ISFL Week 6 is on the way! Once again, I’ve compiled the rosters from each team from the TPE Tracker and compared this week’s matchups in one easy to read format.
New York Silverbacks at San Jose Sabercats
Quarterback
Advantage: San Jose +264 TPE
Players:
1. Monterey “Monty” Jack: 852 TPE
2. Sam Howitzer: 588 TPE
Running Back
Advantage: San Jose +746 TPE
Players:
1. Jamar Lackson: 885 TPE
2. Rando Cardrissian: 829 TPE
3. Ashley Owens: 709 TPE
4. Buster Bawlls: 259 TPE
Wide Receiver
Advantage: San Jose +126 TPE
Players:
1. Deondre Thomas-Fox: 853 TPE
2. Tychondrius Hood: 718 TPE
3. Jackson Kingston: 703 TPE
4. Sean Snyder: 678 TPE
5. Harley Fank: 353 TPE
6. Nate Swift: 289 TPE
Tight End
Advantage: New York +726 TPE
Players:
1. Leon McDavid: 1036 TPE
2. Daniel George: 310 TPE
Offensive Line
Advantage: New York +405 TPE
Players:
1. Douglas Quail: 405 TPE
Defensive End
Advantage: New York +654 TPE
Players:
1. Jayson Kearse: 668 TPE
2. Steco Ocewilder: 645 TPE
3. Raylan Crowder: 378 TPE
4. Chip Otle: 281 TPE
Defensive Tackle
Advantage: San Jose +236 TPE
Players:
1. Bubba Thumper: 1052 TPE
2. Otis Allen: 1046 TPE
3. Yuuto Kira Cloudera: 500 TPE
4. Riles McTackle: 258 TPE
Linebacker
Advantage: San Jose +999 TPE
Players:
1. Tyron Brackenridge: 941 TPE
2. Lawrence Bass: 841 TPE
3. Jack Banks: 695 TPE
4. George “Corpse Grinder” Fisher: 682 TPE
5. Holden Summers: 403 TPE
6. Hank Winchester: 367 TPE
Cornerback
Advantage: San Jose +631 TPE
Players:
1. HeHateMe PickSix: 742 TPE
2. Tomage McGullager: 435 TPE
3. Rashad Hilliard: 430 TPE
4. Jordan Andrews: 429 TPE
5. Rickie Vaughne: 377 TPE
6. Dukburg QuakStak: 375 TPE
7. Cester Sweets: 321 TPE
Safety
Advantage: New York +124 TPE
Players:
1. Philip Stein: 641 TPE
2. Thor Kirkby: 626 TPE
3. Brendan Lanier: 552 TPE
4. Mac Griddle: 374 TPE
5. Bob Roberts: 317 TPE
Kicker/Punter
Advantage: San Jose +95 TPE
Players:
1. Matthew McDairmid: 861 TPE
2. Dougie Smalls: 766 TPE
Total TPE:
New York Total: 12,141 TPE
San Jose Total: 13,329 TPE
Advantage Points:
New York: +1909 TPE
San Jose: +3097 TPE
San Jose has a +1188 TPE advantage over New York.
Well, well, well. Silverbacks are once again the visitors to a team that out scores them in TPE. Anytime a team has an advantage of over 1000 points, it’s not likely to be close. Can New York pull out a win from under San Jose? Probably not.
Arizona Outlaws at Honolulu Hahalua
Quarterback
Advantage: Arizona +471 TPE
Players:
1. Jay Cue: 1258 TPE
2. Luke Skywalker: 787 TPE
Running Back
Advantage: Honolulu +454 TPE
Players:
1. Ke’oke’o Kane-Maika’i: 806 TPE
2. Nicholas Ayers: 585 TPE
3. Gunner Thorbjornsson: 521 TPE
4. Zed Keppler: 416 TPE
Wide Receiver
Advantage: Honolulu +464 TPE
Players:
1. Jed Podolak: 1030 TPE
2. Saba Donut: 818 TPE
3. Thomas Passmann: 789 TPE
4. William Alexander: 594 TPE
5. Taro Raimon: 542 TPE
6. Tre’Darius J’Vathon: 508 TPE
7. Jacoby Clay: 481 TPE
Tight End
Advantage: Arizona +564 TPE
Players:
1. Heath Evans: 883 TPE
2. Ragnar Krashwagen: 386 TPE
3. Rigby Raccoon: 383 TPE
4. Tristian Hex: 316 TPE
Offensive Line
Advantage: Arizona +2059 TPE
Players:
1. Bruce Buckley: 807 TPE
2. Julio Jones: 649 TPE
3. Calvin Golladay: 603 TPE
Defensive End
Advantage: Arizona +439 TPE
Players:
1. Sandro Ryeu: 807 TPE
2. Logan Noble Jr: 594 TPE
3. Asher Montain: 537 TPE
4. 3’ Jeffrey: 425 TPE
Defensive Tackle
Advantage: Arizona +632 TPE
Players:
1. Pete “Plop” Miller: 1019 TPE
2. Bane Ka’an’ana: 483 TPE
3. Shane Masters: 438 TPE
4. Sigismund Sternenstaub: 342 TPE
Linebacker
Advantage: Arizona +341 TPE
Players:
1. Galf Wilf: 1017 TPE
2. Stanislaw Koniecpolski: 766 TPE
3. Heinrich Kackpoo: 733 TPE
4. Rusty Rucker: 355 TPE
5. Guy Fields: 354 TPE
Cornerback
Advantage: Arizona +1217 TPE
Players:
1. Desmond Scarlett: 1151 TPE
2. Zamir Kehla: 854 TPE
3. Jim Waters: 719 TPE
4. Ray-Ray Jackson: 553 TPE
5. Atlas Quin: 484 TPE
Safety
Advantage: Honolulu +702 TPE
Players:
1. Shawn Dawkins: 864 TPE
2. DB Jadakiss: 639 TPE
3. Buck Thornton: 467 TPE
4. Davriel Lavigne: 367 TPE
5. Tayshawn Crunk: 357 TPE
Kicker/Punter
Advantage: Honolulu +862 TPE
Players:
1. Venus Powers: 1156 TPE
2. J.J. “Jay” Jay-Jaymison: 294 TPE
Total TPE:
Arizona Total: 16,089 TPE
Honolulu Total: 12,848 TPE
Advantage Points:
Arizona: +5723 TPE
Honolulu: +2482 TPE
Arizona has a +3241 TPE advantage over Honolulu.
