfield would take some of the pressure off of the passing game, making it easier for me to thrive. I know he kind of randomly left, so that could potentially be a concern. I don't really mind it, though, because I have also left before. He is once again a top TPE earner and would easily be a first rounder if he wasn't an expansion GM that had to be taken in the second round. He was a good guy in the locker room and had a solid player (while being mildly obsessed with the league). I would be ecstatic to have the chance to run it back with Mr. Gucci.
Thomas Pressmann, WR
StamkosFan is a good user and I think I recognize him from being a good player in the SHL as well. I'm pretty sure he had a saucy WR before this one, so I wouldn't be mad at him being on the same WR corps as me. I feel like I will end up being the best receiver, but there's no problem with pairing a few of the best WR together to create an elite passing game. We will see if he stays active, but so far so good and he has seemed like a nice guy from a distance. I would be very happy to have him in the same position group for me on some team.
Kevin Koh, WR
Appears to have done a lot of point tasks so far. He also appears to be Asian based on the name, which is a huge plus lets be honest. I have no idea who he is other than he is new and I have seen his name a few places as well as having seen him do some tasks to rack up that TPE. I think it would be cool to have a new guy on the same team at the same position as me and I could help him adjust. But let's be honest, I'm a tad bit narcissistic, so who knows if I would even end up helping him the way that I think I would. Oh well, seems like a good enough teammate to get me excited for it.
Jeffrey Phillips, TE
Slowly evolving into one of the sim league elites, legendary status. I see him do like everything in SHL, so I don't know if that has a chance to hamper his activity, but he is a living legend so I would be excited to be on the same team as him. I think TEs have trouble getting stats in this sim engine, but he has already had one very successful player in Robert Phelps, who has been disputed as a potential Hall of Famer even. I think I would like playing with DrunkenTeddy but who knows. Can never have too many elite TPE earners on one team.
Tommy Sacamano, OL
Sounds Italian, go ahead and sign me up. I saw his name and if Tommy is really the man, then go ahead and put him on an OL to protect my quarterback. I think the team bought OL are usually better in the DSFL, but I can't really remember. I don't care, seems like an absolute unit and I like playing with fridges. Also I'm just hoping he can make me some Italian food or give me some good recipes in the locker room because I'm trying to get absolutely massive.
Phat Boi, DT
Interesting concept. DT's don't usually get great stats I don't think, but I'm sure they influence the game. The first overall pick in the league was Shaka before he left to start his own league (lol idiot). The guy was a flame-out and I don't really like him in general but whatever. Phat Boi, on the other hand, is pretty likable and a nice guy in the Discord. I can't really ask for much more than active and nice, so he is obviously on the list of guys I would like to play with. I have no idea what his build is or anything, but it's not really that hard to have a decent build so I have faith that it would be worth it to be his teammate. GoodLck
Stanislaw Koniecpolski, LB
Yeah, I said it, I would like to play with a Hall of Famer. Majeisu (I think is the name) is an elite agent/player in this league and I will treat him as such. Having had two rather successful linebackers, I know how important it is to have linebackers on defense that can play. I have played with guys like Raymond Vans, Leighton Lee, Jaylon Lee, and Harriff Ernston, and I have won bowls with each of them. The importance of good linebacker play cannot be overstated and I wholeheartedly believe it is the most important position on defense (kind of). I would love to have a guy who was a HOF on my team at the position and maybe I could even help him create a great LB if he needed it. Probably not because I am an idiot.
Tyler Oles Jr, CB
I'm pretty sure the first Tyler Oles is in the Hall of Fame or something, so I wouldn't mind playing with this guy. I think he was my GM while I was inactive at one point and I think we won a championship. We also might not have. Anyways, I say get this guy on my team and get all of the Hall of Famers together. Spend a few year in the juniors together forming a super team stock full of elite level users and talent. If a GM actually took this game plan I'm sure it would turn out for them. Except a decent number of us are also bums so who actually knows.
Cadillac Harris, CB
This one is based on the name alone. How incredible of a name is Cadillac Harris? Almost like Cadillac Williams. Maybe one day we will get Porsche Lamborghini or something. Anyways, he has been pretty active and CB play is important as well. Look at Dermot that absolute idiot, but he won a decent number of games. Harris seems to be a good guy who will earn a decent amount of TPE, which is really all you need to be good. I would like to play with him and say something like "Riding around in a Cadillac" or something as a title. Or "Living Life in the Fast Lane." Whatever, let's just get drafted together already.
