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Agent Tesla: Hello and good time appropriate greeting once again dear readers! We are now over a quarter of the way through the season and as such have another batch of highlights for you. Please start us off with the first game of week four Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Game Portland Pythons at Bondi Beach Buccaneers. Pythons won 31 to 21. Offensive player of the game is quarterback Dexter Zaylren of the Bondi Beach Buccaneers with a stat line of 30 of 46 for 361 yards passing, an average pass of 7.8 yards, 2 touchdowns, 3 interceptions, a passer rating of 76.4, and 1 rushing attempt for -4 yards.
Agent Tesla: Opening drive of the game and Zaylren showed their composure with a 34 yard pass completion on third and nine to cross midfield. Just a few plays later on third and eight Zaylren finished the drive off with a 12 yard touchdown pass. Halfway through the third quarter on second and ten Zaylren found the end zone again with a 10 yard touchdown pass. Later in the fourth quarter on a second and eighteen Zaylren was able to find the open target for a 20 yard gain and get another set of downs. He also managed an impressive drive as time expired with completions of 22 yards, 16 yards, and 19 yards on consecutive first downs before time expired. Defense please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is cornerback Lip Gallagher of the Portland Pythons with a stat line of 6 tackles, 1 pass defended, and 1 interception touchdown.
Agent Tesla: Midway through the second quarter on a third and nine is where Gallagher made their biggest play of the day, and it was a key one as they picked off the pass near the first down marker and ran it back 16 yards into the end zone for a touchdown.
Onto game two of the week please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Game Kansas City Coyotes at Norfolk Seawolves. Coyotes won 40 to 14. Offensive player of the game is running back Fitted Cuddles of the Kansas City Coyotes with a stat line of 21 rushing attempts for 217 yards, an average run of 10.3 yards, a long of 57 yards, and 3 touchdowns.
Agent Tesla: Cuddles first long run of the day came on a first and ten halfway through the first quarter where they found the lane for a 15 yard gain. It was the second quarter where they made their name though starting with a 42 yard touchdown run on a first and ten partway through the quarter. Something they then upstaged with a 57 yard touchdown run on second and fifteen just a few plays later. They would have had another long touchdown just before the two minute warning, but were stopped on second and seven with only a 50 yard gain. They instead got the touchdown on their 1 yard run on first and goal immediately after for the hat trick. Defense please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is linebacker Dexter Hall of the Kansas City Coyotes with a stat line of 11 tackles, 1 forced fumble, 1 fumble recovery, and 1 pass defended.
Agent Tesla: Hall's first highlight of the day came on a third and four run play midway through the second quarter where they were able to make the stop at the line of scrimmage to complete a three and out. Just a few minutes latter on a second and eleven they broke up a pass attempt to help contribute to another quick punt. Their biggest play of the day though came halfway through the fourth quarter on a third and eight where they were able to not only make the tackle, but also force fumble that they then recovered.
Game three week four please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Game London Royals at Dallas Birddogs. Birddogs won 35 to 24. Offensive player of the game is running back Erik Gaare of the Dallas Birddogs with a stat line of 20 rushing attempts for 119 yards, an average run of 6 yards, a long of 46 yards, and 3 touchdowns.
Agent Tesla: Gaare's first big play of the day came early in the second quarter on a second and two in the form of a 14 yard run. One that helped lead to their 10 yard touchdown run on first and ten just a few minutes later. Their opening drive of the third quarter got started off right with a 46 yard run on first and ten, and then closed out right with a 5 yard touchdown run on third and one as well. Near the end of the third quarter they would do it again with a 3 yard touchdown run on second and goal. Just in case all that was not enough Gaare also added a 13 yard run on second and eight late in the fourth quarter to their reel. Defense please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is free safety Cole Maxwell of the Dallas Birddogs with a stat line of 5 tackles, 1 pass defended, and 1 interception touchdown.
Agent Tesla: Opening drive of the third quarter on third and four Maxwell managed to make the stop just shy of the line to gain to make the opponent settle for a punt. Right at the final two minute warning on first and ten Maxwell made their biggest move though as they picked off the pass and ran it back into the end zone for a 32 yard touchdown.