Another big week for Honolulu. While they have the home advantage, Arizona is sporting a huge TPE advantage over them. I’m aware that the sim usually grants a significant boost to the home team, but I’m not sure it’ll be enough to hold off the Outlaws.
Colorado Yeti at Berlin Fire Salamanders
Quarterback
Advantage: Berlin +1 TPE
Players:
1. Nick Kaepercolin: 871 TPE
2. Wolfie McDummy: 870 TPE
Running Back
Advantage: Colorado +863 TPE
Players:
1. Darrel Williams: 1120 TPE
2. Richard Gilbert: 783 TPE
3. Joseph Petrongolo: 630 TPE
4. Danny King: 410 TPE
Wide Receiver
Advantage: Colorado +106 TPE
Players:
1. William Lim: 864 TPE
2. Leeroy Jenkins: 726 TPE
3. Susan Cash Jr: 653 TPE
4. Dre Matthews: 476 TPE
5. Taylor Cooper: 355 TPE
Tight End
Advantage: Colorado +234 TPE
Players:
1. Earl Sauce: 880 TPE
2. Clark Boyd: 695 TPE
3. Dave Batista: 370 TPE
4. C,pm Skiuuup: 321 TPE
Offensive Line
Advantage: Colorado +434 TPE
Players:
1. Mo “Mamba” Magic: 768 TPE
2. Byron Dolls: 530 TPE
3. Dick Thruster: 427 TPE
4. Joey McCabe: 231 TPE
Defensive End
Advantage: Colorado +710 TPE
Players:
1. Immanuel Blackstone: 1071 TPE
2. Mario VonPebbles: 784 TPE
3. Ismael Sanchez: 390 TPE
4. Albert Ruschmann: 354 TPE
5. Stevie Vassallo: 321 TPE
Defensive Tackle
Advantage: Berlin +403 TPE
Players:
1. Rotticus Scott: 925 TPE
2. Claude Miller II: 690 TPE
3. Hank Steel: 638 TPE
Linebacker
Advantage: Colorado +922 TPE
Players:
1. Warren Stephens: 725 TPE
2. Adalie de Pengu: 712 TPE
3. Adam Schell: 539 TPE
4. Melvin Murder-Moose: 516 TPE
5. Hingle McCrinkleberry: 492 TPE
Cornerback
Advantage: Berlin +871 TPE
Players:
1. Louisiana Purchase: 1059 TPE
2. Asher Quinn: 832 TPE
3. Matt Krause: 746 TPE
4. Swantavius Jones: 352 TPE
Safety
Advantage: Colorado +1630 TPE
Players:
1. Greedy Sly: 719 TPE
2. Pete Parker: 700 TPE
3. Eugene Smoothie: 687 TPE
4. Eric Richards: 496 TPE
5. Joel Drake: 471 TPE
6. Benoit Blanco: 451 TPE
Kicker/Punter
Advantage: Colorado +110 TPE
Players:
1. Silver Banana: 622 TPE
2. Karmichael Hunt: 512 TPE
Total TPE:
Colorado Total: 15,759 TPE
Berlin Total: 12,025 TPE
Advantage Points:
Colorado: +5009 TPE
Berlin: +1275 TPE
Colorado has a +3734 TPE advantage over Berlin.
In Week 5, Colorado had all but three positional advantages. The same is true for Week 6 at Berlin. One of Berlin’s advantages is a +1 at quarterback. Yowza. Even though Berlin is at home, Colorado will be hard to beat. I expect another expansion team loss.
