*Daymond Brooks (MIN) Pre-S23 Presser

[ForSucksFake]

Hey, all. It me. I’m here for my presser, so apply that pressure. All questions will get answered, even @Dewalt27’s “Who are you? Why are you?”

Who is your favourite Honolulu gm?

Who is your favourite member in the locker room?

Is a hot dog a sandwich?

Are the ducks winning a cup this year?

How hard is Brooks going to celebrate after winning a cup?

Dwaven

Well, it’s a pretty easy choice to make with so many Ducks getting called up. Snowy has got to be the answer here. We’ve been teammates since our DSFL draft.

Yes. Does it have big yummy meat tucked between supple buns?

Hard to say. MB, Tijuana both retained a lot of capped players. We hope to stay competitive in S23, but we lost a lot of the team due to call-ups.

If we win the cup, I’ll piss in it, drink it, then burn Minnesota to the ground. All the melted ice will cause a flood that turns the Midwest region into a water park.

Will Minnesota be able to hold off Portland and Kansas City for second place in the division?

How much does that playoff loss hurt after being the lead favorite, by a wide margin, to make the Ultimini?

It was maddening at first, but I realized at the end of the day, if we’re all getting our updates in, that’s what truly matters. So to be there after the season we had in S21, I consider it a success 

Any individual goals for the season?

Well, I made the Pro Bowl and placed third in WROTY, so I’d like to get nominations for both again. Perhaps set the all-time Grey Duck TD reception record.

Between 2 and 3, how many times will London layeth the smackdown on Minnesota and make them smeeeeeelllllllll what the Royals are cooking?

We’ll probably split this year. Congrats on making the Ultimini, by the way.

Welcome back to the Grey Ducks! What went into your decision to come home?

Well, I definitely had a place in Honolulu. But I felt I could make a bigger impact in Minnesota by helping new players and fellow DSFL vets continue the earning grind. I also wanted to be here to help you out as a new GM in Minnesota. We had a lot of call-ups and I didn’t want you worrying about WR when there are so many other needs each year in the DSFL. 

What are you hoping to accomplish in your third season with the Ducks?

Find my place in the Wing of Honor.

What kind of numbers can we expect from you this season?

Well, we still have two really great WRs even with Tylus joining San Jose. But I could probably haul in 8 TDS.

Congratulations on being named a team captain! What does this mean to you?

Everything. I won’t let you down. It’s the greatest honor.

Hello and good time appropriate greeting to you FSF! Since you said all questions will get answered I am going to take that as an opportunity to try to provide you plenty of material to work with here. While also allowing myself to be my verbose self so that you can pad your count a little bit. I trust that that is alright with you.

1. It has been a while I would say since the last time that we spoke, and so I will start off with a good question to cover that. How have you been?

I’ve been good! Haven’t heard from you in a bit but I’m always inspired by your positivity. What song should I listen to today?

2. I am not sure if this is public knowledge or not given everything going on right now, however I will say thank you for your lovely contributions and that I personally really appreciate it. That is not a question and so I will just ask is that public knowledge? Can I thank you from the rooftops for that whole thing?

Do you mean the Pride logos? It was the least that I could do for a league that has been so welcoming to me.

3. Minnesota to Hawaii would be a big change in so many different ways as you well know. Do you think the considerable change would have impacted your game more than the fact that you would be going from the Developmental Simulation Football League to the National Simulation Football League, and did that have any impact on you staying in Minnesota for the time being?

Yes, definitely. Honolulu has three great young WRs. I know that it would have been hard to get on the field even though I definitely would be flattered to be in Honolulu in S23. Like I told Voiceless, I knew I could have a leadership impact in Minnesota and feel good to have asked to remain here. I can be more useful this way in S23.

4. What have you been listening to lately, and do you have any additional song recommendations that you can lay on me to get me through the summer months?

This summer, I’ve been big on 80s pop. Madonna, Bangles, Cyndi Lauper, and Roxette are all great choices for good summer vibing.

5. A hot dog being a sandwich is something that I wholeheartedly agree with and as such I definitely respect your stance in that regard. However what say you to those who propose that it is in fact a taco instead?

A bun and tortilla are drastically different types of bread. The density sets them apart.

Thank you for your time. I hope that these questions find you well and that you enjoy your weekend! Best of luck with your presser pal!

Thanks for reaching out. Don’t be a stranger!

1. Why are you?

Well, my mom and dad got together. My mom wanted a baby and my dad, being a navy sailor, was the perfect target.

2. Can you describe to me the color red without using the color or red items?

Look at the sun for a few seconds then close your eyes and tell me what you “see” while they’re still shut.

3. How much fake could for suck fake if for suck could suck fake?

420

4. How do you feel about staying down another year in the DSFL?

It’s what I wanted. So I’m glad to be here and learning the process of teambuilding.

5. How do you feel about your new co gm?

I love Voiceless and I’m glad he’s getting his shot. I think he’ll make the most of it.

6. What kind of bear is best?

Polar Bear. Not a lot of people know that polar bears hunt humans.

[Raven]

Who is your favourite Honolulu gm?

Who is your favourite member in the locker room?

Is a hot dog a sandwich?

Are the ducks winning a cup this year?

How hard is Brooks going to celebrate after winning a cup?

[The_Kidd]

Will Minnesota be able to hold off Portland and Kansas City for second place in the division?

How much does that playoff loss hurt after being the lead favorite, by a wide margin, to make the Ultimini?

Any individual goals for the season?

Between 2 and 3, how many times will London layeth the smackdown on Minnesota and make them smeeeeeelllllllll what the Royals are cooking?

[thevoicelesscreator]

Welcome back to the Grey Ducks! What went into your decision to come home?

What are you hoping to accomplish in your third season with the Ducks?

What kind of numbers can we expect from you this season?

Congratulations on being named a team captain! What does this mean to you?

[Tesla]

Hello and good time appropriate greeting to you FSF! Since you said all questions will get answered I am going to take that as an opportunity to try to provide you plenty of material to work with here. While also allowing myself to be my verbose self so that you can pad your count a little bit. I trust that that is alright with you.

1. It has been a while I would say since the last time that we spoke, and so I will start off with a good question to cover that. How have you been?

2. I am not sure if this is public knowledge or not given everything going on right now, however I will say thank you for your lovely contributions and that I personally really appreciate it. That is not a question and so I will just ask is that public knowledge? Can I thank you from the rooftops for that whole thing?

3. Minnesota to Hawaii would be a big change in so many different ways as you well know. Do you think the considerable change would have impacted your game more than the fact that you would be going from the Developmental Simulation Football League to the National Simulation Football League, and did that have any impact on you staying in Minnesota for the time being?

4. What have you been listening to lately, and do you have any additional song recommendations that you can lay on me to get me through the summer months?

5. A hot dog being a sandwich is something that I wholeheartedly agree with and as such I definitely respect your stance in that regard. However what say you to those who propose that it is in fact a taco instead?

Thank you for your time. I hope that these questions find you well and that you enjoy your weekend! Best of luck with your presser pal!

[Dewalt27]

1. Why are you?

2. Can you describe to me the color red without using the color or red items?

3. How much fake could for suck fake if for suck could suck fake?

4. How do you feel about staying down another year in the DSFL?

5. How do you feel about your new co gm?

6. What kind of bear is best?