Onto the last game of the week please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Game Minnesota Grey Ducks at Tijuana Luchadores. Luchadores won 20 to 14. Offensive player of the game is quarterback IsHe... ReallyInvisible of the Tijuana Luchadores with a stat line of 22 of 38 for 204 yards passing, an average pass of 5.4 yards, 2 touchdowns, 2 interceptions, a passer rating of 68,3, 6 rushing attempts for 92 yards, an average run of 15.3 yards, a long of 70 yards, and 1 touchdown.
Agent Tesla: ReallyInvisible's first big play of the day came in the form of a long run of 70 yards for a touchdown on first and ten partway through the second quarter. His next big play was a 1 yard touchdown pass on first and goal late in the fourth quarter to tie the game up. Overtime though is where he really showed off with a 34 yard pass completion on a third and four halfway through the period. It was the final drive where he truly stepped up though with a 37 yard pass on third and ten to keep the drive alive, and closing with a 9 yard touchdown pass on second and goal to win the game. Once more to defense please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is linebacker In Active of the Tijuana Luchadores with a stat line of 3 tackles, 2 sacks, and 1 forced fumble.
Agent Tesla: Opening drive of the game and Active closed it out in style with a 7 yard sack on third and ten to force a punt. Just a few minutes into the second quarter and Active did it again with a 6 yard sack on second and one that was forceful enough to cause a fumble.
Week #5&6 Broadcast
Agent Tesla: Hello and good time appropriate greeting everyone! We are back after a slight delay with the highlights from the previous DSFL doubleheader. Thank you for your patience. Please start us off with the first game of week five Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Game Kansas City Coyotes at Bondi Beach Buccaneers. Buccaneers won 27 to 21. Offensive player of the game is wide receiver Eleven Kendrick-Watts of the Kansas City Coyotes with a stat line of 10 receptions for 130 yards, an average reception of 13 yards, a long of 21 yards, and 1 touchdown.
Agent Tesla: Late in the second quarter on a second and ten Kendrick-Watts made their first big play of the day as they caught a 21 yard pass to put the ball near midfield. It was the fourth quarter where Kendrick-Watts really made their mark though starting with a 21 yard reception to convert a fourth and seven late in the quarter. A play they immediately followed with a 20 yard reception on first and ten. Shortly after the two minute warning on third and goal Kendrick-Watts capped off the drive with a 5 yard touchdown reception for good measure. Onto defense next!
Defensive player of the game is linebacker Tre' Mendus Johnson of the Bondi Beach Buccaneers with a stat line of 11 tackles, 2 passes defended, and 1 blocked punt. Midway through the first quarter Johnson came in clutch with a tackle on first down short of the line to gain, and then managed to do it again on third and five to be the majority of a three and out. Similarly late in the second quarter on a second and seven Johnson broke up the pass to contribute to another three and out. Their biggest play of the day though came on a fourth and thirteen midway through the third where Johnson blocked the punt for an instant red zone opportunity.
Game two week five please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Game Minnesota Grey Ducks at Norfolk Seawolves. Grey Ducks won 41 to 0. Offensive player of the game is running back John Huntsman of the Minnesota Grey Ducks with a stat line of 15 rushing attempts for 122 yards, an average run of 8.1 yards, a long of 42 yards, 1 touchdown, 2 receptions for 13 yards, an average reception of 6.5 yards, and a long of 7 yards.
Agent Tesla: Huntsman's first big play of the day came on a second and goal in the first quarter where they converted with a 2 yard touchdown run. Second quarter saw them pick up the pace though as they found an opening to run 20 yards on a first and five partway through, and then followed it up with a 12 yard run on second and ten just a couple plays later. Towards the end of the second quarter Huntsman set their long of the day with a 42 yard run to convert a first and ten. They also added a 16 yard run on third and three just a few plays later to set up a first and goal. Once more to defense!
Defensive player of the game is cornerback Hououin Kyouma of the Norfolk Seawolves with a stat line of 3 tackles and 5 passes defended. Midway through the second quarter near their own end zone Kyouma stepped up with a blocked pass on second and ten, and then blocked another pass on the following third and ten to force a field goal attempt. Halfway through the third quarter on first and ten Kyouma blocked another pass to help lead to a three and out.