Yellowknife Wraiths at Philadelphia Liberty
Quarterback
Advantage: Philadelphia +272 TPE
Players:
1. Brock Phoenix: 1178 TPE
2. Colby Jack: 906 TE
Running Back
Advantage: Yellowknife +490 TPE
Players:
1. Mathias Hanyadi: 993 TPE
2. Acura Skyline: 886 TPE
3. Sam Torenson: 730 TPE
4. Fuzzy Dotson: 659 TPE
Wide Receiver
Advantage: Philadelphia +1231 TPE
Players:
1. Randy Vuxta: 889 TPE
2. Flash Panda: 868 TPE
3. Kai Sakura: 720 TPE
4. Nacho Varga: 677 TPE
5. Chris Kross: 517 TPE
6. Killian Chambers: 360 TPE
7. Mark Walker: 326 TPE
Tight End
Advantage: Philadelphia +499 TPE
Players:
1. Avon Blocksdale Jr: 724 TPE
2. Zee Rechs: 594 TPE
3. Donatello Arrabiata: 369 TPE
Offensive Line
Advantage: Yellowknife +373 TPE
Players:
1. Maurice Virtanen: 1199 TPE
2. Simon Tremblay: 614 TPE
3. Macaroni “Mac” Elephant: 212 TPE
Defensive End
Advantage: Yellowknife +287 TPE
Players:
1. James Cho: 838 TPE
2. Nero Alexander: 684 TPE
3. Dorothy Zbornak: 445 TPE
4. Tycker Om: 397 TPE
5. Tex Wrecks: 393 TPE
Defensive Tackle
Advantage: Yellowknife +289 TPE
Players:
1. Patrik Money: 857 TPE
2. Honky-Tonk Haywood: 346 TPE
3. Reggie Culbertson: 305 TPE
4. Sheed Thebaw: 258 TPE
5. Tristan Gronlie: 175 TPE
Linebacker
Advantage: Yellowknife +187 TPE
Players:
1. Douglas Quaid: 1057 TPE
2. Brach Thomaslacher: 540 TPE
3. Spike Suzuki: 435 TPE
4. Jimi DeSoto: 351 TPE
5. Jeremiah Zelos: 341 TPE
6. Wayne Howyanow: 283 TPE
Cornerback
Advantage: Yellowknife +168 TPE
Players:
1. Mervin Leonard: 926 TPE
2. Brandon Booker: 880 TPE
3. Dan Foster: 361 TPE
4. Jonathan Altidor: 239 TPE
Safety
Advantage: Philadelphia +359 TPE
Players:
1. Matt “Son of Havoc” Cross: 870 TPE
2. Johnny Hellzapoppin: 802 TPE
3. Wesley Eriksen: 742 TPE
4. Magnus Valdyr: 629 TPE
5. L’Carpetron Dookmarriot: 395 TPE
6. Joseph Wozniak: 345 TPE
7. Richard D’Attoria V: 228 TPE
Kicker/Punter
Advantage: Yellowknife +43 TPE
Players:
1. Blago Kokot: 370 TPE
2. Jake Fencik: 327 TPE
Total TPE:
Yellowknife Total: 13,858 TPE
Philadelphia Total: 14,382 TPE
Advantage Points:
Yellowknife: +1837 TPE
Philadelphia: +2361 TE
Philadelphia has a +524 TPE advantage over Yellowknife.
This is set up to be a close game. Philadelphia outranks Yellowknife in total TPE, but Yellowknife has more positional advantages than Philadelphia. Since Philadelphia plays at home though, I expect them to come away with the win.
Sarasota Sailfish at Orange County Otters
Quarterback
Advantage: Sarasota +83 TPE
Players:
1. Dexter Banks II: 899 TPE
2. Suleiman Ramza: 816 TPE
Running Back
Advantage: Sarasota +361 TPE
Players:
1. Raphtalia Chan: 1089 TPE
2. Tatsu Nakamura: 872 TPE
3. Running Back: 415 TPE
4. Keynel McZeal: 271 TPE
Wide Receiver
Advantage: Sarasota +57 TPE
Players:
1. Rayne Gordon: 1097 TPE
2. Michael Witheblock: 875 TPE
3. Future Trucks: 867 TPE
4. Garfield Despacito Jr: 695 TPE
5. Owen Holloway: 353 TPE
Tight End
Advantage: Sarasota +355 TPE
Players:
1. James Angler: 847 TPE
2. Jeffrey Phillips: 746 TPE
3. Cleg Manclaw: 254 TPE
Offensive Line
Advantage: Sarasota +144 TPE
Players:
1. Ne Mo: 374 TPE
2. Clay Stallworth: 284 TPE
3. Thad Pennington Jr: 234 TPE
Defensive End
Advantage: Sarasota +1071 TPE
Players:
1. Son Goku: 695 TPE
2. Mike Karpaasi: 509 TPE
3. Bobby Boucher: 434 TPE
4. Arlington Heights: 301 TPE
Defensive Tackle
Advantage: Orange County +1175 TPE
Players:
1. Rapid Eagle: 863 TPE
2. Big Edd: 547 TPE
3. Carl Wheezer: 463 TPE
4. Goat Tank: 396 TPE
Linebacker
Advantage: Sarasota +98 TPE
Players:
1. Haha Mango-Panda: 855 TPE
2. Deshun Jones: 838 TPE
3. Fawn Dillmiballs: 818 TPE
4. Joseph Joestar: 551 TPE
5. Inspectah Deck: 410 TPE
6. Dexter Jackson: 224 TPE
Cornerback
Advantage: Orange County +1044 TPE
Players:
1. Korrin Abernathy: 1207 TPE
2. Lord Beerus: 1094 TPE
3. Xavien Adams: 727 TPE
4. Harrison Andrews: 530 TPE
Safety
Advantage: Orange County +279 TPE
Players:
1. Tyrone Biggums: 1112 TPE
2. Prince Vegeta: 1098 TPE
3. Jamie Nkiah: 1017 TPE
4. Cuco Clemente: 888 TPE
5. Beat: 570 TPE
6. Bob Bob: 544 TPE
Kicker/Punter
Advantage: Sarasota +173 TPE
Players:
1. Jacob Small: 617 TPE
2. Alex Dasistwirklichseinnachname: 444 TPE
Total TPE:
Sarasota Total: 14,292 TPE
Orange County Total: 14,448 TPE
Advantage Points:
Sarasota: +2342 TPE
Orange County: +2498 TPE
Orange County has a +156 TPE advantage over Sarasota.
In total TPE, Sarasota and Orange County are almost even. Despite having the home field advantage, Orange County only has three positional advantages over Sarasota. I feel like Sarasota may be able to pull off the upset and beat Orange County on their own turf.