Quinn Hughes, S
I saw this guy in the Discord talking about how he is a safety, so it made me think, wow I actually noticed somebody in the Discord he must either be active or relatively cool. Anyways, he seemed like a pretty nice guy excited to learn about the league and hopefully make a good player. I think safeties are relatively important, especially when they are good enough to slide them down or put them in a lot of different positions. To be able to play a lot of positions you need good attributes across the board, so an active safety is a good option in my books.
All Kickers
I don't give a rip about which kicker I play with I just need him to be able to make his field goals. So whoever wants to make his field goals is the guy that I want on my team. Kickers are people too but usually they just make me mad because they mess up. And that's the tea.
These are some guys I have seen create and would like to play with based on talent, history, and just a firm belief that these are good guys that could end up being good. Obviously we won't all end up together and this is just a lot of top end talent, but who else would I want to play with? This draft is obviously very deep and I have no idea who 95% of the people in it are, but I can't wait to get drafted and have new members to haze, I mean teammates to bond with.
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Coming into the DSFL draft, players usually can't make claims on who they want to play with. I do not give a rip though, so I will publicly declare the prospects that I would most want to play with that are coming into the draft.
Starting off with myself, Mike Lee, I will undoubtedly be one of the best, if not the best, receivers in this class. I have a hall of fame player here already and another 650 TPE LB next to that. Had I not gotten bored of seeing me get 8 tackles a game and no other stats before being kicked out of LB to S, I would have stayed around and been a bigger force than I already was. My loyalty to Arizona killed me in all honesty. My player now, though, is a stud. He is a 6'3 225 pound speed receiver. An absolute tank with rare dimensions will be able to change an offense. Throw on top of that that I know how this sim works, it only makes sense that I would be a player that I would want to play with. I am an absolute unit and there's no disputing it.
Ben Slothlisberger, QB
Ok basically, slothfacekilla is going to earn a lot of TPE and that just seems like a guarantee. Throw on top of it that he is a quarterback already? It makes sense for a wide receiver of my caliber to want to play with a guy that I know can throw me the ball. I remember Johnny Slothface coming into the league and me fearing that he could end up being a better player than me. I have no idea if he was because I left, but I know that he earned over 1k TPE. Slothlisberger is going to be a top tier QB in the DSFL sooner rather than later, so I would definitely be excited about pairing up on the same team. He is a lock to be a top two pick, it would seem, so I would have to slide to round 2 or 3 to allow this to happen. Who knows, only a few people probably actually remember me in the old ages.
Monterrey Jack, QB
Wow, honestly no idea who this guy's previously player was. It shows that he is a GM though, so it is pretty safe to assume that this will be another guy who earns a lot of TPE at the QB position. I would obviously love to play beside a guy who is building himself to be not just a DSFL quarterback, but an NSFL franchise quarterback. I will say that one con to a GM being the quarterback could be that he knows he is going to need a QB sooner than later and he could call himself up really early to start building the future, but I would assume I would get to play with him a decent amount and build a good rapport.
Colby Jack, QB
Another GM as a QB, whaaaat? I don't really know flyeaglesfly either, but I'm pretty sure he had a really good player before or at least was and is a high TPE earner. He is in the same tier as the other Jack and Sloth because they have similar positive attributes about them. A gunslinger to get me the ball when I'm open (all the time). I would have no issue with any of these three quarterbacks and because I don't really know the difference between Monterrey and Colby Jack, it is pretty much an obligation to put them on this list. Plus I really like cheese even though it makes my stomach hurt.
White Goodman, RB
This guy gucci was formerly Brock Landers. Teammate and champion with Leighton Lee I believe. I know he is a really high TPE earner and him in the backfield would take some of the pressure off of the passing game, making it easier for me to thrive. I know he kind of randomly left, so that could potentially be a concern. I don't really mind it, though, because I have also left before. He is once again a top TPE earner and would easily be a first rounder if he wasn't an expansion GM that had to be taken in the second round. He was a good guy in the locker room and had a solid player (while being mildly obsessed with the league). I would be ecstatic to have the chance to run it back with Mr. Gucci.
Thomas Pressmann, WR
StamkosFan is a good user and I think I recognize him from being a good player in the SHL as well. I'm pretty sure he had a saucy WR before this one, so I wouldn't be mad at him being on the same WR corps as me. I feel like I will end up being the best receiver, but there's no problem with pairing a few of the best WR together to create an elite passing game. We will see if he stays active, but so far so good and he has seemed like a nice guy from a distance. I would be very happy to have him in the same position group for me on some team.