Week five game three please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Game Portland Pythons at Dallas Birddogs. Birddogs won 20 to 16. Offensive player of the game is quarterback Joliet Christ Jr. of the Dallas Birddogs with a stat line of 27 of 37 for 330 yards passing, an average pass of 8.9 yards, 1 touchdown, 1 interception, and a passer rating of 97.8.
Agent Tesla: Second and eight late in the first quarter and Joliet finds the open receiver for a 22 yard gain and their first highlight of the day. Midway through the third quarter on first and ten Joliet connected on a 48 yard pass good for their longest of the day. Opening play of the fourth quarter and they came close to matching it with a 46 yard completion on second and eight. then just a couple plays later on second and twenty Joliet managed a 27 yard completion to set up a first and goal. Then with less than a minute to play Joliet completed a 1 yard touchdown pass on second and goal to score the final points of the day. Defense please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is linebacker Xavier Walls of the Portland Pythons with a stat line of 7 tackles, 3 sacks, 3 forced fumbles, and 2 fumble recoveries.
Agent Tesla: It took until the third quarter to get this reel going, but Walls got it off to a great start with a 6 yard sack on an early first and ten along with a forced fumble that they recovered. Halfway through the fourth quarter on a first and ten Walls managed another 6 yard sack with a forced fumble, but unfortunately this one was recovered by the offense. So on the third and ten that followed Walls got a 7 yard sack that forced a fumble, and managed to recover it for a 6 yard gain and capped off an almost perfect performance.
Last game of week five please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Game London Royals at Tijuana Luchadores. Royals won 21 to 20. Offensive player of the game is running back Lonnie Jackson of the Tijuana Luchadores with a stat line of 25 rushing attempts for 202 yards, an average run of 8.1 yards, a long of 55 yards, 1 touchdown, and 1 reception for 0 yards.
Agent Tesla: First drive for the team in the second quarter and on second and eight Jackson broke free for a 55 yard touchdown run the longest play from scrimmage of the day. The next drive halfway through the quarter Jackson converted the opening first and ten with an 11 yard run. Late in the second on second and seven Jackson found the opening again to the tune of a 52 yard run that would be the longest of the day if not for their earlier effort. Just before the end of the first half Jackson managed a 13 yard run on first and ten as well. Few minutes into the fourth quarter and on second and ten Jackson proved they still had energy with a 17 yard run. Defense please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is defensive end Glenn Smart of the London Royals with a stat line of 6 tackles, 2 for loss, and 1 sack.
Agent Tesla: First play of the day and Smart secured an 11 yard sack to set the opponent up with a second and twenty-one and lead to a quick three and out. Then in the closing seconds of the third quarter Smart did it again with a 2 yard tackle for loss on second and ten as part of another quick three and out.
We are onto week six please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Game Norfolk Seawolves at Portland Pythons. Pythons won 41 to 14. Offensive player of the game is wide receiver Saleem Spence of the Portland Pythons with a stat line of 6 receptions for 105 yards, an average reception of 17.5 yards, a long of 70 yards, and 1 touchdown.
Agent Tesla: Midway through the second quarter on a third and twelve Spence pounced on their opportunity with a 70 yard touchdown reception good for the longest play from scrimmage of the day. Early in the fourth quarter Spence also converted a first and ten with a 10 yard reception. Tell us about defense please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is linebacker Xavier Walls of the Portland Pythons with a stat line of 9 tackles, 1 sack, 1 forced fumble, 2 passes defended, 2 interceptions, and 1 defensive touchdown.
Agent Tesla: Back to back weeks with two takeaways is terrific and congratulations to Walls for that! Late in the first quarter on a third and ten Walls made their first big stop of the day with a tackle short of the line to gain to force a field goal attempt. Late in the second quarter Walls stepped it up with an 11 yard sack on a first and ten with a forced fumble for good measure. Their best play of the day came late in the third though; where on a second and six they picked off the pass and ran it back 48 yards into the end zone for a touchdown. Just after the final two minute warning in the fourth quarter on second and five Walls picked off the pass again with a 7 yard return to take over near the red zone courtesy of the takeaway.