New Orleans Second Line at Austin Copperheads
Quarterback
Advantage: New Orleans +30 TPE
Players:
1. Ben Slothisberger: 857 TPE
2. Easton Cole: 827 TPE
Running Back
Advantage: New Orleans +655 TPE
Players:
1. Marcella Tariki: 1181 TPE
2. Forrest Gump: 595 TPE
3. Zoe Watts: 576 TPE
4. Kichwa Jones: 545 TPE
Wide Receiver
Advantage: Austin +1136 TPE
Players:
1. Ed Barker: 900 TPE
2. Eddie Jeeta: 877 TPE
3. Net Gaines: 737 TPE
4. Videl-San: 704 TPE
5. Friedrich Vequain: 516 TPE
6. Brock Bodenhamer: 474 TPE
7. Adam C. Spencer: 324 TPE
Tight End
Advantage: New Orleans +1083 TPE
Players:
1. Austin McCormick: 1126 TPE
2. Peter Larson: 332 TPE
3. Rainier Wolfcastle: 289 TPE
Offensive Line
Advantage: New Orleans +1189 TPE
Players:
1. Givussafare Rubbe: 1073 TPE
2. Dorfus Jimbo Jr: 562 TPE
3. Hal Fassingit: 235 TE
4. Samuel Bakhtiari: 211 TPE
Defensive End
Advantage: Austin +1737 TPE
Players:
1. Carolinabbq Isbest: 908 TPE
2. Troen Egghands: 878 TPE
3. Slinky Claxton: 699 TPE
4. Medicinal Toblerone: 382 TPE
5. Azarius Ranger: 366 TPE
Defensive Tackle
Advantage: New Orleans +513 TPE
Players:
1. Magnus Rikiya: 866 TPE
2. Tyler Montain: 768 TPE
3. LeBong Simwell: 415 TPE
Linebacker
Advantage: Austin +346 TPE
Players:
1. Mack Arianlacher: 720 TPE
2. Griffin Porter: 630 TPE
3. Quenton Bode: 620 TPE
4. Honda Edmond: 597 TPE
5. Busch Light: 530 TPE
6. Ugarth the Dissector: 451 TPE
Cornerback
Advantage: Austin +260 TPE
Players:
1. David Rector: 1200 TPE
2. Andrew Witten: 869 TPE
3. Dermot Lavelle Jr: 835 TPE
4. Colt Mendoza: 823 TPE
5. Lesean Paris Crooks: 671 TPE
Safety
Advantage: New Orleans +1147 TPE
Players:
1. Mason Blaylock: 1301 TPE
2. LiterallyJust A. Hexagon: 633 TPE
3. Gregor Macgregor: 610 TPE
4. Maverick Bowie: 549 TPE
5. Quentin Button: 372 TPE
Kicker/Punter
Advantage: Austin +181 TPE
Players:
1. Pseudo QB: 308 TPE
2. Juke Thomason: 127 TPE
Total TPE:
New Orleans Total: 15,513 TPE
Austin Total: 14,556 TPE
Advantage Points:
New Orleans: +4617 TPE
Austin: +3660 TPE
New Orleans has a +957 TPE advantage over Austin.
Another matchup where one team has the TPE advantage and the other has the home field. There are some huge positional TPE swings in this matchup though. Despite being almost 1000 total TPE ahead, I can honestly see this game going either way.
Baltimore Hawks at Chicago Butchers
Quarterback
Advantage: Baltimore +63 TPE
Players:
1. Chika Fujiwara: 980 TPE
2. George O’Donnell: 917 TPE
Running Back
Advantage: Chicago +619 TPE
Players:
1. Baby Yoda: 926 TPE
2. Julio Tirtawidjaja: 659 TE
3. Mai Fukusa: 534 TPE
4. Captain Rogers: 432 TPE
Wide Receiver
Advantage: Chicago +1857 TPE
Players:
1. Sean O’Leary: 1205 TPE
2. Bender B. Rodriguez: 858 TPE
3. Luca Scabbia: 661 TPE
4. Doug Howlett: 651 TPE
5. Joshua Campbell: 545 TPE
6. Korbin Brown: 477 TPE
7. Griff Oberwald: 441 TPE
8. Raheem Okusi: 365 TPE
Tight End
Advantage: Baltimore +1 TPE
Players:
1. James Lewandowski: 731 TPE
2. Tree Gelbman: 730 TPE
Offensive Line
Advantage: Chicago +1517 TPE
Players:
1. Benson Bayley Jr: 769 TPE
2. Icebox Riposte: 426 TPE
3. Perry Tucker Jr: 322 TPE
Defensive End
Advantage: Chicago +1206 TPE
Players:
1. Von Hayes: 718 TPE
2. Arik Eller: 422 TPE
3. Simeon Works: 374 TPE
4. Matt hole: 308 TPE
Defensive Tackle
Advantage: Chicago +794 TPE
Players:
1. John “Tripod” Smirh: 851 TPE
2. Daymond Brooks: 719 TPE
3. Nuniq Annastesia: 433 TPE
4. Momona Keiki-Kane: 343 TPE
Linebacker
Advantage: Baltimore +611 TPE
Players:
1. Derred de Ville: 829 TPE
2. Mike Hockhertz: 750 TPE
3. Dex Kennedy: 745 TPE
4. Juan Domine: 559 TPE
5. Gary Goodman: 346 TPE
Cornerback
Advantage: Chicago +442 TPE
Players:
1. Osiris Firestorm-Fjord: 961 TPE
2. Eldrick Avery: 878 TPE
3. Tyler Oles Jr: 865 TPE
4. Tyron Shields: 703 TPE
5. Ben Stackinpaper: 674 TPE
6. Cadillac Harris: 535 TPE
Safety
Advantage: Chicago +230 TPE
Players:
1. Hamish MacAndrew: 763 TPE
2. IHeart Syracuse: 506 TPE
3. Walt Green: 406 TPE
4. Raphael d’Alcott: 379 TPE
Kicker/Punter
Advantage: Chicago +212 TPE
Players:
1. Same Sidekick: 633 TPE
2. Datsum PhastBawls: 421 TPE
Total TPE:
Baltimore Total: 10,774 TPE
Chicago Total: 16,976 TPE
Advantage Points:
Baltimore: +675 TPE
Chicago: +6877 TPE
Chicago has a +6202 TPE advantage over Baltimore.
Holy. Shit. Chicago plays at home. Chicago has over six thousand TPE advantage. Baltimore only has three positional advantages, one of which is only by +1. Butchers are gearing up for a slaughter. It’s hawk meat season. Chicago wins by +20 points bet.
