John Smirh has still not been available for comment, but some close sources to Smirh have stated that John Smirh is tired of being in between Bubba Thumper. He was supposed to get his own locker, and his own spot on the Defensive Line, but instead he’s up Bubba 24/7/365. These are some of the issues that John Smirh has dealt with in Colorado in his short tenure there. Another close representative of Smirh stated “Peter Brand? More like Peter Bland. He is such a weirdly normal person. How could people want to play for that nerd? He wears a suit and tie every day, no variation, no anything. He’s just there.”
These comments are coming to light soon after the statement that Peter Brand came out with, talking about how the Yeti organization is committed to all their players. John Smirh supposedly does not feel this way but is still unavailable for comments. A lot of infighting has been going on between John Smirh’s closest friends and relatives as well, some stating that he wants to go to Chicago, while others just know he wants out of Colorado in general. There are a select few in his regime, that state John is content and happy in Colorado, but who ever listens to those people. TMZ Footage came out over the weekend of John coming out of a strip club, completely wasted and fell multiple times while walking to his vehicle. There was no Designated Driver either, so we can only assume that he drove intoxicated home. As of now, there is no warrant out for his arrest, but it is something else that we will keep tabs on. The Denver Police Department has stated “We are investigating the situation at the current moment, and when we believe we have all of the facts straight, we will make our decision then. If John Smirh has anything, he wants to come forward with now, then please do so. Otherwise we will continue to work diligently with the Colorado Yeti franchise and get all the information they also have about this series of incidents. No further comment at this time.”
So, to break it all down. John Smirh potentially wants out of Colorado, He frequents the Strip Clubs in Denver nightly, even on game nights, potential locations for him to go are Chicago, and literally any other team in the league. A select few close sources say he wants to stay in Colorado. He drinks and drives. John has a lot of issues going on in Denver right now and probably needs to be involved in an intervention or Alcoholics Anonymous. It also looks like the Denver Police Department is investigating John Smirh and all of the recent events that he has been involved in, including but not limited to, Public Intoxication, Public Urination, Public Indecency, and driving through red lights. Also, supposedly his sources think Peter Brand is “Bland”. Nothing new outside of what has been given to us today, and we will continue to keep you informed about what is going on in Denver. Until next time, stay classy, NSFL.
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These comments are coming to light soon after the statement that Peter Brand came out with, talking about how the Yeti organization is committed to all their players. John Smirh supposedly does not feel this way but is still unavailable for comments. A lot of infighting has been going on between John Smirh’s closest friends and relatives as well, some stating that he wants to go to Chicago, while others just know he wants out of Colorado in general. There are a select few in his regime, that state John is content and happy in Colorado, but who ever listens to those people. TMZ Footage came out over the weekend of John coming out of a strip club, completely wasted and fell multiple times while walking to his vehicle. There was no Designated Driver either, so we can only assume that he drove intoxicated home. As of now, there is no warrant out for his arrest, but it is something else that we will keep tabs on. The Denver Police Department has stated “We are investigating the situation at the current moment, and when we believe we have all of the facts straight, we will make our decision then. If John Smirh has anything, he wants to come forward with now, then please do so. Otherwise we will continue to work diligently with the Colorado Yeti franchise and get all the information they also have about this series of incidents. No further comment at this time.”
So, to break it all down. John Smirh potentially wants out of Colorado, He frequents the Strip Clubs in Denver nightly, even on game nights, potential locations for him to go are Chicago, and literally any other team in the league. A select few close sources say he wants to stay in Colorado. He drinks and drives. John has a lot of issues going on in Denver right now and probably needs to be involved in an intervention or Alcoholics Anonymous. It also looks like the Denver Police Department is investigating John Smirh and all of the recent events that he has been involved in, including but not limited to, Public Intoxication, Public Urination, Public Indecency, and driving through red lights. Also, supposedly his sources think Peter Brand is “Bland”. Nothing new outside of what has been given to us today, and we will continue to keep you informed about what is going on in Denver. Until next time, stay classy, NSFL.
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