*Every OL Ranked! (S28 Final Edition)

[Swanty]

Thank you all for reading over the last couple of weeks. Let's see the final OL rankings of the S28 season! I've also given my view on who should be in the running for OLotY at the very bottom.

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CENTER
#14 (▼2) - Stallworth (H) - 2.9 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.4 Pens, 2.9 PenYds
Stallworth may still hold a DSFL pancake record, but he trails all OL in pancakes. He added two but gave up a penalty.

#13 (▲1) - Domino (B) - 4.4 Pancakes, 0.2 SA, 0.4 Pens, 2.9 PenYds
Domino added 6 pancakes today to finish on a cool 69, though this bot gave up 9 negative plays on the season.

#12 (▲1) - Wheezer (H) - 3.0 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.2 Pens, 1.2 PenYds
Wheezer only added 2 pancakes today. He's given up fewer negative plays (5) but is low in the pancake charts.

#11 (-) - Mooty (B) - 4.0 Pancakes, 0 SA, 0.6 Pens, 4 PenYds
A decent performance for Mooty bot with 5 pancakes.

#10 (-) - Cartman (B) - 3.5 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.2 Pens, 1.5 PenYds
Cartman stayed out of trouble and recorded an average 3 pancakes.

#9 (▼3) - Quail (H) - 3.8 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.3 Pens, 1.7 PenYds
Quail takes a tumble, giving up his first sack of the season and only pancaking 2 defenders.

#8 (▲1) - Biddle (B) - 4.5 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.2 Pens, 1.2 PenYds
Biddle kept it clean and produced an average 4 pancakes today.

#7 (-) - McBobby (H) - 4.3 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.3 Pens, 1.9 PenYds
McBobby finished his S28 campaign absent from the boxscore.

#6 (▲2) - Bot (B) - 3.9 Pancakes, 0 SA, 0.4 Pens, 2.4 PenYds, 0.1 FR
SJS's center Bot jumps two spots despite conceding a penalty.

#5 (-) - Gorilla (B) - 4.6 Pancakes, 0 SA, 0.4 Pens, 2.2 PenYds
Gorilla put in a solid 4 pancake performance. 6 penalties conceded on the season but no sacks allowed.

#4 (-) - Chupacabra (B) - 5.3 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.1 Pens, 0.9 PenYds
Chupacabra has been a very good center bot for COL this season, outpancaking all others.

#3 (-) - Cooper (H) - 5.0 Pancakes, 0 SA, 0.1 Pens, 1 PenYds
Cooper put in a fantastic performance to end the season with 9 pancakes. He ends the season with just 2 penalties to his name.

#2 (-) - Goshawk (B) - 5.0 Pancakes, 0 SA, 0.1 Pens, 1.8 PenYds, 0.1 FR
An off day for the best center bot in the game, recording just 4 pancakes an a 15 yard penalty.

#1 (-) - Riposte (H) - 5.5 Pancakes, 0 SA, 0 Pens
Riposte has been by far the best center in the league this season. He put up a massive 9 pancakes and finished the season with no sacks allowed and no penalties. A spotless record. (Center of the Week)

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GUARDS

#28 (▼1) - Cadaire (H) - 3.9 Pancakes, 0.3 SA, 0.6 Pens, 4.7 PenYds
Cadaire conceded his 4th sack of the season to go with his 10 penalties. A campaign to forget.

#27 (▲1) - Mifflin (B) - 3.3 Pancakes, 0.3 SA, 0.3 Pens, 1.9 PenYds
Mifflin's typically quiet day of 3 pancakes closes out a rather anonymous campaign.

#26 (-) - Littlewood (H) - 4.0 Pancakes, 0.2 SA, 0.6 Pens, 4.1 PenYds
Littlewood had another tough game. He conceded his 4th sack of the season and committed his 11th penalty of the season.

#25 (▼2) - Rubbe (H) - 3.6 Pancakes, 0.3 SA, 0.1 Pens, 0.6 PenYds
Rubbe falls a couple of spots as a result of giving up his 5th sack of the season and pancaking just 2 defenders.

#24 (-) - Doe (B) - 3.4 Pancakes, 0 SA, 0.8 Pens, 5.6 PenYds
Doe is a dirty bot. He conceded two more penalties today to bring his season total to 13. As well as negating 30 plays, he's also set his team back a terrible 90 yards.