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New York Silverbacks at San Jose Sabercats
Quarterback
Advantage: San Jose +264 TPE
Players:
1. Monterey “Monty” Jack: 852 TPE
2. Sam Howitzer: 588 TPE
Running Back
Advantage: San Jose +746 TPE
Players:
1. Jamar Lackson: 885 TPE
2. Rando Cardrissian: 829 TPE
3. Ashley Owens: 709 TPE
4. Buster Bawlls: 259 TPE
Wide Receiver
Advantage: San Jose +126 TPE
Players:
1. Deondre Thomas-Fox: 853 TPE
2. Tychondrius Hood: 718 TPE
3. Jackson Kingston: 703 TPE
4. Sean Snyder: 678 TPE
5. Harley Fank: 353 TPE
6. Nate Swift: 289 TPE
Tight End
Advantage: New York +726 TPE
Players:
1. Leon McDavid: 1036 TPE
2. Daniel George: 310 TPE
Offensive Line
Advantage: New York +405 TPE
Players:
1. Douglas Quail: 405 TPE
Defensive End
Advantage: New York +654 TPE
Players:
1. Jayson Kearse: 668 TPE
2. Steco Ocewilder: 645 TPE
3. Raylan Crowder: 378 TPE
4. Chip Otle: 281 TPE
Defensive Tackle
Advantage: San Jose +236 TPE
Players:
1. Bubba Thumper: 1052 TPE
2. Otis Allen: 1046 TPE
3. Yuuto Kira Cloudera: 500 TPE
4. Riles McTackle: 258 TPE
Linebacker
Advantage: San Jose +999 TPE
Players:
1. Tyron Brackenridge: 941 TPE
2. Lawrence Bass: 841 TPE
3. Jack Banks: 695 TPE
4. George “Corpse Grinder” Fisher: 682 TPE
5. Holden Summers: 403 TPE
6. Hank Winchester: 367 TPE
Cornerback
Advantage: San Jose +631 TPE
Players:
1. HeHateMe PickSix: 742 TPE
2. Tomage McGullager: 435 TPE
3. Rashad Hilliard: 430 TPE
4. Jordan Andrews: 429 TPE
5. Rickie Vaughne: 377 TPE
6. Dukburg QuakStak: 375 TPE
7. Cester Sweets: 321 TPE
Safety
Advantage: New York +124 TPE
Players:
1. Philip Stein: 641 TPE
2. Thor Kirkby: 626 TPE
3. Brendan Lanier: 552 TPE
4. Mac Griddle: 374 TPE
5. Bob Roberts: 317 TPE
Kicker/Punter
Advantage: San Jose +95 TPE
Players:
1. Matthew McDairmid: 861 TPE
2. Dougie Smalls: 766 TPE
Total TPE:
New York Total: 12,141 TPE
San Jose Total: 13,329 TPE
Advantage Points:
New York: +1909 TPE
San Jose: +3097 TPE
San Jose has a +1188 TPE advantage over New York.
Well, well, well. Silverbacks are once again the visitors to a team that out scores them in TPE. Anytime a team has an advantage of over 1000 points, it’s not likely to be close. Can New York pull out a win from under San Jose? Probably not.
Arizona Outlaws at Honolulu Hahalua
Quarterback
Advantage: Arizona +471 TPE
Players:
1. Jay Cue: 1258 TPE
2. Luke Skywalker: 787 TPE
Running Back
Advantage: Honolulu +454 TPE
Players:
1. Ke’oke’o Kane-Maika’i: 806 TPE
2. Nicholas Ayers: 585 TPE
3. Gunner Thorbjornsson: 521 TPE
4. Zed Keppler: 416 TPE
Wide Receiver
Advantage: Honolulu +464 TPE
Players:
1. Jed Podolak: 1030 TPE
2. Saba Donut: 818 TPE
3. Thomas Passmann: 789 TPE
4. William Alexander: 594 TPE
5. Taro Raimon: 542 TPE
6. Tre’Darius J’Vathon: 508 TPE
7. Jacoby Clay: 481 TPE
Tight End
Advantage: Arizona +564 TPE
Players:
1. Heath Evans: 883 TPE
2. Ragnar Krashwagen: 386 TPE
3. Rigby Raccoon: 383 TPE
4. Tristian Hex: 316 TPE
Offensive Line
Advantage: Arizona +2059 TPE
Players:
1. Bruce Buckley: 807 TPE
2. Julio Jones: 649 TPE
3. Calvin Golladay: 603 TPE
Defensive End
Advantage: Arizona +439 TPE
Players:
1. Sandro Ryeu: 807 TPE
2. Logan Noble Jr: 594 TPE
3. Asher Montain: 537 TPE
4. 3’ Jeffrey: 425 TPE
Defensive Tackle
Advantage: Arizona +632 TPE
Players:
1. Pete “Plop” Miller: 1019 TPE
2. Bane Ka’an’ana: 483 TPE
3. Shane Masters: 438 TPE
4. Sigismund Sternenstaub: 342 TPE
Linebacker
Advantage: Arizona +341 TPE
Players:
1. Galf Wilf: 1017 TPE
2. Stanislaw Koniecpolski: 766 TPE
3. Heinrich Kackpoo: 733 TPE
4. Rusty Rucker: 355 TPE
5. Guy Fields: 354 TPE
Cornerback
Advantage: Arizona +1217 TPE
Players:
1. Desmond Scarlett: 1151 TPE
2. Zamir Kehla: 854 TPE
3. Jim Waters: 719 TPE
4. Ray-Ray Jackson: 553 TPE
5. Atlas Quin: 484 TPE
Safety
Advantage: Honolulu +702 TPE
Players:
1. Shawn Dawkins: 864 TPE
2. DB Jadakiss: 639 TPE
3. Buck Thornton: 467 TPE
4. Davriel Lavigne: 367 TPE
5. Tayshawn Crunk: 357 TPE
Kicker/Punter
Advantage: Honolulu +862 TPE
Players:
1. Venus Powers: 1156 TPE
2. J.J. “Jay” Jay-Jaymison: 294 TPE
Total TPE:
Arizona Total: 16,089 TPE
Honolulu Total: 12,848 TPE
Advantage Points:
Arizona: +5723 TPE
Honolulu: +2482 TPE
Arizona has a +3241 TPE advantage over Honolulu.
