*Fresh wolf of Vancouver

[taterswc]

Now this is a story all about how my life got flip turned upside down.
I’d like to take a minute just sit right there
I’ll tell you how I became the fresh wolf of Vancouver
In Calgary Canada born and raised
On the nature preserve is where I spent most of my days
Chillin outside and enjoying the sun.
Running and playing and just having fun
When a couple of hockey players on an offseason roam
Kidnapped me from my family and home
I got in one little truck and the human said clear
You are coming with me to live in Vancouver
They gave me some treats and they patted my head
I waited to see if i was eating them dead
We pulled up to the den about 7 or 8 and barked to the humans “humans smell you later”
I looked at my kingdom I was finally there.
To sit on my sofa as the wolf of Vancouver

[Net]

It might just be me, but I was singing the song with the beat in my head