#23 (▲2) - Lee (B) - 3.5 Pancakes, 0.2 SA, 0.1 Pens, 0.9 PenYds
Lee rises a couple of spots by staying out of trouble and picking up 4 pancakes.

#22 (-) - Pooky (B) - 4.0 Pancakes, 0.2 SA, 0.4 Pens, 2.2 PenYds
Pooky finishes in the bottom half after conceding another penalty.

#21 (-) - Marsh (B) - 3.6 Pancakes, 0.2 SA, 0.2 Pens, 1.5 PenYds
Marsh finished with a quiet day, bagging 4 pancakes.

#20 (▼2) - Roll (H) - 4.8 Pancakes, 0.3 SA, 0.3 Pens, 2.2 PenYds
A drop for Roll having given up a 10 yard penalty.

#19 (-) - Thruster (H) - 3.7 Pancakes, 0.2 SA, 0.1 Pens, 0.3 PenYds
Thruster hasn't really shown up on the pancake rankings this season. He only managed 2 today.

#18 (▲2) - Elephant (H) - 4.5 Pancakes, 0.2 SA, 0.6 Pens, 4 PenYds, 0.2 FR
Elephant finishes the season with an encouraging 6 pancake performance.

#17 (-) - Ones (B) - 4.3 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.4 Pens, 3.7 PenYds
4 pancakes for this YKW bot

#16 (-) - Kortesi (B) - 4.6 Pancakes, 0.2 SA, 0.4 Pens, 2.9 PenYds, 0.1 FR
Likewise for Kortesi

#15 (▼1) - Beerus (H) - 3.8 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.4 Pens, 3.3 PenYds, 0.1 FR
Beerus drops out of the top half of guards, managing just two pancakes today..

#14 (▼3) - Gath (H) - 3.9 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.3 Pens, 3.2 PenYds, 0.1 FR
Gath could only muster 3 pancakes and gave up a 10 yard penalty as well.

#13 (▲2) - Pancake (B) - 5.0 Pancakes, 0.3 SA, 0.1 Pens, 1.5 PenYds, 0.1 FR
Pancake finished the season strongly, jumping from 20th to 13th in 2 weeks. He totalled 16 pancakes over that period including 7 today. (Guard of the Week)

#12 (▲1) - Armstrong (B) - 5.1 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.6 Pens, 3.7 PenYds
The NOLA bot has been a pancake machine at guard this season, but has given up too many penalties.

#11 (▲1) - Grodd (B) - 3.9 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.4 Pens, 3.4 PenYds, 0.1 FR
Grodd rises despite just 3 pancakes today.

#10 (-) - Rough-Legged (B) - 4.1 Pancakes, 0.2 SA, 0.1 Pens, 0.9 PenYds, 0.1 FR
The Baltimore bot could only muster 2 pancakes to finish their season.

#9 (-) - Raccoon (H) - 4.3 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.5 Pens, 2.8 PenYds, 0.1 FR
Raccoon put up a very strong 9 pancakes, but gave up 2 separate penalties today.

#8 (-) - Wall (B) - 4.2 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.2 Pens, 1 PenYds
Dieter Wall had a quiet season, though he gave up his 5th negative play, a penalty, in today's game.

#7 (-) - Alexander (H) - 4.5 Pancakes, 0.2 SA, 0.1 Pens, 0.3 PenYds, 0.1 FR
We said last week that Archstone was edging Alexander by one pancakes. Unfortunately for Alexander, he lost one more pancake vs Archstone today, picking up 5. A great season for the S25 veteran.

#6 (-) - Archstone (H) - 3.4 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.1 Pens, 0.6 PenYds, 0.1 FR
Archstone was one of the lower scoring guards in terms of pancakes, but he gave up only two negative plays all season. Mr Consistent!

#5 (-) - Mo (H) - 4.9 Pancakes, 0 SA, 0.6 Pens, 4 PenYds
Conversely, Ne Mo cost his team on 10 separate occasions with penalties, but averaged an extra 1.5 pancakes per game vs Archstone.

#4 (-) - Back (H) - 2.9 Pancakes, 0 SA, 0.1 Pens, 0.3 PenYds
Much like Stallworth, Back finished dead last in pancakes, but gave up just one negative play all season, a 5 yard penalty.