Another big week for Honolulu. While they have the home advantage, Arizona is sporting a huge TPE advantage over them. I’m aware that the sim usually grants a significant boost to the home team, but I’m not sure it’ll be enough to hold off the Outlaws.
Colorado Yeti at Berlin Fire Salamanders
Quarterback
Advantage: Berlin +1 TPE
Players:
1. Nick Kaepercolin: 871 TPE
2. Wolfie McDummy: 870 TPE
Running Back
Advantage: Colorado +863 TPE
Players:
1. Darrel Williams: 1120 TPE
2. Richard Gilbert: 783 TPE
3. Joseph Petrongolo: 630 TPE
4. Danny King: 410 TPE
Wide Receiver
Advantage: Colorado +106 TPE
Players:
1. William Lim: 864 TPE
2. Leeroy Jenkins: 726 TPE
3. Susan Cash Jr: 653 TPE
4. Dre Matthews: 476 TPE
5. Taylor Cooper: 355 TPE
Tight End
Advantage: Colorado +234 TPE
Players:
1. Earl Sauce: 880 TPE
2. Clark Boyd: 695 TPE
3. Dave Batista: 370 TPE
4. C,pm Skiuuup: 321 TPE
Offensive Line
Advantage: Colorado +434 TPE
Players:
1. Mo “Mamba” Magic: 768 TPE
2. Byron Dolls: 530 TPE
3. Dick Thruster: 427 TPE
4. Joey McCabe: 231 TPE
Defensive End
Advantage: Colorado +710 TPE
Players:
1. Immanuel Blackstone: 1071 TPE
2. Mario VonPebbles: 784 TPE
3. Ismael Sanchez: 390 TPE
4. Albert Ruschmann: 354 TPE
5. Stevie Vassallo: 321 TPE
Defensive Tackle
Advantage: Berlin +403 TPE
Players:
1. Rotticus Scott: 925 TPE
2. Claude Miller II: 690 TPE
3. Hank Steel: 638 TPE
Linebacker
Advantage: Colorado +922 TPE
Players:
1. Warren Stephens: 725 TPE
2. Adalie de Pengu: 712 TPE
3. Adam Schell: 539 TPE
4. Melvin Murder-Moose: 516 TPE
5. Hingle McCrinkleberry: 492 TPE
Cornerback
Advantage: Berlin +871 TPE
Players:
1. Louisiana Purchase: 1059 TPE
2. Asher Quinn: 832 TPE
3. Matt Krause: 746 TPE
4. Swantavius Jones: 352 TPE
Safety
Advantage: Colorado +1630 TPE
Players:
1. Greedy Sly: 719 TPE
2. Pete Parker: 700 TPE
3. Eugene Smoothie: 687 TPE
4. Eric Richards: 496 TPE
5. Joel Drake: 471 TPE
6. Benoit Blanco: 451 TPE
Kicker/Punter
Advantage: Colorado +110 TPE
Players:
1. Silver Banana: 622 TPE
2. Karmichael Hunt: 512 TPE
Total TPE:
Colorado Total: 15,759 TPE
Berlin Total: 12,025 TPE
Advantage Points:
Colorado: +5009 TPE
Berlin: +1275 TPE
Colorado has a +3734 TPE advantage over Berlin.
In Week 5, Colorado had all but three positional advantages. The same is true for Week 6 at Berlin. One of Berlin’s advantages is a +1 at quarterback. Yowza. Even though Berlin is at home, Colorado will be hard to beat. I expect another expansion team loss.
Yellowknife Wraiths at Philadelphia Liberty
Quarterback
Advantage: Philadelphia +272 TPE
Players:
1. Brock Phoenix: 1178 TPE
2. Colby Jack: 906 TE
Running Back
Advantage: Yellowknife +490 TPE
Players:
1. Mathias Hanyadi: 993 TPE
2. Acura Skyline: 886 TPE
3. Sam Torenson: 730 TPE
4. Fuzzy Dotson: 659 TPE
Wide Receiver
Advantage: Philadelphia +1231 TPE
Players:
1. Randy Vuxta: 889 TPE
2. Flash Panda: 868 TPE
3. Kai Sakura: 720 TPE
4. Nacho Varga: 677 TPE
5. Chris Kross: 517 TPE
6. Killian Chambers: 360 TPE
7. Mark Walker: 326 TPE
Tight End
Advantage: Philadelphia +499 TPE
Players:
1. Avon Blocksdale Jr: 724 TPE
2. Zee Rechs: 594 TPE
3. Donatello Arrabiata: 369 TPE
Offensive Line
Advantage: Yellowknife +373 TPE
Players:
1. Maurice Virtanen: 1199 TPE
2. Simon Tremblay: 614 TPE
3. Macaroni “Mac” Elephant: 212 TPE
Defensive End
Advantage: Yellowknife +287 TPE
Players:
1. James Cho: 838 TPE
2. Nero Alexander: 684 TPE
3. Dorothy Zbornak: 445 TPE
4. Tycker Om: 397 TPE
5. Tex Wrecks: 393 TPE
Defensive Tackle
Advantage: Yellowknife +289 TPE
Players:
1. Patrik Money: 857 TPE
2. Honky-Tonk Haywood: 346 TPE
3. Reggie Culbertson: 305 TPE
4. Sheed Thebaw: 258 TPE
5. Tristan Gronlie: 175 TPE
Linebacker
Advantage: Yellowknife +187 TPE
Players:
1. Douglas Quaid: 1057 TPE
2. Brach Thomaslacher: 540 TPE
3. Spike Suzuki: 435 TPE
4. Jimi DeSoto: 351 TPE
5. Jeremiah Zelos: 341 TPE
6. Wayne Howyanow: 283 TPE
Cornerback
Advantage: Yellowknife +168 TPE
Players:
1. Mervin Leonard: 926 TPE
2. Brandon Booker: 880 TPE
3. Dan Foster: 361 TPE
4. Jonathan Altidor: 239 TPE
Safety
Advantage: Philadelphia +359 TPE
Players:
1. Matt “Son of Havoc” Cross: 870 TPE
2. Johnny Hellzapoppin: 802 TPE
3. Wesley Eriksen: 742 TPE
4. Magnus Valdyr: 629 TPE
5. L’Carpetron Dookmarriot: 395 TPE
6. Joseph Wozniak: 345 TPE
7. Richard D’Attoria V: 228 TPE
Kicker/Punter
Advantage: Yellowknife +43 TPE
Players:
1. Blago Kokot: 370 TPE
2. Jake Fencik: 327 TPE
Total TPE:
Yellowknife Total: 13,858 TPE
Philadelphia Total: 14,382 TPE
Advantage Points:
Yellowknife: +1837 TPE
Philadelphia: +2361 TE
Philadelphia has a +524 TPE advantage over Yellowknife.
