Hailing from Akron, Ohio Samuel Sackson Sr has walked the beaten path. People talk about the roads they took, the decisions they made. The blood, the sweat and the tears. Talking is one thing, actions are another.
BLOOD - it runs through his veins, ice cold. This man shows no mercy. Literally, steals candy from babies. A quarterbacks worst nightmare, the relentless energy that Samuel Sackson plays with can only be compared to that of a cheetah attacking a baby antelope. Except Samuel Sackson wasn’t hungry, he just wanted the thrill of the chase.
Sweat - an abundance of it, this man perspires more than an albino sun bathing. He started sweating at a young age, after LeBron screamed “CLEVELAND, THIS IS FOR YOU!!” He hasn’t stopped dripping. This is to his benefit, offensive linemen slip off him, to quote one Tackle he regularly beat (not that beat) getting your hands on Sackson is like lubing your hands and gripping an Eel, except the Eel is 6”4 and won’t stop crying.
Tears - oh boy, don’t get him started. Sackson makes Vernon Davis look like the hardest man on earth. Think Knowshawn Moreno level flow. Nobody quite knows why, but they certainly aren’t tears of sadness.
Samuel Sackson is the epitome of Blood, Sweat and Tears. This can’t miss, once in a fortnight prospect will be an absolute game wrecker. Don’t let your quarterback be the baby antelope. Sackson - class of 22
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BLOOD - it runs through his veins, ice cold. This man shows no mercy. Literally, steals candy from babies. A quarterbacks worst nightmare, the relentless energy that Samuel Sackson plays with can only be compared to that of a cheetah attacking a baby antelope. Except Samuel Sackson wasn’t hungry, he just wanted the thrill of the chase.
Sweat - an abundance of it, this man perspires more than an albino sun bathing. He started sweating at a young age, after LeBron screamed “CLEVELAND, THIS IS FOR YOU!!” He hasn’t stopped dripping. This is to his benefit, offensive linemen slip off him, to quote one Tackle he regularly beat (not that beat) getting your hands on Sackson is like lubing your hands and gripping an Eel, except the Eel is 6”4 and won’t stop crying.
Tears - oh boy, don’t get him started. Sackson makes Vernon Davis look like the hardest man on earth. Think Knowshawn Moreno level flow. Nobody quite knows why, but they certainly aren’t tears of sadness.
Samuel Sackson is the epitome of Blood, Sweat and Tears. This can’t miss, once in a fortnight prospect will be an absolute game wrecker. Don’t let your quarterback be the baby antelope. Sackson - class of 22
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