*Busch Goose UNFAIRLY SUSPENDED FROM TWITTER

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-Honk Honk

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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

Yesterday afternoon, I was informed that I had been UNFAIRLY and UNEXPECTEDLY suspended from Twitter. Twitter has decided to, without any notice whatsoever, withdraw my ability to tweet through my HonkPhone 5GS+ Max Pro. I believe that this is due to HORRIBLY INCORRECT AND ANTI-GOOSE DISCRIMINATION. I tweet using my native language, which I believe has been marked as spam by their discriminatory algorithm. As a result, my HonkPhone 5GS+ Max Pro has also been barred from utilizing the social network.

This is OUTRAGEOUS. It is UNFAIR. How can you be a goose and not be allowed to honk?! Therefore, I will be taking a STAND. While I can still tweet from my HonkBook Air, I will refuse to utilize the social media platform until Twitter recognizes its discriminatory and anti-waterfowl actions and re-instates my ability to tweet from my HonkPhone 5GS+ Max Pro.

I implore all members of the International Simulation Football League (and the Developmental Simulation Football League) to use your platform to #FreeTheHonk. What Twitter has done is WRONG. And we, together as one flock, can right this wrong.

Any questions can be sent to my breadcrumb bartender at the Brush Creek Fountains in Kansas City.

-Busch Goose

[siddhus]

Big if true

[zeagle1]

w!honk

[124715]

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[zaynzk]

man how will you ever make money now?

[thevoicelesscreator]

#FreeTheHonk

[Rusfan]

#FreeInfinite

[Southie]

Twitter is humanity's greatest mistake.

[Faded]

silencing big honk smh

[Pat]

Sad honk