This is set up to be a close game. Philadelphia outranks Yellowknife in total TPE, but Yellowknife has more positional advantages than Philadelphia. Since Philadelphia plays at home though, I expect them to come away with the win.
Sarasota Sailfish at Orange County Otters
Quarterback
Advantage: Sarasota +83 TPE
Players:
1. Dexter Banks II: 899 TPE
2. Suleiman Ramza: 816 TPE
Running Back
Advantage: Sarasota +361 TPE
Players:
1. Raphtalia Chan: 1089 TPE
2. Tatsu Nakamura: 872 TPE
3. Running Back: 415 TPE
4. Keynel McZeal: 271 TPE
Wide Receiver
Advantage: Sarasota +57 TPE
Players:
1. Rayne Gordon: 1097 TPE
2. Michael Witheblock: 875 TPE
3. Future Trucks: 867 TPE
4. Garfield Despacito Jr: 695 TPE
5. Owen Holloway: 353 TPE
Tight End
Advantage: Sarasota +355 TPE
Players:
1. James Angler: 847 TPE
2. Jeffrey Phillips: 746 TPE
3. Cleg Manclaw: 254 TPE
Offensive Line
Advantage: Sarasota +144 TPE
Players:
1. Ne Mo: 374 TPE
2. Clay Stallworth: 284 TPE
3. Thad Pennington Jr: 234 TPE
Defensive End
Advantage: Sarasota +1071 TPE
Players:
1. Son Goku: 695 TPE
2. Mike Karpaasi: 509 TPE
3. Bobby Boucher: 434 TPE
4. Arlington Heights: 301 TPE
Defensive Tackle
Advantage: Orange County +1175 TPE
Players:
1. Rapid Eagle: 863 TPE
2. Big Edd: 547 TPE
3. Carl Wheezer: 463 TPE
4. Goat Tank: 396 TPE
Linebacker
Advantage: Sarasota +98 TPE
Players:
1. Haha Mango-Panda: 855 TPE
2. Deshun Jones: 838 TPE
3. Fawn Dillmiballs: 818 TPE
4. Joseph Joestar: 551 TPE
5. Inspectah Deck: 410 TPE
6. Dexter Jackson: 224 TPE
Cornerback
Advantage: Orange County +1044 TPE
Players:
1. Korrin Abernathy: 1207 TPE
2. Lord Beerus: 1094 TPE
3. Xavien Adams: 727 TPE
4. Harrison Andrews: 530 TPE
Safety
Advantage: Orange County +279 TPE
Players:
1. Tyrone Biggums: 1112 TPE
2. Prince Vegeta: 1098 TPE
3. Jamie Nkiah: 1017 TPE
4. Cuco Clemente: 888 TPE
5. Beat: 570 TPE
6. Bob Bob: 544 TPE
Kicker/Punter
Advantage: Sarasota +173 TPE
Players:
1. Jacob Small: 617 TPE
2. Alex Dasistwirklichseinnachname: 444 TPE
Total TPE:
Sarasota Total: 14,292 TPE
Orange County Total: 14,448 TPE
Advantage Points:
Sarasota: +2342 TPE
Orange County: +2498 TPE
Orange County has a +156 TPE advantage over Sarasota.
In total TPE, Sarasota and Orange County are almost even. Despite having the home field advantage, Orange County only has three positional advantages over Sarasota. I feel like Sarasota may be able to pull off the upset and beat Orange County on their own turf.
