*Inside the Tijuana Luchadores

[loco]

This coming season, six new DSFL teams will be taking the field. But, there is only one you should want to play for:

THE TIJUANA LUCHADORES

You want reasons why? You don't need them. But I'll give them to you anyways.

Best GMs
Our GMs have received rave reviews including:

u guys are both really cute and ily a lot

From our special boy Nour Harrak

Loco and Sleepy are by far the best possible GM combination in the DSFL. Just look at their hair. It's like two perfect boys with wonderful flowing locks. I mean, how can you not be in love with these guys? I just wish they would tell me who their Barber is.

From our great married boy Teddy

I think they'll easily be the best GMs, simply because the league won't last longer than like, two season max.

From our real rowdy boy Merica

you will be a good GM when you finish your team threads

From our good dog boy Archon

you are better than the current Legion GM

From our new kid Zhang

Robots can process data faster than humans. I expect Big Bot to run a money-ball type scenario and make Mexico great again.

From our perfect sim boy Er

With reviews like that, can you really go wrong? You got two great college boys, at a great football school and also another school that at least fired Darell Hazell, who like to do fun stuff like: watch my hero academia, play video games, listen to sick beats, and i guess do other stuff. Plus we're kind of smart! More smarter then these also gms for definitely. Look at those dum dums! haha.

Best Discord in the game
We don't want to give away too much yet, you're gonna need to see it to believe it. You wanna sit somewhere and chill after work or whatever? We'll be in there. You want your own custom emoji? Your boy has made too many custom emojis for the SHL than he can count. There will be a decent amount to do in the discord, even if it takes us a season or two to fill our roster up.

You can't be on discord all the time? Well guess what, I'll write you a recap if you want one to let you know what's going down. Won't be necessary to be on the team but it will make it a big plus!


Best Logo
Enigmatic blessed us with the greatest logo known to anyone, anywhere.

Plus, haven't you always wanted to put on that mask, and beat people up? Sounds pretty fun, right? That's what we're going to do to the other DSFL Teams.


Best Locale

You want to live Stateside? San Diego and Tijuana are pretty much connected. You want good surf? You got it. You want good tacos? Oh boy you got it. You need cheap tequila? Tijuana's got it. You want Spring Breakers partying outside the stadium? You got it again. You want drugs? Those are illegal don't do that that is bad. What? You want to stay in Yellowknife? As if. Where even is that?

Best Filler Players
Ballerstorm did work for the Tijuana Luchadores. We got some of the best names in the DSFL, literally. We got A.J. Nugy. Tavaras Asiodu. Jack Huang. Garth Schaub. And most importantly, Dundrecous Hasselbach. He's huge on our O-Line, and here's what he had to say about being a Luchador:

Being a Luchador is a good thing

Wow, what a wordy and thought out answer!

Best PUBG Players on a team
Well okay there's only me. But if you want a chicken dinner, you're gonna get a chicken dinner. I'll probably also try to have other game nights or whatever. We'd like to be a team where we do other things on top of just updating if you want to do more!

Best Yet To Be Announced Things
We got more coming, just you wait and see.

All in all, being a Luchador will be the best thing that could ever happen to you if you end up in the DSFL.

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[TheMemeMaestro]

Those responses don't seem human. What kind of scheme is Big Bot pulling?

[loco]

Those responses don't seem human. What kind of scheme is Big Bot pulling?

[Archon]

If you were a NSFL team I would actively lobby to be drafted by you.

[loco]

If you were a NSFL team I would actively lobby to be drafted by you.

Legion can always be sent down!

[Archon]

Legion can always be sent down!

Legion has no pick until round 3, I'll be drafted sooner due to my witty bantz.

[TheMemeMaestro]

Legion can always be sent down!

Can we have a game where the worst NSFL team plays the DSFL champion every year?

[Noble]

Can we have a game where the worst NSFL team plays the DSFL champion every year?

I vote yes :lol: would be great to see the difference, although in a few seasons even the worst NSFL team would completely dominate the best DSFL team (remember DSFL TPE caps off)

[Ben]

Legion has no pick until round 3, I'll be drafted sooner due to my witty bantz.

:crybaby: :crybaby:

But I think this was my favourite of all the articles I woke up to @loco nice one :cheers:

[loco]

I vote yes :lol: would be great to see the difference, although in a few seasons even the worst NSFL team would completely dominate the best DSFL team (remember DSFL TPE caps off)

i would love to watch a team of 1000 TPE players lose to a team of 250