#3 (-) - Jimbo Jr. (H) - 4.4 Pancakes, 0 SA, 0.3 Pens, 2.3 PenYds, 0.1 FR
Jimbo had a really nice season, and added 5 pancakes and a recovered fumble today.

#2 (-) - Adyan (H) - 5.6 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.3 Pens, 2.2 PenYds
Adyan gave up a penalty today but still finishes the season well clear of any other human guard. He conceded a 4th penalty of the season today, but his pancake rate is way in front.

#1 (-) - Broad-Winged (B) - 6.0 Pancakes, 0.2 SA, 0.1 Pens, 0.9 PenYds, 0.1 FR
Despite a 3rd allowed sack, Baltimore's bot finishes as our top ranked guard, racking up an amazing 10 pancakes today. The bot matches Adyan with 5 negative plays on the season, but has 0.4 pancakes more and has recovered 2 fumbles.

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TACKLES

#28 (▼2) - Amper (H) - 4.5 Pancakes, 0.3 SA, 0.5 Pens, 3.8 PenYds
Amper picks up his 13th negative play of the season to finish last in our tackle rankings.

#27 (▲1) - Jones (H) - 4.4 Pancakes, 0.4 SA, 0.1 Pens, 0.9 PenYds
Stumpy Jones had a nice clean game to finish his campaign, adding 4 pancakes.

#26 (▲1) - Kong (B) - 4.9 Pancakes, 0.3 SA, 0.5 Pens, 4.4 PenYds
Kong had a strong game with 8 pancakes and staying clear of trouble.

#25 (-) - Shorty (B) - 4.6 Pancakes, 0.3 SA, 0.4 Pens, 1.9 PenYds
Shorty could only manage one pancake.

#24 (▼1) - Pest (B) - 5.7 Pancakes, 0.3 SA, 0.5 Pens, 3.4 PenYds, 0.1 FR
Pest is well up there in terms of pancakes, but has given up 13 negative plays all season, bested only by Cadaire's 14.

#23 (▲1) - Broflovski (B) - 4.4 Pancakes, 0.2 SA, 0.4 Pens, 2.3 PenYds
Broflovski finishes strong with a clean performance and 9 pancakes.

#22 (-) - Hamel (H) - 5.6 Pancakes, 0.2 SA, 0.6 Pens, 4.9 PenYds
Hamel had an anonymous game, picking up 2 pancakes.

#21 (▼3) - Sasquatch (B) - 5.5 Pancakes, 0.3 SA, 0.2 Pens, 1.5 PenYds
Just 3 pancakes and a 5th allowed sack for Sasquatch.

#20 (▲1) - McKenzie (H) - 5.0 Pancakes, 0.3 SA, 0.1 Pens, 1.3 PenYds
Slurms had a nice clean game, adding 5 pancakes.

#19 (▲1) - Wall (B) - 4.5 Pancakes, 0.3 SA, 0.1 Pens, 0.3 PenYds, 0.1 FR
Jurgen Wall only managed 4 pancakes today, but stayed out of trouble.

#18 (▼1) - Franklin (H) - 4.3 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.2 Pens, 1.2 PenYds
Franklin picked up a penalty today to go with his 4 pancakes. Keep an eye out for a potential breakout campaign next season!

#17 (▲2) - Silva (H) - 4.8 Pancakes, 0.2 SA, 0.1 Pens, 0.6 PenYds
Brent Silva had a fantastic final game with 9 pancakes.

#16 (-) - Red-Shouldered (B) - 4.7 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.1 Pens, 1.2 PenYds
The Hawk bot only pancaked 4 defenders today.

#15 (▼1) - Pennington Jr. (H) - 5.7 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.3 Pens, 2.2 PenYds
Pennington had a league-best 13 pancakes this week, but also gave up a sack.

#14 (▲1) - McCormick (B) - 7.1 Pancakes, 0.2 SA, 0.3 Pens, 1.9 PenYds
McCormick leapfrogs Pennington into the top half with a very nice 9 pancake performance.

#13 (-) - Carter (B) - 5.6 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.1 Pens, 0.9 PenYds
The OCO bot has had a good season but only pancaked 4 defenders today.