New Orleans Second Line at Austin Copperheads
Quarterback
Advantage: New Orleans +30 TPE
Players:
1. Ben Slothisberger: 857 TPE
2. Easton Cole: 827 TPE
Running Back
Advantage: New Orleans +655 TPE
Players:
1. Marcella Tariki: 1181 TPE
2. Forrest Gump: 595 TPE
3. Zoe Watts: 576 TPE
4. Kichwa Jones: 545 TPE
Wide Receiver
Advantage: Austin +1136 TPE
Players:
1. Ed Barker: 900 TPE
2. Eddie Jeeta: 877 TPE
3. Net Gaines: 737 TPE
4. Videl-San: 704 TPE
5. Friedrich Vequain: 516 TPE
6. Brock Bodenhamer: 474 TPE
7. Adam C. Spencer: 324 TPE
Tight End
Advantage: New Orleans +1083 TPE
Players:
1. Austin McCormick: 1126 TPE
2. Peter Larson: 332 TPE
3. Rainier Wolfcastle: 289 TPE
Offensive Line
Advantage: New Orleans +1189 TPE
Players:
1. Givussafare Rubbe: 1073 TPE
2. Dorfus Jimbo Jr: 562 TPE
3. Hal Fassingit: 235 TE
4. Samuel Bakhtiari: 211 TPE
Defensive End
Advantage: Austin +1737 TPE
Players:
1. Carolinabbq Isbest: 908 TPE
2. Troen Egghands: 878 TPE
3. Slinky Claxton: 699 TPE
4. Medicinal Toblerone: 382 TPE
5. Azarius Ranger: 366 TPE
Defensive Tackle
Advantage: New Orleans +513 TPE
Players:
1. Magnus Rikiya: 866 TPE
2. Tyler Montain: 768 TPE
3. LeBong Simwell: 415 TPE
Linebacker
Advantage: Austin +346 TPE
Players:
1. Mack Arianlacher: 720 TPE
2. Griffin Porter: 630 TPE
3. Quenton Bode: 620 TPE
4. Honda Edmond: 597 TPE
5. Busch Light: 530 TPE
6. Ugarth the Dissector: 451 TPE
Cornerback
Advantage: Austin +260 TPE
Players:
1. David Rector: 1200 TPE
2. Andrew Witten: 869 TPE
3. Dermot Lavelle Jr: 835 TPE
4. Colt Mendoza: 823 TPE
5. Lesean Paris Crooks: 671 TPE
Safety
Advantage: New Orleans +1147 TPE
Players:
1. Mason Blaylock: 1301 TPE
2. LiterallyJust A. Hexagon: 633 TPE
3. Gregor Macgregor: 610 TPE
4. Maverick Bowie: 549 TPE
5. Quentin Button: 372 TPE
Kicker/Punter
Advantage: Austin +181 TPE
Players:
1. Pseudo QB: 308 TPE
2. Juke Thomason: 127 TPE
Total TPE:
New Orleans Total: 15,513 TPE
Austin Total: 14,556 TPE
Advantage Points:
New Orleans: +4617 TPE
Austin: +3660 TPE
New Orleans has a +957 TPE advantage over Austin.
Another matchup where one team has the TPE advantage and the other has the home field. There are some huge positional TPE swings in this matchup though. Despite being almost 1000 total TPE ahead, I can honestly see this game going either way.
Baltimore Hawks at Chicago Butchers
Quarterback
Advantage: Baltimore +63 TPE
Players:
1. Chika Fujiwara: 980 TPE
2. George O’Donnell: 917 TPE
Running Back
Advantage: Chicago +619 TPE
Players:
1. Baby Yoda: 926 TPE
2. Julio Tirtawidjaja: 659 TE
3. Mai Fukusa: 534 TPE
4. Captain Rogers: 432 TPE
Wide Receiver
Advantage: Chicago +1857 TPE
Players:
1. Sean O’Leary: 1205 TPE
2. Bender B. Rodriguez: 858 TPE
3. Luca Scabbia: 661 TPE
4. Doug Howlett: 651 TPE
5. Joshua Campbell: 545 TPE
6. Korbin Brown: 477 TPE
7. Griff Oberwald: 441 TPE
8. Raheem Okusi: 365 TPE
Tight End
Advantage: Baltimore +1 TPE
Players:
1. James Lewandowski: 731 TPE
2. Tree Gelbman: 730 TPE
Offensive Line
Advantage: Chicago +1517 TPE
Players:
1. Benson Bayley Jr: 769 TPE
2. Icebox Riposte: 426 TPE
3. Perry Tucker Jr: 322 TPE
Defensive End
Advantage: Chicago +1206 TPE
Players:
1. Von Hayes: 718 TPE
2. Arik Eller: 422 TPE
3. Simeon Works: 374 TPE
4. Matt hole: 308 TPE
Defensive Tackle
Advantage: Chicago +794 TPE
Players:
1. John “Tripod” Smirh: 851 TPE
2. Daymond Brooks: 719 TPE
3. Nuniq Annastesia: 433 TPE
4. Momona Keiki-Kane: 343 TPE
Linebacker
Advantage: Baltimore +611 TPE
Players:
1. Derred de Ville: 829 TPE
2. Mike Hockhertz: 750 TPE
3. Dex Kennedy: 745 TPE
4. Juan Domine: 559 TPE
5. Gary Goodman: 346 TPE
Cornerback
Advantage: Chicago +442 TPE
Players:
1. Osiris Firestorm-Fjord: 961 TPE
2. Eldrick Avery: 878 TPE
3. Tyler Oles Jr: 865 TPE
4. Tyron Shields: 703 TPE
5. Ben Stackinpaper: 674 TPE
6. Cadillac Harris: 535 TPE
Safety
Advantage: Chicago +230 TPE
Players:
1. Hamish MacAndrew: 763 TPE
2. IHeart Syracuse: 506 TPE
3. Walt Green: 406 TPE
4. Raphael d’Alcott: 379 TPE
Kicker/Punter
Advantage: Chicago +212 TPE
Players:
1. Same Sidekick: 633 TPE
2. Datsum PhastBawls: 421 TPE
Total TPE:
Baltimore Total: 10,774 TPE
Chicago Total: 16,976 TPE
Advantage Points:
Baltimore: +675 TPE
Chicago: +6877 TPE
Chicago has a +6202 TPE advantage over Baltimore.
Holy. Shit. Chicago plays at home. Chicago has over six thousand TPE advantage. Baltimore only has three positional advantages, one of which is only by +1. Butchers are gearing up for a slaughter. It’s hawk meat season. Chicago wins by +20 points bet.
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