*A Warning To All S24 Prospects

Rusfan · (This post was last modified: 05-30-2020, 11:19 PM by Rusfan.)

At exactly 9:33 PM EST Minnesota Grey Ducks GM Dewalt27 wrote "Stawb milk better than choccy milk." 6 minutes later at 9:39 PM EST, he claimed that "I will not recruit any prospects that don't agree."

Let this post serve as a warning to any prospects hoping to achieve their dreams in the DSFL, if Minnesota tries to draft you, shout, scream, fight to your last breath. Do anything you can think of, but DON'T let them take you.

I hear their cafeteria only serves strawberry milk to go with strawberry ice cream. Do you want fruit? Well, enjoy these strawberries. It's horrible. It's inhumane, but it's also what Minnesota does.

As of the posting of this article, it appears Kansas City is also in league with these heathens. Take this into consideration. if enough of us come together on this we can turn the tide. They can't stand against us all.

I want to end this article with a personal message for any who share our opinion on this crucial issue. You are not alone. There are more of us than there are of them. Keep fighting, and we will win.

For those who support the disgusting mix of strawberries and milk, and especially those in positions of power, just know that you are losing the best of the best prospects in this draft, and your team's record will reflect this.

(EDIT)
It seems that now, an hour after this article has gone up, a parley of sorts has been reached between the two parties. In the interest of peace between us, I propose that we all lay down our arms. Strawberry or Chocolate we are all allied with our love for calcium and the benefits it provides us. I think this conflict is a good reminder that beneath the veneer of different flavors we choose we are all human. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.