Game two week six please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Game Tijuana Luchadores at Kansas City Coyotes. Coyotes won 27 to 17. Offensive player of the game is wide receiver Eleven Kendrick-Watts of the Kansas City Coyotes with a stat line of 9 receptions for 126 yards, an average reception of 14 yards, a long of 40 yards, and 1 touchdown.
Agent Tesla: Opening play of the second quarter and Kendrick-Watts converted the third and seven with a 28 yard reception to set up inside the red zone. Near the end of the second quarter Kendrick-Watts had their best play of the day on a second and ten where they made a 40 yard touchdown reception. Next is defense please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is strong safety Tre Washington of the Kansas City Coyotes with a stat line of 7 tackles, 3 forced fumbles, and 1 fumble recovery.
Agent Tesla: Partway through the second quarter on a first and ten Washington had their first big play as they stopped the play before the line to gain, and forced a fumble on top of it. Just before the end of the second quarter they did it again with a tackle on first and ten that led to a forced fumble recovered in opponent territory. Come the third quarter and on first and ten Washington completed the hat trick with another forced fumble, but this time did one better by recovering it themself in opponent territory. Late in the fourth quarter Washington was also the one to make the stop on fourth and twenty-five for a turnover on downs.
Week six game three please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Game Bondi Beach Buccaneers at London Royals. Buccaneers won 30 to 17. Offensive player of the game is running back Akil Ozymandias of the Bondi Beach Buccaneers with a stat line of 1 rushing attempt for 2 yards, 8 receptions for 111 yards, an average reception of 13.9 yards, a long of 45 yards, and 1 touchdown.
Agent Tesla: Late in the first quarter on a third and nine Ozymandias got the first down with a 14 yard reception, and then turned that first down into a first and goal with an 11 yard reception. Early in the second quarter on a second and twenty-six Ozymandias made their big play of the day with a 45 yard reception to set up shop inside the red zone. Then just a play later on second and eight Ozymandias made the 8 yard touchdown reception to cap off the drive. Defense please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is cornerback Henny Tingzpahcbol of the Bondi Beach Buccaneers with a stat line of 4 tackles, 2 passes defended, 1 interception touchdown, and 1 blocked field goal.
Agent Tesla: Opening drive of the day midway through the first and on fourth and goal Henny made the stop with a block. Late in the second quarter on a first and ten Henny picked off the pass, and with a 35 yard return turned it into a touchdown. Late in the third on a second and seven Henny added a broken up pass as part of a three and out to their reel.
Last game of the doubleheader please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Game Dallas Birddogs at Minnesota Grey Ducks. Grey Ducks won 14 to 11. Offensive player of the game is wide receiver Bayley Cowabunga of the Dallas Birddogs with a stat line of 10 receptions for 115 yards, an average reception of 11.5 yards, a long of 17 yards, and 1 touchdown.
Agent Tesla: Halfway through the second quarter and Cowabunga set their mark for long of the day with a 17 yard reception on second and eight. During the two minute drill at the end of the quarter Cowabunga converted a first and ten with a 10 yard reception, and a second and three with an 11 yard reception. Just before the final two minute warning Cowabunga caught a 14 yard touchdown pass on first and ten, and followed it up by catching another pass in the end zone for the two point conversion. Once more to defense please Sim Rep!
Sim Rep: Defensive player of the game is linebacker Luke Watterson of the Dallas Birddogs with a stat line of 4 tackles, 1 for loss, 1 sack, 1 forced fumble, and 1 fumble recovery.
Agent Tesla: Fourth quarter is when it counts and that is where Watterson came alive; starting with a 6 yard sack on first and ten halfway through the quarter that included a fumble they recovered for a 1 yard gain. Just after the two minute warning on first and ten Watterson added a 3 yard tackle for loss that helped lead to a three and out to give their offense an opportunity.
Thank you for joining us for the latest doubleheader highlights! We hope you enjoyed them and that you enjoy the doubleheader tonight twice as much!