#12 (-) - Ding Dong (H) - 6.8 Pancakes, 0.2 SA, 0 Pens
Ding Dong has been brilliant in the last few weeks, and continued that today with 9 pancakes and a nice clean game.

#11 (▼1) - Dolls (H) - 8.3 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.4 Pens, 3.5 PenYds
Dolls 5 pancakes gives him the top spot in the pancake charts, but his 8 negative plays keep him out of the top 10.

#10 (▲1) - Tremblay (H) - 6.5 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.1 Pens, 1.2 PenYds, 0.1 FR
Tremblay had a clean game and 8 pancakes.

#9 (▼1) - Trunks (H) - 7.2 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.2 Pens, 1.8 PenYds
Trunks drops a spot, managing just 5 'cakes.

#8 (▲1) - Quigley (H) - 6.9 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.2 Pens, 1 PenYds, 0.1 FR
Quigley's 7 were enough to push him above Trunks.

#7 (-) - Magic (H) - 7.5 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.1 Pens, 1.3 PenYds
Magic had a brilliant performance, racking up 11 pancakes for the Butchers. (Tackle of the Week)

#6 (-) - Red-Tailed (B) - 7.7 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.1 Pens, 1 PenYds
Baltimore's bot finished its campaign with 8 pancakes.

#5 (-) - Sly (H) - 7.3 Pancakes, 0 SA, 0.2 Pens, 1.2 PenYds
Sly had a really nice 8 pancake game to finish the season. He'd be further up the top 5 if it weren't for the 3 penalties this season.

#4 (▼2) - Buckley (H) - 7.2 Pancakes, 0 SA, 0.1 Pens, 0.3 PenYds
Buckley would have hoped for a stronger finish to the season. He only pancaked 3 defenders today.

#3 (-) - Jones (H) - 7.5 Pancakes, 0 SA, 0.1 Pens, 1 PenYds, 0.1 FR
Jones cements his place as the NSFC's top tackle with an 11 pancake day. He could have done without a 2nd penalty of the season though.

#2 (▲2) - Mellott (H) - 7.8 Pancakes, 0 SA, 0.1 Pens, 0.9 PenYds
Mellott finishes strong with 9 pancakes to make him the best of the rest.

#1 (-) - Golladay (H) - 8.0 Pancakes, 0 SA, 0 Pens
Golladay finishes with 8 pancakes in his final game and, crucially, no sacks or penalties allowed. Not only does that put him 2nd in adjusted pancakes but he's gone an entire season without giving up a negative play. An unbelievable campaign. Golladay is S28's clear cut OLotY.


Here's my final S28 Pro Bowl O-lines:
ASFC
T - Golladay (OL/T of the year)
G - Mo
C - Gorilla (BOT)
G - Archstone
T - Mellott

NSFC
T - Jones
G - Broad-Winged (BOT) (G of the year)
C - Riposte (C of the year)
G - Adyan
T - Buckley


And just to wrap up, here are my (human only) 5 nominees for OLotY:

#5 - Buckley Tackle - 7.2 Pancakes, 0 SA, 0.1 Pens, 0.3 PenYds
Buckley was a star for the Wraiths this season. He may not have quite caught up with his other fellow tackles in the pancake count, but he cost his team just one penalty for 5 yards all season.

#4 - Jones Tackle - 7.5 Pancakes, 0 SA, 0.1 Pens, 1 PenYds, 0.1 FR
Jones gave up two penalties vs Buckley's one, but a key fumble recovery prevented his team giving up a turnover.

#3 - Mellott Tackle - 7.8 Pancakes, 0 SA, 0.1 Pens, 0.9 PenYds
Mellott also gave up 2 penalties but his strong pancake rate gave him a late season push to go clear of the other tackles.

#2 - Riposte Center - 5.5 Pancakes, 0 SA, 0 Pens
Riposte was so far out in front of the other centers, he should definitely be Golladay's closest challenger to OLotY. He didn't give up a single negative play all season, and led all centers in pancake rate. The best center of the season by all measures.

#1 - Golladay Tackle - 8.0 Pancakes, 0 SA, 0 Pens
Golladay was in a class of his own this season. It looked close a few games ago but a monster 16 pancake game last week put him out of reach of everyone else. 0 negative plays and the 2nd best pancake rate of all. A clear #1.

Thanks for reading!

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Golladay is S28's clear cut OLotY.

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