*Merry Yeti-Mas

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Dear Yeti Friends and Family,

The Yeti Organization wants to lead off with being so thankful for all that you have done to stick with us during these last few seasons. It means more to us than you will ever realize to know that even though good times (That S22 Ultimus win baby) and some rough times (two straight losses and a rebuilding season). Without you, the fans, friends, and family of the Yeti community, we wouldn’t have been able to make it through this.

While many of you might be saddened to know that Wolfie McDummy has been moved to the farm upstate, we are very happy to share that he seems to be thriving there, enjoying his time with the other animals. We at the Yeti Organization were moderately worried that he would not take to the farm animals well, but after having spent two seasons with Adelie and Melvin, Wolfie has adapted beautifully. We visit him as frequently as we can, and try to bring him back for a game or two, but our McDummy friend still tries to give the ball to the other team. It’s better for all of us if he continues to stay away from the football field.

In this current season we have lost another beloved member of our community, Dave Batista has found a new home in Philadelphia, and while we are saddened for the loss of him on the field, we wish him all the best of luck and happiness in the land of freedom. We have also gained a value member of our community with Redbeard McFredbeard - the defensive tackle has been a power on our front line and in the locker room, and we couldn’t be more thrilled to have him join us this season. Additionally, Nationalsimulation Footballleague made his way onto the field, and has made an impressive showing so far for our team and organization. Coupled with Mattathias Caliban joining our offense, the Yeti look strong moving forward.

While this season has had ups and downs on the field, we are happy to let you know that internally the Yeti Organization is as strong as ever - and that’s thanks to you, our friends, family and fans. We adore every letter that we receive from you, we love every tweet, instagram picture and tiktok video you make, and we want you to know that this wouldn’t have been possible without you. You are the piece that makes the Yeti Organization what it is, and without you, we would just be quite the spectacle on the field.

We hope that you all have a wonderful holiday, and take this time to spend it with your loved ones, (and we hope that we’re your loved ones on game day!). Have a wonderful New Year, and we cannot wait to see what the future brings.

Sincerely,

The Yeti

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recent picture from wolfie and friends on the farm:

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Love this!