*Meeting of Gods

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Lord Beerus was wiping himself off in the locker room after the game against Honolulu. Spirits were down after the team had suffered their second straight lost. Beerus had taken to stress eating and was looking more like Champa these days sadly. Prince Vegeta sat next to him, obviously distressed. "I'm so sick of this Beerus. All of this losing is starting to affect how I'm treating Bulma and Trunks and I don't like it." Beerus say pensively before responding, "I may be a Destroyer but we're no strangers to love." Vegeta stood and angrily punched the lockers in front of him(the entire wall collapsed in a cloud of dust). "It's affecting me on the field as well, I get so frustrated and then they start throwing those stupid yellow flags after I totally annihilate my enemy". Beerus once again paused, wiped the powdered sugar from his mouth after devouring a dozen donuts and said, "Come on Vegeta, you know the rules and so do I". Vegeta say back down and sighed, "I just don't feel like myself right now and I'm not giving my all to the team. I think I need yuour help". Beerus set aside the rack of ribs he had started devouring and responded, "A full commitment's what I'm thinking of, you wouldn't get this from any other guy". Vegeta scowled and said "The only thing I can truly commit to is growing stronger. If that helps the team than so be it." Beerus groaned at how predictable Vegeta is while devouring a pack of dried sardines and replied, "I just want to tell you how I'm feeling, gotta make you understand".  "I don't think I'm ever going to surpass Kakarot at this rate, I have failed this team once again. I might as well give up at this rate" Vegeta said while staring at the floor. Beerus realized that this was a breaking point for the egotistical prince so he whispered, "Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you"

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Did I just get Rick Rolled in 2020