Kevin Koh, WR
Appears to have done a lot of point tasks so far. He also appears to be Asian based on the name, which is a huge plus lets be honest. I have no idea who he is other than he is new and I have seen his name a few places as well as having seen him do some tasks to rack up that TPE. I think it would be cool to have a new guy on the same team at the same position as me and I could help him adjust. But let's be honest, I'm a tad bit narcissistic, so who knows if I would even end up helping him the way that I think I would. Oh well, seems like a good enough teammate to get me excited for it.
Jeffrey Phillips, TE
Slowly evolving into one of the sim league elites, legendary status. I see him do like everything in SHL, so I don't know if that has a chance to hamper his activity, but he is a living legend so I would be excited to be on the same team as him. I think TEs have trouble getting stats in this sim engine, but he has already had one very successful player in Robert Phelps, who has been disputed as a potential Hall of Famer even. I think I would like playing with DrunkenTeddy but who knows. Can never have too many elite TPE earners on one team.
Tommy Sacamano, OL
Sounds Italian, go ahead and sign me up. I saw his name and if Tommy is really the man, then go ahead and put him on an OL to protect my quarterback. I think the team bought OL are usually better in the DSFL, but I can't really remember. I don't care, seems like an absolute unit and I like playing with fridges. Also I'm just hoping he can make me some Italian food or give me some good recipes in the locker room because I'm trying to get absolutely massive.
Phat Boi, DT
Interesting concept. DT's don't usually get great stats I don't think, but I'm sure they influence the game. The first overall pick in the league was Shaka before he left to start his own league (lol idiot). The guy was a flame-out and I don't really like him in general but whatever. Phat Boi, on the other hand, is pretty likable and a nice guy in the Discord. I can't really ask for much more than active and nice, so he is obviously on the list of guys I would like to play with. I have no idea what his build is or anything, but it's not really that hard to have a decent build so I have faith that it would be worth it to be his teammate. GoodLck
Stanislaw Koniecpolski, LB
Yeah, I said it, I would like to play with a Hall of Famer. Majeisu (I think is the name) is an elite agent/player in this league and I will treat him as such. Having had two rather successful linebackers, I know how important it is to have linebackers on defense that can play. I have played with guys like Raymond Vans, Leighton Lee, Jaylon Lee, and Harriff Ernston, and I have won bowls with each of them. The importance of good linebacker play cannot be overstated and I wholeheartedly believe it is the most important position on defense (kind of). I would love to have a guy who was a HOF on my team at the position and maybe I could even help him create a great LB if he needed it. Probably not because I am an idiot.
Tyler Oles Jr, CB
I'm pretty sure the first Tyler Oles is in the Hall of Fame or something, so I wouldn't mind playing with this guy. I think he was my GM while I was inactive at one point and I think we won a championship. We also might not have. Anyways, I say get this guy on my team and get all of the Hall of Famers together. Spend a few year in the juniors together forming a super team stock full of elite level users and talent. If a GM actually took this game plan I'm sure it would turn out for them. Except a decent number of us are also bums so who actually knows.
Cadillac Harris, CB
This one is based on the name alone. How incredible of a name is Cadillac Harris? Almost like Cadillac Williams. Maybe one day we will get Porsche Lamborghini or something. Anyways, he has been pretty active and CB play is important as well. Look at Dermot that absolute idiot, but he won a decent number of games. Harris seems to be a good guy who will earn a decent amount of TPE, which is really all you need to be good. I would like to play with him and say something like "Riding around in a Cadillac" or something as a title. Or "Living Life in the Fast Lane." Whatever, let's just get drafted together already.
Quinn Hughes, S
I saw this guy in the Discord talking about how he is a safety, so it made me think, wow I actually noticed somebody in the Discord he must either be active or relatively cool. Anyways, he seemed like a pretty nice guy excited to learn about the league and hopefully make a good player. I think safeties are relatively important, especially when they are good enough to slide them down or put them in a lot of different positions. To be able to play a lot of positions you need good attributes across the board, so an active safety is a good option in my books.
All Kickers
I don't give a rip about which kicker I play with I just need him to be able to make his field goals. So whoever wants to make his field goals is the guy that I want on my team. Kickers are people too but usually they just make me mad because they mess up. And that's the tea.
These are some guys I have seen create and would like to play with based on talent, history, and just a firm belief that these are good guys that could end up being good. Obviously we won't all end up together and this is just a lot of top end talent, but who else would I want to play with? This draft is obviously very deep and I have no idea who 95% of the people in it are, but I can't wait to get drafted and have new members to haze, I mean teammates to bond with.
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