His sultry kisses tasted just like Thanksgiving mashed potatoes. They brought back fond memories of my mother I thought I had locked away within the Kevlar walls of my mind. Buttersqauch made me question every aspect of my chemical identity.
I knew that if we ever shared a locker room, I was done for. There was nothing I could do to resist his arrogant charm and self-assured optimism.
When we headed to the locker room after war was waged on the field, I knew it was time to accept what I had always known about myself.
The coach gave out the game balls, but my mind was on other things. I hardly listened to the post-game speech. I was enamored.
If Butters taught me anything, it was ignore all the rules and follow your heart. Even if it meant being banned from the league.
I headed for the showers with the rest of the team. I had to get my mind straight, even if the rest of me wasn’t.
I heard rumors around the league that the reason everyone called him Butters wasn’t what was told to the media and the majority of the league. For those that had the chance to know Butters on a deeper level, it was a calling card. Once you let him in your soul, he would never let you go.
I knew that if we ever shared a locker room, I was done for. There was nothing I could do to resist his arrogant charm and self-assured optimism.
When we headed to the locker room after war was waged on the field, I knew it was time to accept what I had always known about myself.
The coach gave out the game balls, but my mind was on other things. I hardly listened to the post-game speech. I was enamored.
If Butters taught me anything, it was ignore all the rules and follow your heart. Even if it meant being banned from the league.
I headed for the showers with the rest of the team. I had to get my mind straight, even if the rest of me wasn’t.
I heard rumors around the league that the reason everyone called him Butters wasn’t what was told to the media and the majority of the league. For those that had the chance to know Butters on a deeper level, it was a calling card. Once you let him in your soul, he would never let you go.
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