*The Truth about the Goose

[Hallmonitor_20]

So Mr. Bush League Goose aka @infinitempg has decided to walk and then complain about his playing time. 

Ever since we drafted Goose (2nd overall btw) he's done nothing but put on this facade about being a team player but as soon as we let Luke "Humble" Quick play 2 games as Kick Returner 2 he freaks out. 

Goose was still KR1 and PR but apparently that's not good enough. Just the fact that quick even had a chance to catch a ball that could've been his infuriates him. 

It was a miracle he hasn't complained publicly about the fact we throw the ball sooner. (Privately he yells at us after every pass that doesn't land in his feathers.)

Don't let the Goose fool you, he'll claim that he's "here for the team" but as soon as a play is called that doesn't give him the ball he'll be on the headset with the offensive coordinator and his agent renegotiating more bread crumbs in his deal. 

So all I have to say is

I saw Busch Goose at a grocery store in Baltimore yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

[infinitempg]

this is absolute libel

you never gave me my full allotment of breadcrumbs either

[Hallmonitor_20]

this is absolute libel

you never gave me my full allotment of breadcrumbs either

You cant eat bread crumbs as we are putting them on the scale and then complain that the scale is "2 ounces short"

[infinitempg]

this is absolute libel

you never gave me my full allotment of breadcrumbs either

You cant eat bread crumbs as we are putting them on the scale and then complain that the scale is "2 ounces short"

maybe if your team was more prepared and organized they'd have them ready instead of pouring it on the scale late

[Hallmonitor_20]

this is absolute libel

you never gave me my full allotment of breadcrumbs either

You cant eat bread crumbs as we are putting them on the scale and then complain that the scale is "2 ounces short"

maybe if your team was more prepared and organized they'd have them ready instead of pouring it on the scale late

Sir your lawyer is a Quail.

Do you know how hard it is to find someone who speaks Quail in this economy?

[j00]

I saw Busch Goose at a grocery store in Baltimore yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

I can attest to his poor character. Here is footage of him in a different store on another day:
https://gfycat.com/informalpleasingboilweevil

Personally, I think he deserves a ban for such disgusting behavior.

[infinitempg]

this is absolute libel

you never gave me my full allotment of breadcrumbs either

You cant eat bread crumbs as we are putting them on the scale and then complain that the scale is "2 ounces short"

maybe if your team was more prepared and organized they'd have them ready instead of pouring it on the scale late

Sir your lawyer is a Quail.

Do you know how hard it is to find someone who speaks Quail in this economy?

yet another example of poor management from the hawks organization

have you ever used google? stop using bing over there. you can't bing your way to winning football strategies

[infinitempg]

I saw Busch Goose at a grocery store in Baltimore yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

I can attest to his poor character. Here is footage of him in a different store on another day:
https://gfycat.com/informalpleasingboilweevil

Personally, I think he deserves a ban for such disgusting behavior.

wow this is terribly speciesist, that is a seagull

i am a Canada goose