10-08-2019, 09:21 AM
(This post was last modified: 10-11-2019, 11:04 AM by Fordhammer.)
SUC 4 NEWS reporting live from Myrtle Beach this morning. We have been waiting outside the Ritz waiting for Sweet to Emerge from his penthouse. This morning we will get his thoughts on his team breaking the internet with their decision to relocate and see if he has any comments regarding Little League Jackson.
**Sweet makes it down to lobby with a bottle of Dom P in one hand and a big ol blunt in the other**
" Tf y'all want, mayne. Can't you see Sweet is tryna fight this hangovaaa?"
"Sweet! Yes we know you had a big night, but we wanted to get your thoughts on two things. First, how do you feel about the teams move to Myrtle Beach?"
"Well it doesn't really concern me. The Frosty Hallway has Sweets best interest in mind so I ain't trippin'. Whatever beach Sweets at gone be just a lil sweeter now, nahhhimtalmbout? I'll catch TDz anywhere so it ain't no thang to a real playa. So far doe, I like the atmosphere out chea. Seems like these folks know how to party so when we bring that Ultimini home.... It's gone be on *makes cooing bird noise*"
"Ahhh excellent. Well we are glad to see you're enthusiastic about your new home in the Carolinas. This does bring us to our second point though. Little League Jackson got on social media with known scumbag, Brock Turner, late last night and made some incredibly drunken and stupid remarks. While Jackson appeared to be drinkining heavily from a plastic bottle of boonesfarm and smoking newport shorts.
He then went on to say many things including calling you a no name, stating again that you were in prison, stated that you had STDs, and honestly it really just sounded like a desperate attempt for attention and maybe even a plea for help? ANy thoughts or comments on Little League?"
"I don't concern myself with these lil league wanna be Sweet but they cain't boys. This guy couldn't even get 10 yards per catch, let alone 50 catches in an entire season. These fugazi ass, no name, pretendaz can talk all they want. Hell they can even try and bite my style, but lemme tell you this. You can use my style, but you gone pay me a fee yahurrrddd? Cuz ain't shit for free and ain't no stopping me, Buc mafia life, aint no topping Sweet nahhimtalmbout? Also that man wear shades he bought from a gas station hahaaaaaaaa fucking lil simp. Don't yall think it's weird Lil league knew all about dem thangs tho? && he had brock turner doing his interview? S M fucking H mayne. You a biiiiiiitttchhhhhh. & fuck portland too. Sweet out. "
Well you heard it here first, Sweet don't give a shit and that is most definitely, word. Also Sweet wanted us to tell little league as well as only other sucka ass player hater "Don't be sorry hoe, be careful" in regards to mentioning his name. SUC 4 News over and out. As always, thank you for reading.
**Sweet makes it down to lobby with a bottle of Dom P in one hand and a big ol blunt in the other**
" Tf y'all want, mayne. Can't you see Sweet is tryna fight this hangovaaa?"
"Sweet! Yes we know you had a big night, but we wanted to get your thoughts on two things. First, how do you feel about the teams move to Myrtle Beach?"
"Well it doesn't really concern me. The Frosty Hallway has Sweets best interest in mind so I ain't trippin'. Whatever beach Sweets at gone be just a lil sweeter now, nahhhimtalmbout? I'll catch TDz anywhere so it ain't no thang to a real playa. So far doe, I like the atmosphere out chea. Seems like these folks know how to party so when we bring that Ultimini home.... It's gone be on *makes cooing bird noise*"
"Ahhh excellent. Well we are glad to see you're enthusiastic about your new home in the Carolinas. This does bring us to our second point though. Little League Jackson got on social media with known scumbag, Brock Turner, late last night and made some incredibly drunken and stupid remarks. While Jackson appeared to be drinkining heavily from a plastic bottle of boonesfarm and smoking newport shorts.
He then went on to say many things including calling you a no name, stating again that you were in prison, stated that you had STDs, and honestly it really just sounded like a desperate attempt for attention and maybe even a plea for help? ANy thoughts or comments on Little League?"
"I don't concern myself with these lil league wanna be Sweet but they cain't boys. This guy couldn't even get 10 yards per catch, let alone 50 catches in an entire season. These fugazi ass, no name, pretendaz can talk all they want. Hell they can even try and bite my style, but lemme tell you this. You can use my style, but you gone pay me a fee yahurrrddd? Cuz ain't shit for free and ain't no stopping me, Buc mafia life, aint no topping Sweet nahhimtalmbout? Also that man wear shades he bought from a gas station hahaaaaaaaa fucking lil simp. Don't yall think it's weird Lil league knew all about dem thangs tho? && he had brock turner doing his interview? S M fucking H mayne. You a biiiiiiitttchhhhhh. & fuck portland too. Sweet out. "
Well you heard it here first, Sweet don't give a shit and that is most definitely, word. Also Sweet wanted us to tell little league as well as only other sucka ass player hater "Don't be sorry hoe, be careful" in regards to mentioning his name. SUC 4 News over and out. As always, thank you for reading.
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