*Are You Draft Picks Ready?

[Jonny2x]

Stussy’s Handlings

Last night was huge! You were drafted! Your dream is finally coming true. Some of you have been working for this your entire life. Some of you have been getting by on god given talent. Whatever the path to get here, you all made it. Are you ready? Of course, you think you are. You have been waiting your entire life for this moment, right? How could you not be ready?

You are ready for the football world. You instantly feel the difference between Under Armour and Nike underneath your pads, no doubt. Two steps onto the infield and you know if you are wearing the correct size cleats. No one dares trade out your Battle Ultra-Stick gloves for Nike. That’s all well and good on the field, but what about the real world? What about the nightlife of the cities you will be visiting? Plan on settling for the Hotel Restaurants? Oh, no problem, you can Yelp the night life and take an Uber. C’mon, you are a pro baller now, you don’t have time for such commonalities.

This is where we come in. We at Stussy’s Handlings will take care of everything outside of football for you with just a one-time seasonal fee. The one-time fee will set you up with a handler who will be at your beckon call in every city. You are thinking, “I’m not paying anyone to google stuff for me”. That is not what we do. Our customers are of the utmost priority and importance. We have employees native to every single franchise city. We have a 15 minute guaranteed answer to any question direct to your handler.

Looking for the perfect carry-on luggage? We got you.
Speakeasy style night clubs, we got your code word in every city.
Family is in town and you want the perfect off day, we are here.
Long night, of course we aren’t letting you drive or put your career in jeopardy.
Airline lose your luggage, we will wait around to ruffle the feathers.
Long flight and looking for the perfect Ribeye steak in town, your choice, delivered to your room piping hot or picking you up at the airport with reservations ready.
Of course flying is better than the buses but you will still need the latest and greatest gadgets and tech. We are plugged in for you.
Looking for a new masseuse or mud bath, start with us.
Need a personal shopper before your road trip, or even on your road trip, we are there for you.

That is what we are here for, so you don’t have a single worry outside of football. Sign up before training camp for a 5% discount.
Of course, you can wait but don’t let that first failure be a game changer.

Once signed up our services include a 24/7/365 (closed on Leap Day! /s) hotline to help you solve any life issue confidently and quietly. You will be assigned your own personal handler for your home town and that person will find you a handler for every single road trip or vacation.

Contact us at 1-800-HANDLED to begin the application process. We will need to sit down with you in person (we will come to you) to work out some lifestyle details so we can start you off with the perfect handler. No one else can do what we do. Our contacts and networking is unparalleled. We only offer 1 full service package as we don’t do anything half speed. If you want the best, we are unequivocally the best. Let us show you the way to a stress free life.


Stussy’s Handlings (Taking over people’s lives since 2009)
St. Paul Minnesota
a V.M. Varga Corporation

[Fordhammer]

Seems legit!

Stussy’s Handlings (Taking over people’s lives since 2009)
St. Paul Minnesota
a V.M. Varga Corporation

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