S22 Ultimus Champion
S23 Returner of the Year
Colorado Yeti Career Record - Pass Deflections - 133 (as of writing)
ISFL Single Season Record - Highest Kick Return Average - 34.4
ISFL Career Record - Highest Kick Return Average (min. 100 returns) - 29.8
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Here's to the people that made my time in league fun:
S18 class - For making such a riotous, wild experience in rookie chat
San Antonio Marshals - For being the best locker room experience I could hope for as a rookie. I was only down for one season, but what an awesome team that was.
WW people - For introducing me to people in league circles outside of my own teams. Hopefully I'll be able to find time to start playing again (even though I know I was never very good).
Geoguessr people - For being such a fun, wholesome bunch. I feel like I have a seat at the cool kids table hanging out with you guys.
London Royals - To all the people I drafted, I hope I made your DSFL experience fun. To all Royals that came after my time as GM, I love what you have turned the team into. To the war room, thanks for letting me stick around. It's absurd the amount of talent we have in the room.
Colorado Yeti - For being my home. I'm so happy to say that we have made the playoffs in every single season that I've been on the team. There are too many teammates to name, but I appreciate every single one of you. Also shout out to all current and former war room members, I have truly enjoyed talking team building and league stuff with all of you.
And a few specific shoutouts:
@Exilizer and @Highhaschdi - For being so helpful in those early seasons in London. I can't thank you enough for the time you put in. And I'm sorry for putting so much on your plates.
@woelkers - For knowing what we say to destiny. We don't win that Ultimus without you.
@Sylphreni - For being such a good GM that it's kind of ridiculous. No one was more important to building London's culture, and now you and TVC have been able to add so much good talent in Colorado. God awful taste in football teams though.
@Frick_Nasty - For believing in me. You and westy drafted me probably higher than you should have, and I spent my whole career (one brief conversation excluded. sorry about that) trying to repay that faith.
@DeadlyPlayer - I don't know if I would have stuck around in the league without you. <3
S23 Returner of the Year
Colorado Yeti Career Record - Pass Deflections - 133 (as of writing)
ISFL Single Season Record - Highest Kick Return Average - 34.4
ISFL Career Record - Highest Kick Return Average (min. 100 returns) - 29.8
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Here's to the people that made my time in league fun:
S18 class - For making such a riotous, wild experience in rookie chat
San Antonio Marshals - For being the best locker room experience I could hope for as a rookie. I was only down for one season, but what an awesome team that was.
WW people - For introducing me to people in league circles outside of my own teams. Hopefully I'll be able to find time to start playing again (even though I know I was never very good).
Geoguessr people - For being such a fun, wholesome bunch. I feel like I have a seat at the cool kids table hanging out with you guys.
London Royals - To all the people I drafted, I hope I made your DSFL experience fun. To all Royals that came after my time as GM, I love what you have turned the team into. To the war room, thanks for letting me stick around. It's absurd the amount of talent we have in the room.
Colorado Yeti - For being my home. I'm so happy to say that we have made the playoffs in every single season that I've been on the team. There are too many teammates to name, but I appreciate every single one of you. Also shout out to all current and former war room members, I have truly enjoyed talking team building and league stuff with all of you.
And a few specific shoutouts:
@Exilizer and @Highhaschdi - For being so helpful in those early seasons in London. I can't thank you enough for the time you put in. And I'm sorry for putting so much on your plates.
@woelkers - For knowing what we say to destiny. We don't win that Ultimus without you.
@Sylphreni - For being such a good GM that it's kind of ridiculous. No one was more important to building London's culture, and now you and TVC have been able to add so much good talent in Colorado. God awful taste in football teams though.
@Frick_Nasty - For believing in me. You and westy drafted me probably higher than you should have, and I spent my whole career (one brief conversation excluded. sorry about that) trying to repay that faith.
@DeadlyPlayer - I don't know if I would have stuck around in the league without you. <3


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